`The Mike O'Meara Show Podcast Recaps Featuring Buzz Burbank with Robb Spewek, Oscar Santana and R J Diaz Note: Special editions are listed in chronological order of availability Last Revised: 26 April 2010 ========================================================== 1. Mon Dec 7, 2009: A Day That Will Live in Infamy Catching up: Mike, Buzz and Robb were fired. BA is now producing for Tom Kent Why a podcast? Buzzcast Audio vault ========================================================== 2. Tues Dec 8, 2009: Tiger Finds Another Great Lay Proudly following in the footsteps of radio icon Adam Corolla Mike is pissed off because the networks didn't immediately know it was Tiger Woods's MIL who went to the hospital Steven Seagal's crap tv show Tiger Woods's advice to Obama in Golf Digest Will Snacks of the Round Table come up? Oscar wants an intern Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 3. Wed Dec 9, 2009: Don't Bleed On the Podcast Formatics and how the podcast is going to work, pay for itself A salute to Kenya Mike wants Dennis Murphy removed from Mike's Facebook fan page Mike likes the show "Chopped" Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 4. Thurs Dec 10, 2009: Toss Her a Baseball Pontificating over the culture of celebrity and sex Mike discovers PeopleofWalmart.com This just in: the Barbara Walters special sucked Triumphant return of The Belcher Robb's TV Tip of the Day: Holly Sampson on TMC Regis (Mike) interview via Skype Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 5. Fri Dec 11, 2009: My Brain Hurts Joe Ardinger returns as phone slap Mike gets some toys for the studio Mike watches Ben Stein's film about Intelligent Design Mike tells about visiting castles in Germany with wife #1, teases other failed relationship stories Interview with the new baby Duggar Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 6. Mon Dec 14, 2009: National Public O'Meara Mike wants more "colorful" golfers on the PGA tour The disparity between Mike and Carla's age gets commented-on again at Giant Phoner with Internet Radio Tommy (Mike) Oscar (the human) buys/wears a Santa suit for a pub crawl Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 7. Tues Dec 15, 2009: Avatards Golden Globes nominations recap An argument over "breakfast meats" Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 8. Weds Dec 16, 2009: What About Dumbass Design? Arguing about the edited intro to records Robb is locked out of the "studio" Gifts from a listener Big O and Dukes - station killers Crazy Bolivian women with big tits Moron evolution vs. intelligent design debate Oscar has to up the Xmas ante with his girlfriend Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 9. Thurs Dec 17, 2009: Where Fruitcake is a Double-Entendre Mike's daughter's cello concert Watching children morph into adults Bitching about the weathermen More than you ever wanted to know about Robb's fruitcake Is Bolivian panettone the same as Italian? Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 10. Fri Dec 18, 2009: O'Meara Shore with guest star Angie Goff Snow panic and battle of the weather fags Angie knows the attention-whores who crashed the President's party The white trash showcase Jersey Shore Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 11. Mon Dec 21, 2009: It's a Regular Winter Wonderland, Dave Mike actually liked Channel 9's weather coverage Fallout from the snowstorm Phoner with Crampus (Austrian Santa) Dude Walker's Holiday greeting (and Tiger Woods parody poem) Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 12. Tues Dec 22, 2009: Av-o-Tar Oscar's mother used to wax his chest Preferences for body hair in various important places Arguments over the value of Avatard Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 13. Weds Dec 23, 2009: There's Black Guys in the Driveway Interview with Morgan Freeman (Mike) Is Northern VA the most self-absorbed area in the world? Snow, black ice, and walking the dog Oscar vs. the girlfriend Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 14. Thurs Dec 24, 2009: Check Out the Gift In This Package with special guest star Katie the poorly-miked pixie Internet Tommy The opening of the gifts Katie's breakup with her well-hung boyfriend The sexual tension between Robb and Katie Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 15. Fri Dec 25, 2009: Merry Christmas, Baby Robb talks up Christmas records -- everyone else has the day off Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 16. Mon Dec 28, 2009: The Bitch Set Me Up A brief visit from the Pope about being attacked by some Squeeky Fromme wannabe MOP is now Top 20 on the iTunes, baby The triumphant return of former intern Girl Girl arrives early, is greeted by Mike in his PJs Mike is bent that Robb didn't pimp the MOP while doing his KCJJ Christmas show That dumbass Charlie Sheen Mike wants draconian measures to deal with airport security George Michael tribute on the audio vault Buzzcast ========================================================== 17. Tues Dec 29, 2009: I Hate TMZ--But I Read It Every Day with guest star Tanner Cooley Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike)'s press conference This Chris Cooley injury TMZ gets pawned by Kennedy photo Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 18. Weds Dec 30, 2009: White O'Meara's Burden Internet Tommy Mike continues to battle his Facebook friend limit Moron the airport security question Mike wants go Charles Kuralt on y'all Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 19. Thurs Dec 31, 2009: Anger Issues Mike Hits Bottom tragic relationship story New Year's resolutions -Mike and Buzz: lose weight -Robb: nothing -Oscar: be nicer to his C--- girlfriend Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== Fri Jan 1, 2010: No show (holiday) ========================================================== 20. Mon Jan 4, 2010: Just Got Back From a Vaudeville Show Rush Limbo (Mike) discusses his medical condition Mike gets a free lunch at his favorite restaurant First lame Tiger Woods joke of the new decade Mike's festive rockin' New Year's Eve Oscar's joke for his girlfriend didn't go over very well How *does* Joe Ardinger manage to update Facebook when his electricty is cut off? Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 21. Tues Jan 5, 2010: Eat It Free association Mike O'Meara is Johnny Kit-Kat--Carla catches Mike on a food binge Carla says Mike is a Stage 3 Hoarder (http://www.nsgcd.org/resources/clutterhoardingscale/nsgcd_clutterhoardingscale.pdf) Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 22. Weds Jan 6, 2010: It's Sunny and Seventy in Los Angeles Oscar's girlfriend (Mike) frets Everyone's having One of Those Days Sports in Washington/Northern VA is whack Mike gets a chihuahua dog "Frankie" Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 23. Thurs Jan 7, 2010: Advertising Robb's Hobby Robb teaches Mike how to cut and paste Oscar's girlfriend has a hot pocket for him Some lucky listener can become a rolling billboard for the show Mike is stoked over the new Robin Hood flick The chihuahua population explosion Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 24. Fri Jan 8, 2010: Elvis is Still Dead Janet Napolitano (Satan (Mike)) fields questions from Buzz and Robb Carla has Frankie's balls cut off, will store them next to Mike's Oscar reveals he was circumsized at Age 13 Carping about the Balloon Boy dickweed, Ann Curry Rose Bowl recap Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 25. Mon Jan 11, 2010: Stock Up On the Rhoids Charly Stuangstabalac's been having a hard year Oscar makes a new Facebook app: it's not a competition Buzz, Robb and Mike's salad days in summer stock Residual bitterness over Mike Vick Racist Australian Fried Chicken commercial Dipshit Harry Reid Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 26. Tues Jan 12, 2010: Swing Time Simon Cowell (Mike) press conference How would you want to die? Buzz's dark weekend Celebs taking, not taking personal responsibility Where are the hottest South American chicas? Listener describes the Eureka earthquake Buzz and Oscar give the low-down on where the local Swingers clubs are Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 27. Weds Jan 13, 2010: Apocalypto Is the Haitian earthquake a warning of DOOM?! Buzz tries to explain the difference between Dill and Kosher pickles to his wife The problem with diet soda Shocked! Shocked, I tell you, to hear that Mike blames everything on Jay Leno Audio vault, featuring the Knoxville Slut disaster and Buzzcast ========================================================== 28. Thurs Jan 14, 2010: Live From Hate-y Mike sings burlesque songs in Lounge style Haitian tv coverage reaction Goofy shit when using the official website Mike hated "Precious," had trouble hearing the dialog, as if that would have helped Hating on American Idol, but still watching it Climbing into Conan O'Brien's bung Mike's dreams Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 29. Fri Jan 15, 2010: Bedazzler Ex-intern Mark (one of the infamous Menendez Brothers) in-haus briefly before Mike throws him out Email bag Mike is upset over Limbaugh's idiot remarks Haiti discussion What's wrong with Sports journalism Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 30. Mon Jan 18, 2010: And the Winner Is----Who Gives a Shit Mike likes his politics superficial--more complaining about Rush Limbo Weekend football recap Too old to be drinking this way Golden Globes recap Audio vault--Robb's houseful of 9-year-olds birthday party tapes Buzzcast ========================================================== 31. Tues Jan 19, 2010: Everybody Loves Oscar Mike at 3am Mike is irked that some Facebook Chinaman loves Oscar Mike frets an interview he gave to a reporter The Last Days at WFJK Audio vault, featuring horny old lady Meredith Viera and Buzzcast ========================================================== 32. Weds Jan 20, 2010: I Wanna See Some Skin--But Not *That* Skin Internet Tommy Mike claims he's no longer a Democrat, sick of partisan politics, will now be an independent Also upset over Diane Sawyer's "gleeful" news coverage over the Mass special election result Sponsor Dr. Jaffee** in-studio to pimp plastic surgery Mike is worried about the skin on his face Audio vault and Buzzcast * - should have listened to NPR - they're treating it as a national day of mourning ** - a reference to the movie Brazil. Dr. Jaffee was the "knife man" ========================================================== 33. Thurs Jan 21, 2010: Support Your Local Sheriff Listener joke of the day Mike sees Ghosts Don't Exist -- declares it "not all that bad" Mike blows a red light on his way to the Premiere, gets pulled over, kharma ensues Mike wants to be this generation's Victor Buono Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 34. Fri Jan 22, 2010: The Breakfast Meats Show A remote from Mike's kitchen Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 35. What Did I Tell You The First Time I Met You? I'm a 9ers Fan Mon Jan 25, 2010 Soup-cans-on-a-string audio quality to start the show The Brett Favre Attention Whore Show Conan O'Brien punts, fumbles, throws multiple interceptions on his final show Oscar screws up the rims on his brother-in-law's Cayenne Haiti telethon recap The band is back together and touring as Soft White Underbelly Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 36. Can't Wait for that F-Troop in 3-D with a CGI Agarn Movie Tues Jan 26, 2010 Opening benediction Mike isn't impressed with the current series of 24, or really TV in general ... and CGI movies suck Ask Buzz an Embarassing Question Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 37. Appointment in Hell Weds Jan 27, 2010 Catfight on American Idol Pot is upset over partisan politics Oscar explains how he shaves down there Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 38. iSpeech Thurs Jan 28, 2010 Backstage at the State of the Union speech with guest Todd Moore, tech guy Mike wants a better Flight Simulator SotU recap, and Mike is pissed at Congress Speculation about the iTablet, and will it kill the Kindle? Moron politics Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 39. Sucker Punched Fri Jan 29, 2010 Leno on Oprah recap Donny Simpson's last day Moron Jay Leno Listener mail Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 40. We Got a Bleeder--Franks and Beans!! Mon Feb 1, 2010 Rip Torn (Mike) Snowy weekend recap Mike now sports the Jean Benet look down there, draws blood Mike loves the Spartacus show Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 41. He's So Fine Tues Feb 2, 2010 Charly Stuangstabalac reads the Oscar nonimations This is the 17th anniversary of Mike's father's passing Ranking the hottest women and men Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 42. Robb: Original Soundtrack Album Weds Feb 3, 2010 Teasing the SB party at a local watering hole Frankie turns his tail on Mike, loves Carla Arguing over the music themes for the show Listener Mail Gordon Ramsey and Shark Tank recaps Oscar goes out with the twin-sister of an ex-girlfriend, gets into a battle with his g/f Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 43. Kiss the Gecko Thurs Feb 4, 2010 An invitation to the Super Bowl party in Spanish, with tard translation Snowstorm work ethic Mike wants to buy a snow-blower Teases a live stream with multi-cam video Commercials they hate Goofing on Jim Nance Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 44. Where's Cheddarwurst Sausage On That List? Fri Feb 5, 2010 A message from Akio Toyoda (Mike) regarding the recall Mike's list of blizzard essentials Movie reviews with Don & Mike's first producer, John Noland Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 45. The Drunk and Overmodulated Show Mon Feb 8, 2010 A live-on-tape Superbowl Sunday remote from Jimmy's Old Town Tavern ========================================================== 46. Waiting For God Tues Feb 9, 2010 Internet Tommy Embarassed over the crappy Super Bowl show Super Bowl ad recap Mike has the elderly renters from Hell Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 47. A Winter Wonderland Weds Feb 10, 2010 Mike's blizzard essential list set to music 17 year old Oscar wrecks the family car Snow stories Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 48. You Don't F*** the Personality Thurs Feb 11, 2010 Round-robin reporters on StormWatch Mike loves his neighbor's snow blower Dog Frankie bites Mike A shocking announcement: American Idol sucks Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 49. 1-800-ASK-4-SWAG Fri Feb 12, 2010 Press conference with Bill Clinton (Mike) in the hospital Mike's beer nights vs. hard liquor nights Mike wants his mother to get an honorary college degree Winter Olympics recap Oscar has a fight with his girlfriend Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 50. Mike O'Meara's Webtime Video Zoo Mon Feb 15, 2010 The MOM Show Mini-Novel Winter olympics recap Teasing upcoming stuff on the show Mike sits through the Valentine's Day movie Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 51. Worth More Dead Than Alive Tues Feb 16, 2010 Internet Radio Tommy Winter olympics recap Facebook weens Oscar's fall downstairs Oscar ponders life insurance, beneficiaries Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 52. Crap Food Nirvana Weds Feb 17, 2010 Floating the idea of Mike O'Meara Raw Mike orders a new workout regimen of some sort Eating badly stories Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 53. USA! USA! USA! Thurs Feb 18, 2010 Akio Toyoda (Mike)'s press conference Winter olympics recap Listener mail Facebook-Ass contacts Mike Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 54. A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options Fri Feb 19, 2010 with special guest star Katie the former dump-button pixie Phoner with Marion Barry (Mike) Dying media fishwrap The Washington Post will do a feature on The Show Tiger Woods recap Clean vs. Neat Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 55. Invisible Newsman Mon Feb 22, 2010 A recorded message from Dr. Santana Mike is upset over the crappy Olympic hockey coverage Washington Post article stiffs the staunchest liberal in the room: Buzz Moron the Facebook germ who hates the show Mike doesn't understand the love for Spartacus Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 56. There Is Much Dancing When Ozcar Song Is Play Tues Feb 23, 2010 Dick Chaney's doctor (Mike) press conference Carla records Mike's sleep apnia Mike is studying Acting On Film An email from an Argentine who's not making it with a state governor Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 57. I Need Wants and Warrants on Charly Stuangstabalac Wed Feb 24, 2010 Baltimore weather forecast, hon Winter olympics recap Reaction to Tony Kornhole's suspension American Idol still sucks Listener mail Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 58. Who's Going to Voice Pepe Le Pew? Thurs Feb 25, 2010 George Lopez (Mike) humps his new gig as the voice of Speedy Gonzalez Watching movies with dads Moron American Idol Mike's new TV fad fat loss ripoff grift arrives Mike's car reeks of vehicular skunk manslaughter Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 59. The MOP Was Audiotaped Before a Live Studio Audience Fri Feb 26, 2010 Balmore Billy Sikorsky and the Olympic moment of the day, hon Taping the first M O'M Raw show recap Winter olympics recap Band rehearsal recap Franky the dog is conducting panty raids Oscar brings guests Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 60. We Wanted The Poseidon Adventure and Got "The Pink Panther 2" Instead Mon Mar 1, 2010 Internet Tommy Pimping the MOM Raw shows Winter olympics recap Disappointed about the Hawaiian tsunami This just in: Jerry Seinfeld ain't funny Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 61. More Reasons to Sell the TV Tues Mar 2, 2010 Bill Clinton (Mike) Mike can't afford hockey tix Behind the scenes with the costs of The Show Mike has to watch the last half-eternity of The Bachelor Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 62. Tan Sex is the Best Sex Wed Mar 3, 2010 Marion Barry (Mike) Buzz tans with Carmen Hart American Idol is terrible--watching it anyway Bitching about the weather forecasters Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 63. Beluga's Still Struggling with Participles Thurs Mar 4, 2010 ATC kid (Mike) vectors JFK traffic Grocery store choices, and Beluga's vocabulary Mike thinks the earth is beginning to break apart Definitive Last Fast Food Meal Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 64. Oscarless Fri Mar 5, 2010 Cousin Luigi discusses the Oscars Bitching about American Idol Oscar's Dad (Mike) calls in Listener mail Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 65. At Least It Wasn't More American Idol Mon Mar 8, 2010 Charly Stuangstabalac complains about Avatar getting stiffed Robb turns 39 Pimping the Raw shows Oscar recap Mike wants to panic over the earthquakes Mike's busted watching porn Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 66. The Annoying Music Show Tues Mar 9, 2010 A little crappy music (not Chicago) to start the show More crappy music to start the show Guest star Capitals announcer Craig L. in-haus Oscar's imaginary friend Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 67. Assive Aggressive Wed Mar 10, 2010 Oscar is in the Bahamas Balmore Billy Sikorski Lamenting the passing of Corey Haim Mike likes the soundtrack to Up! Phoner with Jesse Ventura (Mike) Mike vs. the pug turds Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 68. Sugar Sugar Thurs Mar 11, 2010 A message from Akio Toyoda (Mike) regarding the recall A discussion on what gives you the vish heartburn Corey Feldman recap Listener mail Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 69. The Making of Raw Fri Mar 12, 2010 A truncated show (20 minutes) ========================================================== Mon Mar 22 through Fri Mar 26 - Vacation There are three special "RAW" shows which ran this week. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raw 1. Then She Sucked On My Cock Dirty Limericks A brief history of the Janet Jackson tit-slip mongolian clusterfuck The two words that used to stop any radio show Mike as a young club DJ stories The unexpurgated Buzz at Hedonism story Audio vault -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raw 2. Sex Under Hot Lights (begins at 1:05:10) with Guest Porn Star Carmen Hart Porn titles Carmen Hart discusses payroll tiers among porn performers, good and bad co-stars, Mike's asshole Buzzcast -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raw 3. The Fine Line Between Arousal and Nausea (begins at 2:08:28) A DJ is in Mike's living room Robb tells a dirty joke A brief appearance by Harry Morgan (Mike) Oscar as an intern--seeing what will fit Robb's first time--with himself Internet radio Tommy, Bill Clinton (Mike), Bob Barker and Charly Stuangstabalac drop by Buzz takes Robb's 39th-birthday nudes Audio vault ========================================================== 70. Help Put Mike In the Front of the Plane Mon Mar 22, 2010 An opening message from Oscar's papa Bolivians pinch themselves when they see a black person because it's good luck Mike's phobic flight to Florida Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 71. He'll Look Like Florence Henderson Tues Mar 23, 2010 Internet Tommy Mike's dog Frankie shits in the house Buzz teases his upcoming face-lift Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 72. The Beached Whales Weds Mar 24, 2010 Miley Cyrus (Mike) in-studio Travelling in Florida with RJ Diaz Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 73. You're Not Thurs Mar 25, 2010 Free association Mike's hockey date with Oscar Robb's trip to Iowa and KCJJ Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 74. Tea and Sympathy Fri Mar 26, 2010 Mock eulogy for Buzz Phoner with Cronic (the real one) about Buzz's face lift Listener mail, including one that's actually funny Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 75. Just Me and My Little Knife--Snip Snip, Slice Slice Mon Mar 29, 2010 Balmore Billy Sikorsk Dr. Jaffee* in-studio to talk about Buzz's face lift Mike goes to a hockey benefit Plastic surgery for everyone Audio vault and Buzzcast * - "The Knife Man" from the movie Brazil ========================================================== 76. Chow Down Tues Mar 30, 2010 Mike's dog Frankie (Mike) Buzz's face lift video is posted Mike's food-binge Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 77. We Bought Vor-vo? Wed Mar 31, 2010 Word association Happy with the way the show is going American Idol recap Oscar actually SPOKE to Ryan Seacrest Politics Volvo is bought by the chinese Mike predicts that the BoSox will finish the season 3rd in the AL East Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 78. Latin Rulez Thurs Ajdury 1, 2010 The Pope (Mike)'s easter message Mike's court date for a traffic violation Mike may need to start wearing Depends Oscar explains Latin Rules Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 79. Four Easter Hams and a Microphone Fri Ajdury 2, 2010 Internet Tommy Louis Armstrong Death Metal Carping about having ham at easter Nazi memorabilia collectors Listener mail Audio vault and Buzzcast ========================================================== 80. A Podcast Like No Other Mon Ajdury 5, 2010 Mike's into to The Masters Carping about the Redskins Mike can't find some bar in Fredricksburg Talk about the iPad ========================================================== 81. Will It Blend? Tues Ajdury 6, 2010 Rod Blagojevich (Mike) Bitching about Duke Cleaning up Facebook accounts ==========================================================