The Mike O'Meara Show Series Recaps Featuring Buzz Burbank with Robb Spewek, Beth Ann McBride, Katie, Joe Ardinger, Girl, The Professor and The Buzz Babes Last Revised: 26 Feb 2010 ========================================================== 1. Monday Ajdury 14, 2008: Joey Triumphant return to toothless Fairfax, VA, and receptionist Colette Teasing changes to The Show Gladys Kravitz checks in Phoner with CraigLaughlin, some hockey broadcaster Inaugural tard calls in Joe's having trouble screening calls Employee of the Month game Entertainment news ========================================================== 2. Tuesday Ajdury 15, 2008: A New Big Giant Head Unhappy with the WJFK website photo Phone scan Phoner with executive producer Beth Ann McBride Phoner with Bunny Ranch whoremeister Dennis Hoff Matt the polack got his tattoo covered up with a Magen David Robert the world travelling, horny mailman wants to go to the Bunny Ranch Audio Vault (quick sound bites from various sources) Do You Care? (about the pope coming to America?) Pope Benedict XVI (Mike) in-studio ========================================================== 3. Wednesday Ajdury 16, 2008: Argument Wednesday Problems with Mike's iPod Teasing an on-air BBQ on Friday Oh, yeah--and, uh, the parking garage is condemned More BBQ talk Weatherman Tony Perkins in-studio Audio Vault Joe Mo's (income tax day) Argument Wednesday ========================================================== 4. Thursday Ajdury 17, 2008: I Pass On Grass Mike and Robb argue over who has the PV-119s Big O and Dukes in-studio Teasing the BBQ Mike had outpatient spinal surgery in Tampa Phoner with Billy Bush Comedian/pothead Rob Cantrell in-studio The Rob Cantrell takes the inaugural Get To Know Me quiz (anal sex is conspiculously off the list) ========================================================== 5. Friday Ajdury 18, 2008: BBQ Friday! Robb is treated like an expert on the "Snacks of the Round Table" segment of Big O & Dukes Mike can't eat while watching the Capitals go down in flames Earthquake experiences The lighting of the Grills Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock in-studio Meet the listeners and their meat; pimping for Buzz Babes The Pope (Mike) likes the Fanta Cruci-fact or Crici-Fiction game ========================================================== 6. Monday Ajdury 21, 2008: Puck Fit C.K. begins to send off those negative PD vibes Mike's weekend in New England Mike declares he will never, ever again drive over 3-hours distance from DC The triumphant return of Beth Ann McBride, and her ruined surprise Hockey talk with Phil Pritchard The uh Game (speak for 30 seconds without saying "uh") Phoner with some psychic Audio vault and phone scan ========================================================== 7. Tuesday Ajdury 22, 2008: Now All of Them Can Hide a Can of Tuna Under Each One Mike's nascent lung cancer is acting up Beth Ann gets the 3rd degree Mike's Look-Around Cafe is struggle-ing Theresa the Smoking Psychic calls in Phoner with Tom Green Almost as much as you want to know about BA's boob job (42A to 36C) Phoner with Former intern BO Bob Buzz cuts the hell out of his toe in the middle of the night Robb's son Robert is good at locking doors Audio vault ========================================================== 8. Wednesday Ajdury 23, 2008: Bring On the Octoroons Mike's refusal to allow Gladys Kravitz to call results in the Capitals losing the playoffs Mike wishes Collette Happy Secretaries Day Should Aleen Cunningham be allowed back on? Phoner with Fox Sports's Jay Glazer Argument Wednesday Mike wants to be more plugged-in to local events Audio vault Phoner with CraigLaughlin, some hockey broadcaster Some American Idol dufus David Archuleta (Mike) in-studio ========================================================== 9. Thursday Ajdury 24, 2008: Come Into My Office. Why? Cause You're F'ing Fired! Phone scan Mike's latest anti-snoring gadget The MOM pod-cast is #9 in the nation Mike calls his mom-o to wish her a happy birthday Entertainment news Employee evaluations Wheel of Fat Guys game ========================================================== 10. Friday Ajdury 25, 2008: Somebody Say Amen Teasing Happy Hour Battles with Beth Ann Mike is upset over the a feeding frenzy over Rev Wright Phoner with porn star Mary Carey Happy Hour Friday Suck Weekend Plans from Hell game Phoner with crack-whore Amy Winehouse (Mike) ========================================================== 11. Monday Ajdury 28, 2008: It's BA's World and You are Just Visiting Drunken Friday at the Junkies' Spring Break party Buzz isn't sure if he had a hangover on Saturday NFL draft nerd Brad Fooks in studio Trolling for hangover cures Pimping for the Big Mother contest Phoner with CBS's Dave Price Teasing Where in the Hell is Matt the Polack Phoner with sexpert Jamye Waxman Unfortunately they found Matt the polack The World of Beth Ann Mike is starting to play on-line poker ========================================================== 12. Tuesday Ajdury 29, 2008: Next Time Send Him to Compton Mike brings in his anti-snoring nose-clamp Where in the Hell is Matt Goldstain? Dying from sleep apnia Phoner with some guy who wrote a novel about Bigfoot Gross Me Out game Phoner with CBS News's Vaughn Ververs Audio vault ========================================================== 13. Wednesday Ajdury 30, 2008: An Argument with a Retarded Asshat Mike "doesn't see" a motorcycle vs. SUV wreck, flees This just in: American Idol still sucks Phone scan Argument Wednesday featuring Robert the Angry Mailman Phoner with some Rob Roy, snake ranger Audio vault Beth Ann pitches "Week of Wallets" ========================================================== 14. Thursday May 1, 2008: Venison a la Michelin Hank's Lookaround Cafe ceases rotation Mike pitches Biker Friday Pimping to shave heads for Wiz/Cavs tickets Phoner with Richard Saunders, road-kill connoisseur, WKRP newsman Alison the hot acupuncturist in-studio to treat Mike's migraine Phoner with Stanley from The Office (Leslie David Baker) Pimping for Buzz Babes Caller comes in for a head shaving ========================================================== 15. Friday May 2, 2008: Buzz and Mike, My Brothers! Trolling for a guy for Beth Ann Mike fakes a knee injury so he can hit the night spots Mike wants the new Call of Duty Phoner with the only good psychic on radio, Dr. James Capers More than you ever wanted to know about DJ Busby's wet dreams Mike's crazy college roommates Phoner with Bear Grylls (Man vs. Wild) Wheel of Fat Chicks Phoner with Paige Davis (Trading Spaces) Audio vault ========================================================== 16. Monday May 5, 2008: Beluga Doesn't Like Peanut Butter Mike is mad at the WaPost about the coverage of his restaurant closing Loser caller wants a date for the prom Still pimping for contestants for the Big Mother contest Drunk Robb, sober Beth Ann call "The Joe Show" Phoner with a Dog Whisperer, but not The Dog Whisperer Bark off for cash Phoner with someone who hosted the Hottest Lesbian Contest Mike goes to the Apple Blossom Festival Hollywood Hot Sheet (entertainment news) ========================================================== 17. Tuesday May 6, 2008: How About "Film Cannister" Was there an earthquake? BA wants to confirm BDK's "size" Mike's ADD is out of control Who has the cheapest gas? Phoner with B.O. Bob from the Whorington Post Ask Dr. Mike Phoner with some Marketing Genius about American Idol Phoner with some germ who has a penis-shaped cashew Audio vault ========================================================== 18. Wednesday May 7, 2008: Where's Your Lard-Ass Now, C---? Mike's voice is screwed up from riding his motorcycle Robb is now a Kentucky Colonel More carping about American Idol Beth Ann's "before" and "after Because you just don't hear political analysis anywhere else: phoner with some guy about the primary results Who's the Lard-Ass? game Phoner with some guy who claims some woman will sleep with any virgin who defends the Internet Audio vault ========================================================== 19. Thursday May 8, 2008: Big Mom-O Meet Katie, who is filled with hate and therefore a charter member of The Show Mike has to introduce the president of the company at some luncheon Carping about American Idol It's official: Robb's firing pin has been removed Meet the Moms for Big Momma contest Buzz Reads the Lyric Phone with a SuperTool from Sacramento (where else) who wants to sell his vote Trying to make Secret Santa-style gift exchange picks using Robb Rules ========================================================== 20. Friday May 9, 2008: Twenty Days of Service "Road Show" suck-up luncheon with Dan Mason recap BDK defends his love of the movie "Teeth" Phoner with Loveline's Dr. Drew Month-anniversary gift exchange Hypnotist Gary Conrad in-studio to put a spell on Beth Ann Beth Ann has changed into super woman Hollywood Hot Sheet ========================================================== 21. Monday May 12, 2008: Always By My Side: Come See BA's Cans 2008 The Dude calls in to ask why Mike and Robb hate Sacramento Beth Ann's hypnosis aftermath The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Pimping for Hog Heaven Audio Vault Phoner with the guy with made the film "Demons for Hillary" An attempt to call BA's daughter Mike's weekend at the West Virginy Bal-lay ========================================================== 22. Tuesday May 13, 2008: Turning Tragedy into Cash Phone scan Phoner with David Sokolin about investing in wine How Wet Are You? Phoner with lapped traffic, Sarah Fisher Audio Vault ========================================================== 23. Wednesday May 14, 2008: I'm an Irish Cowboy in the West... Beth Ann likes the Ann Curry, Mike adores Whoopie Goldberg American Idol recap Mike sees Gaylord Focker about his voice problem All about Katie's painful ovaries Phoner with some loser from Top Chef Fighting over Hog Fest/Hog Heaven/Hog Fever/Hog a Log/whatever it's called today Weatherman Tony Perkins in-studio Mike puts sweetener on pre-sweetened cereal Phoner with some guy who wrote a book about bathroom grafitti Where Are You? ========================================================== 24. Thursday May 15, 2008: We Are Ready to Believe You Why you can't let a woman recruit Buzz Babes Phoner with a ghost buster Phoner with the Libertarian losing presidential candidate More carping about the Buzz Babes application process Audio vault ========================================================== 25. Friday May 16, 2008: Dustin the Movie Boy Doesn't Really Burn Children, Does He? Mike is pissed at the newspapers for not getting the story straight about the restaurant closure For God's sake, don't visit Radiogodsforum.com Meet the scary guy who has Robb's face as a screen saver on his computer Tom Gavin/Mike O'Meara radio simulcast Phoner with the author of "Do You Want Fries with That?" A disasterous audition for a new gay movie reviewer Beth Ann and Katie will try to Siskel & Ebert the movies, but without the brain cancer Power of 10 Game ========================================================== 26. Monday May 19, 2008: I Like My Yoga Doggie-Style Pimping for Hog Heaven The Bitch List: Dulles Airport and United Express Phoner with Suze and dog yoga Phoner with race horse trainer Eddie Woods Matt the Polack vs. Drab cage-match fight recap Robb's daughter Julia gets glasses Audio vault ========================================================== 27. Tuesday May 20, 2008: When Bear Studs Attack Robb pimps his kids for radio commercials Beth Ann has given up on dating Phoner with Brent Case, grizzly bear attack survivor Hollywood hot sheet Phoner with some guy who runs a website for degenerate gamblers (Gambling911.com) Robb is mad that some guy on The Today Show gets snipped painlessly, while Robb's guy to the old man from Doc Hollywood This explains a lot: Mike can't figure out the Tard Sharks game ========================================================== 28. Wednesday May 21, 2008: Never Forget Pimping for Hog Heaven Sushi isn't healthy if you eat 100 california rolls Mike gets a haircut, doesn't want the scalp massage Clive Davis (Mike) recaps American Idol Padding as they wait for . . . Phoner with Carlos Mencia Phoner with some loser from another reality show (Hell's Kitchen) Hollywood Hot Sheet Phoner with Jill Price who can remember every day of her life Phone scan and Audio vault ========================================================== 29. Thursday May 22, 2008: Mike O'M American Idol finale recap CBS Morning Show's Dave Price in-studio Endless fun with the Geography Bee Moron Robb's vasectomy Phoner with ex-morning DJ Richard Belzer Hollywood hot sheet Phoner with America's Most Wanted host John Walsh ========================================================== 30. Friday May 23, 2008: Electra Glide in Puce Mike thinks Beth Ann is a diva Beluga spends the day licking another dog's butt, Mike's face Meet the people in the parking lot for Hog Fest Buzz, Robb try to ride Hollywood hot sheet Memorial Day trivia and contests ========================================================== Monday May 26, 2008: Memorial Day reruns ========================================================== 31. Tuesday May 27, 2008: Until They Went Blind Hog Heaven afterparty recap Carla "gets" Beth Ann Movie talk with Dave White Pimping for the Blind Taste Test Phoner with a stain so bad even Bon Ami can't scrub it out Hollywood hot sheet Ways to know you're addicted to porn Audio vault ========================================================== 32. Wednesday May 28, 2008: *Tink* That Was My Skull! I'm So Wasted! Stalkers call in, wants to review movies BA is pissed that the program director is out of town and someone is covering for him Mike's mits hurt Joe Ardinger takes his birthday nude Phoner with some guy about crystal skulls Hollywood hot sheet Phoner with the guy who made the movie "Google Me" Power of 10 game ========================================================== 33. Thursday May 29, 2008: It's Like I Had a Party in My Mouth and Everybody Came Carping about the food they brought in for the Blind Taste Test Mike doesn't understand the Chairman of Iron Chef, hates Alton Brown, loves Woopie Goldberg. Dumbass trifecta complete Blind Taste Test Phoner with some neck who sells crap on eBay Hollywood Hot Sheet Phoner with some guy about online poker legislation Joe Ardinger is Iron Chef Phone Screener ========================================================== 34. Friday May 30, 2008: Slapshtick Mike surfs for video executions on YouTube after discussing The Future with Carla Big O and Dukes in-studio with chips 'n booze Carping over Drew Carey's The Price is Right Phoner with the great Jack LaLanne Big O and Dukes' low libido TV Theme Carousel 2008 ========================================================== 35. Monday June 2, 2008: Harness Alien Technology to Power Our Economy Happy Hour Fridays will become a regular feature, Timmy the Nigerian Nightmare will be the first special guest MikeOMearaShow.com is online Phoner with some moonbeam about UFOs Phoner with some guy who wrote a book about how the Saudis will buy and enslave us all Minor rave-out over a dumbass writer on the website Buzz Word game ========================================================== 36. Tuesday June 3, 2008: The Password is "Ass" Robb is off on a fantasy family vacation to Disney-something The Midday Show has a dragon-hoard of M&Ms The latest on Mike's weight and fitness trainer Phoner with Paul Peterson about the pitfalls of being a child star News you can use: does Preparation H make guys look more buff? Phoner with the author of "Dear American Airlines" Password ========================================================== 37. Wednesday June 4, 2008: Auntie Em!, Auntie Em!, It's a Twister! It's a Twister!! Severe weather in DC. Let the panic begin Phoner with Howard Bernstien about about The Tornado Moron Mike's bad eating habits Another audition with a potential movie-reviewer Phoner with comic genius Bob Saget. The great Steve Guttenberg due next week Pet Idol game Phone scan Bill Clinton (Mike) in-studio to bitch about the elections ========================================================== 38. Thursday June 5, 2008: Don't Mess with the Power of 10 Weatherman Tony Perkins in-studio Buzz Burbank's Porn Workout Robb calls in from the Crapcot Center in Disneyworld Phoner with Lynn Spencer who wrote a book about 911 Phoner with some guy who makes an inflatable car Power of 10 ========================================================== 39. Friday June 6, 2008: I Thought He Was Pitchy Phoner with Mike's personal trainer Phoner with Drew Sherwood, Ice Road Trucker Beth Ann can't go to dinner with B-D K BYOB Friday with special guest Timmy Caller Serenade game ========================================================== 40. Monday June 9, 2008: Smell the Knot Happy 13th birthday to Mike's daughter Catherine Mike's a big loser in Atlantic City Trolling for the "Fat Daddy" contest Hardcore pimping for Buzz Babes Phoner with Dr. Nancy Snyderman Mike says he's going to quit smoking Moron Mike's gambling weekend of disaster Buzz Word game George W. Bush (Mike) calls in ========================================================== 41. Tuesday June 10, 2008: Eat Me Mike's misspent youth stories Meet Peter the serious intern Phoner with FoodTV host and restauranteur (Tex Wasabi) Gay Fieri Phoner with Karen Davidson of Harley-Davidson The unfortunate return of Make Katie Laugh ========================================================== 42. Wednesday June 11, 2008: My Fat Isn't Eating Itself! Finally--some hot Buzz Babe action Robb's son Robert's vacation meltdown Guess What's In Robb's Pants game "Discovering" Playboy and Penthouse as an adolescent Phoner with Buzz Bissinger, author of "Three Nights in August" Audio Vault Another movie reviewer audition ========================================================== 43. Thursday June 12: 2008: Who's Yo Fat Daddy? Door-to-door grifters Meet the Fat Daddies Comedian Jeffrey Ross in-studio Jumbo Jumble contest Ice Cream Balance Food quiz and Think Off Mentos-Diet Coke Harvest ========================================================== 44. Friday June 13: 2008: Jim Nance Sr. Who stole the porn out of the studio? Carla suggests they play Truth or Dare on the radio Beth Ann's cougar experience You know you've touched bottom when you have the Sklar Brothers in-studio Meet the first two Buzz Babes, Kristin and Ali Phoner with Zane Lamprey, travelling drinker BDK's movie reviews Meet three more Buzz Babes: Meghan, Mahketsi and Cazz Pimping for uniforms for the Buzz Babes ========================================================== 45. Monday June 16, 2008: If It's Free It's Me US Open playoff between Tiger Woods and some geezer Personal appearance with The Babes recap Robert the Skin-Diseased Mailman has some kind of flesh-eating virus action going on Password Phoner with Jeff VanVonderen from "Intervention" Carping over Tiger Woods's winning the US Open Moron Robert's leperosy---er, skin problem Phoner with some peeping tom who's pimping Big Foot Beth Ann and Katie are dating Behind the Door (Regis) ========================================================== 46. Tuesday June 17, 2008: Thunderblah Robb is being paid to lose weight F/u on "Intervention" with Major F'ing Star Jeff VanVonderen Mike tries out Buzz's Porn Workout Tim Russert mini-tribute Phone-o-rama (aka Phone Scan) Phoner with some woman who's pimping John McCain soda Mike wants "Mike O'Meara" soda Spy stories Phoner with Mike Ditka Audio Vault Moron Robert the necrotic-skin head ========================================================== 47. Wednesday June 18, 2008: The DJ Who Loved Me Pimping the free gas promotion Phone scan Remote with "Cakes," Ali from the gas station The relationship between your index finger and your willy Lyme Disease documentarian Andy Abrahams Wilson ("Under Our Skin") in-studio Moron spy stories Another movie reviewer audition Phone-o-rama Mike reviews the Buzz Babes costumes ========================================================== 48. Thursday June 19: 2008: All That Porn Isn't Going to Just Watch Itself The case of the missing porn Moron spy stories Phoner with Peter Greenberg, Today Show travel guy Buzz Burbank's hedonism vacations Phoner with Penn Jillette from Penn & Teller Where's My Porn? continues -- reviewing the security camera tape The "Uh" Game ========================================================== 49. Friday June 20: 2008: Just Couldn't Make It On Time Mike's birthday gifts Buzz's swinging in Hedonism story Padding as they wait for the --- Phoner with Steve Carell (The Office, Get Smart) Big O and Dukes in-studio for Happy Hour* Potential Buzz Babe Melanie stiffs The Show Mike gets a 10lb lobster as a gift Big O takes Mike's birthday nude Buzz's swinging in Hedonism story continues Meet more Buzz Babes Mike bought some kind of oven off a tv infomerical--can't remember what it was Password * I don't work for CBS, so I can call it by its proper name ========================================================== 50. Monday June 23, 2008: The Opening of Katie Beethoven Remembering George Carlin Mike's surprise party recap Are Beth Ann and Katie dating? The Secret Life of Katie Meet the interns Power of 10 Phoner with Sam Gosling about snooping George Carlin tapes ========================================================== 51. Tuesday June 24, 2008: Katie the Cougar Another dumbass Imus controversy Padding as they wait for the --- Phoner with Al Roker Buzz's wife suggests that Katie date younger men You're the Mimic game Intern Drew (Slingblade)'s big gay pride parade tapes ========================================================== 52. Wednesday June 25, 2008: Tee Hee Trolling for new interns Mike's got his kids for a week--loving it Phoner with some guy whose arm was bitten off by a gator Phone-o-Rama McLoud and the Movies Guess What's In Robb's Pants Buzz gets a bag of free porn that was laying around the parking garage Cousin Luigi (Mike) in-studio ========================================================== 53. Thursday June 26: 2008: 106.7 WCDC "The Puke" Katie's sick Buzz Babes! More Buzz Babes! Phoner with demolition derby driver Marco Andretti Phone-o-rama Robb's worthless vasectomy Memory game Phoner with some guy who made "Super High Me" Marion Berry (Mike) discusses the DC gun ban verdict ========================================================== 54. Friday June 27: 2008: Mitzi McCall and Charlie Brill Wouldn't Return Our Calls Mike's back is f---ed up again Unsolicited diet advice [s]Holly Morris[/s] Judy Tenuta in-studio Meet more Buzz Babes Password ========================================================== 55. Monday June 30, 2008: Everybody Complains About the Weather but nobody does anything about it This just in: DC drivers are self-centered assholes Mike and Carla play Strip Porch Sittin' Power of Ten "No Nonsense Man" Mark Rudolph about the Gynocracy Some fan from Sacramento in-studio Hugh Grant (Mike) is balling Amy Winehouse Mike loves the game Bags ========================================================== 56. Tuesday July 1, 2008: The Power of Charly The Internet is for Porn (drop-in) The ding controversy The triumphant return of the Belcher and The Douchebag Guy Charly Stuangstabalac's The Power of One game Phoner with Jamie Gold, poker player How's Your Memory game Beth Ann has the steaming undies for Jamie Gold ========================================================== 57. Wednesday July 2, 2008: Country Joe O'Meara's We're All Gonna Die Rag The promotion budget is badly depleted Give in to the fear mongering Your iPod Sucks Mike dreams that Beth Ann called him and demanded that Katie be fired Phoner with a Dick named Morris Katie is shocked (literally) Buzz Burbank's porn review (The Craving) Joe McCloud and the Movies in-studio ========================================================== Thursday July 3 through Friday July 11, 2008: Reruns ========================================================== 58. Monday July 14, 2008: Beth Annegela's Ashes Mike is pissed about the family-owned time-share house Mike is pissed about the state of the airline industry How Was Your Fireworks? game Phoner with Greg Fieth of the NTSB, about air traffic control problems Robb's kids learn about death and cremation Phoner with some kook from A&E's Psychic Kids Mike falls twice during his vacation Joe buys a BB gun Robb gets his water turned off ========================================================== 59. Tuesday July 15, 2008: I'd Like to Thank, uh, Jesus Christ----shit! Look out everybody, there's a jalapeno loose! Home Run Derby recap The "uh" game The interns are sent to buy light bulbs--fail Mike fears the mercury in light bulbs Interns get duct-taped to a tree Phoner with some hyper-miler Testing the Water Cooler Roulette game Interns are back in-studio, kind of apologize ========================================================== 60. Wednesday July 16, 2008: Be Polite to the Power of 5 Beth Ann gets a complaint letter from her apartment manager Meet Faith, amazon sales woman Phoner with Dreama Denver, Bob Denver's widow Water Cooler Roulette Power of 5 game Bush (Mike) in-studio Audio vault Joe McCloud and the Movies ========================================================== 61. Thursday July 17: 2008: As Falls Wichita . . . Mike is in a good mood--upcoming events on The Show Talkin' Wingnuts baseball Pimping Happy Hour Friday Lloyd Kaufman, director of some shlock horror flick, in-studio Pater's extreme intern makeover Audio vault Phoner with Scott Robson about the Emmy nominations ========================================================== 62. Friday July 18: 2008: Space P.D.s! Pimping the extreme fighting guy who's going to be on later Pool rules at the McBridian Arms luxury apartment homes Does the modern young man use condoms? Phoner with Jeff Lewis from "Flipping Out" Happy Hour begins with program director CK, and CK's whore girlfriend's disdain for rubbers Charly Stuangstabalac reviews Space Chimps Buzz babes arrive Never Have I Ever . . . game ========================================================== 63. Monday July 21, 2008: I'm a Shock Jock and I'm Okay Mike breaks his toilet seat Mike loves "Mad Men" It's In the Bag game Phoner with Apple founder Steve Wozniak Robb doesn't want to exercise Phoner with Sir Robin, Eric Idle Is Katie pissed off at Mike? Audio Vault ========================================================== 64. Tuesday July 22: 2008: There Once Was a DJ from Nantucket What the hell is a Hoya? Phoner with Paul Fishbein, creator of the AVN You're the Poet Phoner with Charo impersonator Milka Duno Robb drops his kids off at Kamp ========================================================== 65. Wednesday July 23: 2008: Mmmm, Scabs Mike gets rear-ended on his way in to work Mike and Robb have the dead skin on their feat eaten away by fish $25 Pyramid The greatness of classic movies Teasing "Supermarket Shuffle" Beth Ann, out and about, still single ========================================================== 66. Thursday July 24: 2008: I've Holding a 32oz Bottle of Anal-Eeze Hoda and Kathie C on the Today Show tapes News media: John Edwards isn't having an affair--nothing to see here Phoner with the Enquirer reporter who says Edwards *is* putting the wood to someone Phone-o-rama Phoner with Redskin Marcus Washington Supermarket Shuffle ========================================================== 67. Friday July 25: 2008: Please----I'm TALKING! Mike loses his keys, needs Joe to get him to work Mike's goes to Wolftrap for the first time to see Eric Idle Phoner with Sam Zion, who verbally bitch-slapped Kathie C and Hoda Happy hour with Junkies, Dukes, and Buzz Babes McCloud and the movies ========================================================== 68. Monday July 28, 2008: Second Hand Queens Problems with the headphones Mike takes Katie and Jason home, has to break into his own house Phone-o-rama Phoner with Will Travers about a Born Free lion video Phoner with ex-FBI profiler Clint Van Zandt The Uh Game ========================================================== 69. Tuesday July 29: 2008: Katie swallows Yaz Mike's reality show smorgesboard of suck Katie's hate message of the day Katie swallows Yaz, some new birth control pill Full contact strippers? We're going to the Great White North! Phoner with Paulie Jr. from American Chopper, and an impassioned plea for a DJ discount I Shouldn't Be Alive: stories of survival Hotline to Heaven (various) ========================================================== 70. Wednesday July 30: 2008: The Power of 10 Compels You The hotness of hottie weathergirl Elita Loresca Mike's huge, foul trash surplus Phoner with a guy who got his foot caught between some rocks Jerry Lewis interview Mike chokes on a grain of rice Power of 10 Mike ponders getting a new computer Phoner with Teri somebody, big-boobed house-giveaway girl Audio Vault ========================================================== 71. Thursday July 31: 2008: RONALD REAGAN YOU DUMBASS ! ! ! Mike and Robb are going to get a spa treatment Pimping an upcoming motorcycle ride Phoner with has-been rocker Gene Simmons Phoner with NASCAR driver Jimmy Johnson. Boogity Who Am I? game Audio Vault ========================================================== 72. Friday Aug 1: 2008: Ah'd Like to Fall Out In other news, politics is a mud-slinging business The Manny Ramirez trade Porn star Carmen Hart in-studio Comedian Brian Bo-Stain in-studio Happy Hour begins with Big O and Dukes, Buzz Babes Joe McCloud and the Movies Family Feud ========================================================== 73. Monday Aug 4, 2008: Read "Dioretix" Mike goes to NY to see Young Frankenstein The Great Debate (crabs) Phoner with Otto the repo man Phoner with Josh "The Kid" somebody or other Worst places in the world to visit -- Sacramento the next one down on the list Joe Ardinger sound-alike calls in to correct Mike's pronuniciation Audio Vault ========================================================== 74. Tuesday Aug 5: 2008: All the Excitement of Bowling Without those Pesky Visuals Mike doesn't like the show opening Mike loves the disaster reinactment shows Robb nutritionally abuses his children? Wii bowling, boxing, baseball Beth Ann makes Katie cry Mike gets a new computer Phoner with some guy who runs a sex resort Semi-respect the Power of 5 Morgan Freeman (Mike) discusses his car wreck, didn't respect the Power of 5 ========================================================== 75. Wednesday Aug 6: 2008: Butterfield 1067 Annoyed with Beluga and Bailey the pug dogs Robb's parenting and baby teeth Memory Game The farked-up Beijing Olympics Joe McCloud and the Movies Phoner with Alan Butterfield about the vast left-wing conspiracy to protect John Edwards Audio Vault ========================================================== 76. Thursday Aug 7: 2008: On BethAnnphetamines Beth Ann calls Mike about a problem, freaks him out BA is upset about a dead dog on The Today Show, damned up-tempo records Mike wants BA to bring Harvey, her imaginary dog, in to visit Phoner with Kirsten Kemp Becker from one of the Flip Yo House shows Robb's daughter Julia has a bright future in politics CBS political analyst Vaughn Ververs in-studio Mike, Buzz and Robb at the spa taking facials ========================================================== 77. Friday Aug 8: 2008: Eight Balls Matt Goldstain gets this week's Come to Yahweh meeting What Mike doesn't like about the Olympics When good milk goes bad Where in the world is Beth Ann's Bunny? Happy hour begins Liz Winstead in-studio Katie is today's drinking guest, tells Mike he has less will-power than anyone she knows Mike wants a poll of Worst Songs ========================================================== 78. Monday Aug 11, 2008: Citizen John Party on the 8s recap Phone-o-rama Phoner with Alan Butterfield about the John Edwards "confession" Phoner with former olympic gymnast Kerri Strug DK calls in from Hollywood Audio vault ========================================================== 79. Tuesday Aug 12, 2008: Good Luck Finding that Little White Suit for Him Crazy drivers, minivans vs. motorcyclists Beth Ann is now "Debbie Downer" Mike considers getting a Tattoo Phoner with some hog calling champion More tattoo talk 5 and 10 Challenge Phoner with NASCAR driver Landon Cassill - boogity This just in: Mike and Buzz are old ========================================================== 80. Weds Aug 13, 2008: And BA Sits By Herself and Knits Mike gets a flat on his motorcycle Phoner with David Carridine Charly Stuangstabalac's consumer report Phoner with Kate Brennan about being stalked Password ========================================================== 81. Thurs Aug 14, 2008: Ivanwhore Speaking in code: Robin and his hoods want something from Westwood Castle Crappy and weird Olympic sports How Beluga can excrete more mass than he can consume An accordian is a smile with a strap Phoner with the turbo-moron who videotaped himself bathing in a Burger King sink Nikki Biggs in-studio with sex toys Phoner with Lindsay Czarniak ========================================================== 82. Friday Aug 15, 2008: We Never Interrupt Robb's Thoughts Teasing the idea of a Brunch Show, on-air cooking again Hey, Skeeter! That there's a Bigfoot! Mike wants more emotion during the Olympics, people to cry during the movie Rudy Another triumphant return of Scott the Dwarf McCloud and the Movies Phoner with some git who travels the world for $5 a day Olympic Athelete or Runway Model? game Audio Vault ========================================================== 83. Monday Aug 18, 2008: Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When To Fold 'Em Phone with Hurricane Dave Price Replacing the burned out bulbs in the track lighting Keeping your hands busy when you're watching tv, driving... Phoner with Identify Theft expert Chris Harris Is Michael Phelps a hottie? Beijing or Runway game continues Obama and McCain's supposedly favorite songs Cable in Hell: the Comedy Central roast for Bob Saget ========================================================== 84. Tues Aug 19, 2008: A Tour of Their Own Those turbo hot Olympic discus throwers Argument with a douchebag caller Phoner with some Bobby Flay who cooks and serves lion in his restaurant More than you ever want to know about where food comes from Phoner with woman poker player Lauren somethingorother Power of 10 Shocker: a battle with some C at BofA Audio vault ========================================================== 85. Weds Aug 20, 2008: Chu Mi Mike gets another goofy phone call G. Gordon O'Meara wants a gun with a laser sight Chowing down, over-ordering food Phoner with Eila Mell about tv casting almost-was Carping about Eila Mell Asian athelete or Made-up Sound Effect game? A visit from Cousin Luigi, Bill Clinton, Julia Child, Regis, Charly Stuangstabalac, Jackie Stallone Audio Vault ========================================================== 86. Thurs Aug 21, 2008: Muff Diving Still Ok Apologies all around Mike loves the Olympic beach volleyball, hates diving Mike predicts the Red Sox won't be going to the post-season Red Sox fans are the Sacramentans of baseball Phoner with sub-zero cool actor Barry Bostwick High school gym stories and horrors Olympic Athelete or WW II Enemy game Phoner with yet another reality show loser and personal friend of Mike's, Johnny Fairplay Phoner with Anna Faris, hottie actress from some suck-ass summer movie ========================================================== 87. Friday Aug 22: 2008: Upskirt The wedding's off: Beth Ann prefers Johnny Depp's Wonka to Gene Wilder's Carping about right-wing radio Meet Marco the Intern Phoner with Bret Michaels from "Rock of Love" Happy Hour with guest Collette (legendary WJFK receptionist) Top 25 worst songs evar Inmate or Athlete game? Phoner with Vaughn Ververs about politics McCloud and the movies Audio vault ========================================================== 88. Monday Aug 25, 2008: Eat Me Beth Ann is irked at being called a hag Chef Teddy in-studio to cook Buzz's weekend houseguests Trying to get Beth Ann to accept a massage or pedicure More Worst Songs ========================================================== 89. Tues Aug 26, 2008: Bitchin' Tuesday Mike goes on Robb's diet Mike wants less analysis, more interviews at the DNC Phoner with Michael Levine, PR guy Newspaper story about myths and realities of hangovers Phoner with some Dr. Strangelove who invented a Wii sex toy, not a torture device (he claims) Super-delegate or super fugitive? Audio Vault ========================================================== 90. Weds Aug 27, 2008: Happiness is a Warm Producer Mike takes a happiness quiz, quits in disgust DNC recap Mike sees the tv show "Wipeout" Free food from Ben's Chili Bowl Phoner with Matt Roche from TV Guide Phoner with Ted Leonsis, owner of the Washington Caps Dumbass: The Game Audio Vault ========================================================== 91. Thurs Aug 28, 2008: Sober Fantasy Football Draft Show 2008 Mike frets the hurricane that is going to wipe out his Florida rich-guy house Fantasy draft Phoner with Guy Fieri (Diners, Drive-ins and Dives) Intern Jason gives Beth Ann a foot-rub Audio Vault ========================================================== 92. Friday Aug 29, 2008: I'd Jump Her Bones Obama speech, GILF Sarah Palin recaps Robb's father wipes out riding a skateboard Mike decides to skip Florida and the hurricane, will go to Northern Cal instead Phoner with Patton Oswalt Happy hour featuring Robb's best friend Brad and various Buzz Babes Phoner with cutie Kathy Reichs (Temperance Brennan novels) Power of 10 game Movies with Joe McCloud ========================================================== Monday Sept 1 thru Sept 12, 2008: Reruns (Labor Day) ========================================================== 93. Monday Sept 15, 2008: Engaged in Hilarity Mike's Northern California F-You tour - golf at Pebble Beach - Mike gets engaged again Phoner with Kevin Farley humping some movie that's a "conservative comedy" - rental car hell Phoner with The Singing Senator You Are the Mimic game Buzz's vacation in Kansas, and the Cheech and Chong concert Audio Vault ========================================================== 94. Tues Sept 16, 2008: I Crap Bigger Than You Fantasy football recap Jack Kent Cook (Mike) discusses football Sports babe Lindsay Czarniak in-studio Beth Ann joins some strange dating service Power of 10 Shit-size controversy Janice Dickenson, from some cable reality show Audio Vault ========================================================== 95. Weds Sept 17, 2008: WHORE!!! Giving away (adopting) kittens Politics Beth Ann's catty captions to the Lindsay Czarniak photos Phoner with some girl who wants to whore herself out for college Trying to get rid of Joe Ardinger's kittens Audio vault ========================================================== 96. Thurs Sept 18, 2008: Janet Lupo Wouldn't Return Our Calls Mike gets a viral photo from "Tubgirl" What happened to all the great old smut lords? Mike's gardener finds a baby squirrel The problem with the tv show "Entourage" Mike loves "Locked Up Abroad" Phoner with ex NFLer Ken Harvey Political cookies Phoner with Sheila Kennedy, 1981 Penthouse Pet How's Your Summer? game Audio Vault ========================================================== 97. Friday Sept 19, 2008: Wonderful WINO Mike goes medieval on his chair The making of a Red Sox fan The State of Beth Ann's State On-air wine tasting MadTV's Bryan Callen in-studio Phoner with movie guy Colin Boyd Audio Vault ========================================================== 98. Monday Sept 22, 2008: Boobles! Pimping the Poker Run for charity Robb's wife Cary's 40th birthday party The broke-dick democratic swag aparatus in DC Phoner with Booble girl of the year Vicky Vett Buzz Burbank says vote early, vote often Phoner with Matt Roche from TV Guide, bitching about the Emmys Emmy recap Charly Stuangstabalac meets Katie, announces the Halloween show Audio Vault ========================================================== 99. Tues Sept 23, 2008: One Flew Over the Bunny's Nest Fantasy football recap The vet does a Randall P McMurphy on Beth Ann's dog Mike's weight-training regimine Buzz has to give his doctor a stool sample Jim Weiskopf from The Fisher House in-studio Political phone scan Geezers in-studio to push their nudie calendar Power of 5 Audio vault ========================================================== 100. Weds Sept 24, 2008: Show Me Some Skin, McBride Mike basks in RedSox wild-card glory Mike considers putting the windshield back on his hog Barack Obama (Mike) debuts BDK parks in Buzz's space BA's dog dies The triumphant return of Mr. Skin Phoner with some astrologer* Guess What's in Robb's Pants Audio Vault * Not nearly as entertaining as Mike's Miss Cleo ========================================================== 101. Thurs Sept 25, 2008: Catch Kathy Griffin's Crabs One of the interns "consoles" BA over the loss of her dog Kathy Griffin blows off The Show Phoner with Scott Crimes from the tv show ER Trying to kiss Kathy Griffin's ass so she'll come on The Show "Bones" recap Phoner with Sig Hansen from "Deadliest Catch" and whatnot The Uh Game Audio Vault ========================================================== 102. Friday Sept 26, 2008: In Love with His Store-Bought Teeth Mike embraces the economic panic Lou Dobbs's piano-key teeth What's wrong with Meredith's face on The Office? Trying to deal with problems with the Reno affiliate Carlos Alazraqui from Reno 911 in-studio Lindsay Czarniak in-studio Movie reviews with Colin Boyd Audio vault ========================================================== 103. Monday Sept 29, 2008: No Poofters! Redskins football recap Paul Newman tribute Some slap fight during a hockey game from the Nixon administration recap Are we on the edge of financial collapse? Phoner with some ghostbuster who's writing a book about a dead whore Phoner with some effeminate Star Magazine aussie about celebrity news Mike's daughter Elizabeth's birthday foodfight Hall of Fame or Halls of Justice? game ========================================================== 104. Tues Sept 30, 2008: Where Are the Chuckles? Fantasy football recap Mike is pissed off over the bailout debacle Phoner with Vaughn Ververs Prescription drugs Phoner with some Project Runway reality show winner Phoner with Greg Kinnear Greg Kinnear (Mike) takes calls BA's fake boobs finally fall into place Breast feeding documentary clips Audio Vault ========================================================== 105. Weds Oct 1, 2008: I Call Shenanigans on the Flu Shot Thing Flu shots Phoner with commedian Tom Driessen Phoner with Samantha Brown from The Travel Channel Sob Story game Breast feeding documentary clips continues Audio Vault ========================================================== 106. Thurs Oct 2, 2008: How the Mighty Have Fallen or We Have Learned Nothing from "Oh, Heavenly Dog" Pimping the pumpkin festival The Show at the Shark Club tapes Beth Ann wants a pet duck Lindsay Czarniak Anticipating the VP debate Phoner with Andy Garcia from Beverly Hills Chihuahua Top 10 Political Sex Scandals list Power of 5 Audio Vault ========================================================== 107. Friday Oct 3, 2008: Punkin Head VB debate recap Outdoors for the pumpkin fest - dropping pumpkins from a crane Phoner with Greg Grunberg from "Heroes" - steamroller pumpkin destruction Pornstar Katsumi (?) in-studio Phoner with comedienne Jen Kober Movie guy Colin Boyd Audio Vault ========================================================== 108. Monday Oct 6, 2008: Faster, Kitty--Kill! Kill! Mike is horny for Zorny, and Redskins recap The triumphant return of Miss Kitty, evil dental hygenist Robb lets his kids watch Dementia 13--or something like that Phoner with Carmen Wong Ulrich from CNBC Phoner with some dog ghost whisperer List of the most overrated comediies of all time In-studio guests (Mike): Dan Snyder, Charly Stuangstabalac, McCain, Obama, Marlon Brando, Bill Clinton Audio Vault ========================================================== 109. Tues Oct 7, 2008: Up Next: The Lennon Sisters Will Be In-Studio Happy birthday to Buzz Fantasy football recap Mike wants a sound-byte answer to the Credit Crisis Buzz takes his birthday nudes Surprisingly good phoner with comedian Richard Lewis Phoner with Vaughn Ververs The queer duality of The Lawrence Welk Show The Name Game Audio Vault ========================================================== 110. Weds Oct 8, 2008: The Big Ho Don't call me Big Guy Weird liquor laws Debate recap Phoner with the Bunny Ranch's Big Whore in Charge, Suzette The triumphant return of Naura Hayden Tom Brokaw (Mike) discusses the debates ========================================================== 111. Thurs Oct 9, 2008: Behind the Green Store Beth Ann's problem with homophones, interns with phones Falling out with Marco the intern Porn stars Casey and Tyler in-studio Lindsay Czarniak Phoner with Brian Baumgartner from The Office You're the Singer game Audio Vault ========================================================== 112. Friday Oct 10, 2008: Rant Friday Anger over the election rhetoric Phone-scan rant BA's blind date suckfest Phoner with writer Philip Carlo about Mafia goombahs Phoner with ranting comedian Greg Gerardo Movie guy Colin Boyd Power of 5 Audio Vault ========================================================== 113. Monday Oct 13, 2008: Czar's Moustache Ride for the House Poker Run for Fisher House recap Phoner with NPR commentator Ted Koppel BDK apologizes for blowing off Mike's party Beluga's visit to the vet Pimping the WJFK Boo Bash Lindsay Czarniak Phoner with some moustache guy Christopher Columbus (Mike) on Columbus Day Audio Vault ========================================================== 114. Tues Oct 14, 2008: Vanilla News Network Robb's son Robert doesn't like chocolate Fantasy football recap Mike ponders a costume for the Boo Bash How to properly destroy an American flag Intern punishment: My Dinner with Andre Tony Perkins in-studio Tony Perkins does a mean Paul McCartney impression Phoner with Chocolate News's David Alan Grier Guess What Buzz is Fondling game ========================================================== 115. Weds Oct 15, 2008: Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Stiffed Us The Red Sox stab Mike in the back, dance on his grave Phoner to Mike's older sister Cathy Phoner with comedian Sinbad BA has a date with the principal from Ferris Bueller, really wants one of Homo Joe's rejects Phoner with Olivia Wilde from House More than you ever wanted to know about DJs' bowels Power of 3 or 4 (history) Audio vault ========================================================== 116. Thurs Oct 16, 2008: F-Troop Looks Craptacular on a $7,000 TV Set Mike wants a hot, busty topless barber to cut his hair on-air Robb buys a 73-inch digital projection hi-def penis extension Phone with Dr. G on how not to die Mike's hairdress arrives to give him a new Do Phoner with that effeminate Star Magazine aussie about celebrity news Joe the Plumber (Mike) discusses the debates Audio Vault ========================================================== 117. Friday Oct 17, 2008: They Prefer Beer Chasers Mike is a crap Red Sox fan, lots of excuses Phoner with Storm Chaser Reed Timmer Richard Lewis in-studio with the Buzz Babes ========================================================== 118. Monday Oct 20, 2008: This Just In: Dentists are Sadists Mike's dental work The f---d up Red Sox/Rays broadcast DirecTV-Poltergeist controversy Lindsay Czarniak Did Palin's SNL appearance help or hurt her? Phoner with Grant Show from Swing Town Master Debaters Audio Vault ========================================================== 119. Tues Oct 21, 2008: Adventures in the Radio Trade What the F is wrong with Florida, besides Floridians? Fantasy football recap Can't we all just get along? More political stuff Problems getting around in DC Brian Yaeger ("Red White and Brew") in-studio Phoner with screenwriter Mark Guggenheim Power of 5 Audio Vault ========================================================== 120. Weds Oct 22, 2008: Black Books Katie* sells an old man a copy of Final Exit Beluga barfs on Mike in bed Phoner with James Bamford about the history of the NSA ("The Shadow Factory") Phoner with ping pong crone Dorothy Peterson Master Debaters * - Katie also has a job in a book store ========================================================== 121. Sarah Palin 23, 2008: Sarah O'Palin Show Carping about Sarah Palin Phoner with Sarah Palin, who runs Booble Phoner with Sarah Wong Ulrich from CNBC Mo Sarah Palin Arguing with Sarah Ann McPalin Mike wants Rachel Palin to be a lipstick lesbo on TV Palin Vault ========================================================== 122. Friday Oct 24, 2008: The Red Roach Robb goes to the E/R for blood in his urine Buzz babes Meghan and Mahketsi in-studio to preview Halloween costumes BA's upcoming dates on Friday night, Saturday Phoner with Dave Price Legendary ass-munch Leonard Shapiro in-studio Movie guy Colin Boyd Meet Mary Ann, the new Buzz Babe Audio Vault ========================================================== 123. Mon Oct 27, 2008: Inducted into the Theater Arts Hall of Fame Turbo pimping the Boo Bash Mike sees circles of light Beth Ann goes on a boring date Phoner with Nicole Parker from MadTV Robb goes to his grand-father's high school hall of fame induction Phoner with ghostbuster Dave Bender Phoner with ghostbuster Thor Thodum (Mike) Don's Cousin Luigi (Mike) in-studio ========================================================== 124. Thurs Oct 28, 2008: Do You Feel Lucky? Well, Do Ya---Punk? A message to Beluga, the f--- stick Burgers, like nearly everything else, really are better on the west coast If Chad Dukes votes, Mike will buy a gun Fantasy football recap Switch Bitch Omarosa in-studio Vaughn Ververs in-studio Power of 5 Audio Vault ========================================================== 125. Weds Oct 29, 2008: Consult These Balls, Psychic Byotch Robb gets a f/u exam for his wet thing Mo maple syrup Beth Ann is looking at rescue dogs Beth Ann's crappy dating experiences Another goddamn psychic Lindsay Czarniak NFL Injury Report with Jack Kent Cook (Mike) Audio Vault ========================================================== 126. Thurs Oct 30, 2008: Is It a Pickelhaube? Mike gets his vampire false teeth Mike is happy for the Phillies, jacked about the new BoSox spring training facility Phoner with some skank from 30 Rock (Mike) Trolling for hotties, disappointment Yet another goddamn psychic What's In Robb's Pants game Audio Vault ========================================================== 127. Friday Oct 31, 2008: Finding Beth Ann's Zen Center Beth Ann finds her zen center as the promotion comes nigh Phoner with comedian Larry Miller Porn star Carmen Hart in-studio Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio Movie guy Colin Boyd Audio Vault ========================================================== Mon Nov 3, 2008: Reruns Personal Day Off ========================================================== 128. Tues Nov 4, 2008: The Gladys Effect Election talk, and Gladys Kravitz calls in Fantasy football recap Lindsay Czarniak Phoner with Guy Fieri (Diners, Drive-ins and Dives) Phoner with Donnell Rawlings Vaughn Ververs Power of 10 * I'm no longer going to list the Audio Vault because it's an every day event ========================================================== 129. Weds Nov 5, 2008: [Pause] ---- What??? Marion Berry (Mike) celebrates the election Why Robb and Mike love Virginia, Maine Election recap and "it's not gloating" Phoner with Alex Ovechkin, soccer-on-ice player for the Capitals Chris and Marco the interns taste-tests some maple syrup that Mike got as a gift Vaughn Ververs Phoner with Lisa Lampanelli Beth Ann wants to quit the dating service Phoner with Amy Winehouse (Mike) ========================================================== 130. Thurs Nov 6, 2008: Bushy-Tailed Rats The problem with squirrels Phoner with Carlos Mencia Still gloating about the election Phoner with efficiency expert Samantha Eddis Wheel of Misfortune game ========================================================== 131. Friday Nov 7, 2008: There Will Be Blood Phoner with Mike's personal trainer This week's lame comedian: Joe Devito Movie guy Colin Boyd Phoner with some vampire mystery authoress Charlene Harris Bloody stories ========================================================== 132. Mon Nov 10, 2008: Beth Ann Learns the Popcorn Trick Mike bets $1,000 on Washington against Dallas Mike hates on the geeks in front of him at the Caps game Mike gets his bathroom remodelled Phoner with that effeminate Star Magazine aussie about celebrity news Mike's takes Beth Ann to the movies Phoner with porn entrepreneur Kelly Holland Pimping Katie for a date with a listener ========================================================== 133. Tues Nov 11, 2008: Tradio The election afterglow is over: embrace the economic panic Fantasy football recap Phoner with golf guy David Faherty Mike has a whole chicken for lunch Phoner with Steve Wilco, the latest Jerry Springer wannabe It's come to this: Mike O'Meara's Super Flea Market ========================================================== 134. Weds Nov 12, 2008: Send Us the Dumbass Edition Mike is pissed about the government possibly bailing out mortgage defaulters Phoner with Cy Tymony who wrote Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Things Phoner with Patton Oswalt Bark-off for Cash ========================================================== 135. Thurs Nov 13, 2008: Do the Letters F O Mean Anything To You? Mike is fed up with Sarah Palin, discusses her anyway Lindsay Czarniak Arguing the rules of some jumble game they're playing Beth Ann steals Katie's radio-listener date Phone with some poker player who won $4million Radio Blackjack ========================================================== 136. Friday Nov 14, 2008: Who Defines FAIR? Mike's possibly illegal alien carpenter, Diego, calls in to complain about Robb; Mike translates Trolling for even more Buzz Babes This just in: the News is trivial, self-serving and exploitive Bitching about the corporate bailout Steve Doocy in-studio Phoner with media advisor Bill McGowan Phoner with Prince Charles (Mike) Colin Boyd ========================================================== 137. Mon Nov 17, 2008: This Is the Deal: the Fans Are To Blame Mike quits smoking again Bitching about the Redskins loss, $1,000 bet, bad fans The triumphant return of Ryder Phoner with semi-hot dog newswoman Vicki Croke Bitching about cell phone ads Phoner with Jerry Springer Bitching about weight loss BA's moving to a place near Mike Announcing O'Meara's Turkey Baster and Pajama Party Vinnie the Elf aka Dan Snyder (Mike) bitches about the Redskins ========================================================== 138. Tues Nov 18, 2008: I Need, I Need, I Need! Fantasy football recap Restaurant games, and Robb Spewak's "Help Yourself" Food Network show Phoner with Marisa Tomei More Big 3 auto bailout talk Phoner with real-life adventurer Craig Glazer, "The King of Sting" I Need game ========================================================== 139. Weds Nov 19, 2008: R U Listening 2 Show? Pimping "White Trash-giving" Which crappy old touring has-been suck-rock band would you want to see? The greatness of WJFK and content of The Show Phoner with a woman who wrote the White Trash Mom Handbook Mike's DirecTV goes out Beth Ann and Katie go on dates Trolling for a white-trash family Beth Ann's date and making terrible porn ========================================================== 140. Thurs Nov 20, 2008: Lacey Underall In-Studio Robert the Angry Mailman is angry because of lengthened routes That ass kid who shot his father (allegedly) Trolling for a white-trash family More than ever wanted to know about The Synagog theater Twilight - but not the one with Reese Witherspoon Embrace the panic with Carmen Wong Ulrich Power of 10 ========================================================== 141. Friday Nov 21, 2008: Lean Gene Mike wants more and better Buzz Babes "Comic" Andy Kindler in-studio Phoner with Al Roker Lindsay Czarniak Colin Boyd Katie in-studio ========================================================== 142. Mon Nov 24, 2008: Mike O, E1imin8 Debt, No C0$T Mike gets a scam email Phoner with Andrew Zimmern Mike takes his kid to that damn Twilight movie Phoner with comedy writer Spike Feresten BA gets the Thanksgiving 3rd degree Julia Child (Mike) discusses stuffing her bird ========================================================== 143. Tues Nov 25, 2008: [Dropped Out] The sexual non-tension between Robb and Katie Derisive laughter in the bedroom Melt-down over censorship Phoner with some guy who sounds like the Belcher but writes resumes for a living Mike is caught in his skivvies by a workman CK bans Katie from the studio Relative From Hell game Phoner with sportscaster James Brown ========================================================== 144. Weds Nov 26, 2008: I Want the Turkey Waffle with Cranberry Syrup Mike sits-in on the Big-O and Dukes mac & cheese show Fantasy Football recap Lindsay Czarniak Duped by the black White Trash Family Beth Ann's IHOP Thanksgiving Phoner with some Heloise guy who's humping his website with coupons and crap to make shopping even more complicated and unpleasant Everyone else's Thanksgiving plans Barbara Bush (Mike) phoner from her hospital bed ========================================================== Thurs Nov 27, 2008 and Friday Nov 28, 2008: Reruns for Thanksgiving ========================================================== 145. Mon Dec 1, 2008: Riding the Thanksgiving Weekend Afterglow Thanksgiving weekend recaps, including Beth Ann's dinner alone at the local greasy spoon Mr. Skin Recession Shopping Game Bill Clinton (Mike) discusses Hillary's new cabinet post Moron great Thanksgiving weekends ========================================================== 146. Tues Dec 2, 2008: In a Tampon-y Mood Fantasy football recap Mike plans a Christmas party at his house, and putting the FU in Chad's family The local news figures out that the recession is here Mike tries to understand the Somali pirates Phoner with Timothy Hutton The progress of Mike's diet Phoner with Redskin Fred Smoot Katie the pixie's Stuck In an Elevator game ========================================================== 147. Weds Dec 3, 2008: Beer Me Mike considers buying a gun Mike's diet suppliments have given him the digestive tract of a duck Beer tasting in-studio with Jonathan Fattori from Hop & Wine Phoner some guy who owns a gun range Mike hates doing the Christmas decorations Santa Claus in-studio BA has a teeny-weenie little bit too much to drink ========================================================== 148. Thurs Dec 4, 2008: The Dream--The Nightmare! Mike doesn't feel well Mike hated the NBC Christmas Tree Show, singles out Jamie Foxx for plugging his new album (DJ's humping t-shirts still okay, though) Driving drunk Beth Ann home Mike discovers spam email Dream analysis phoner with Mike Sebastian Colin Boyd Guess What's In Robb's Pants game ========================================================== Fri Dec 5, 2008: Sick Day ========================================================== 149. Mon Dec 8, 2008: Isn't Mike's New Stacked & Packed Calendar Due Out? Mike discusses his weekend of stomach flu (or HIV or Ebola or whatever it was) Mike's personal appearance whoring guns The Fruitcake Phrase That Pays Phoner with some woman who won an eBay auction Phoner with Dave Price Who's the Liar game ========================================================== 150. Tues Dec 9, 2008: Momma Carlson Couldn't Be Reached for Comment Problems with the sound board Speculation on whether WJFK will change formats Fantasy football recap Carping about the new Jay Leno show Reports about some big-rig police chase Phoner with Craig about his List Would you buy a car from The Remaining Three? Phoner with that effeminate Star Magazine aussie about celebrity news Power of 10 ========================================================== 151. Weds Dec 10, 2008: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM More technical problems in-studio, and a fight with the engineer Mike decorates his house Phoner with some guy who wrote a book about living on Mars The danger of sexting Lindsay Czarniak Michael Hoffman and The Stain in-studio for Hanukkah ========================================================== 152. Thurs Dec 11, 2008: That's Not Milk in that Shake Sucking on McDonalds' Egg-nog milk shakes Katie hates egg-nog Colin Boyd Phoner with Guy Fieri Charlie Stuangstabalac's Secret Santa Caller wants Mike to find him a job ========================================================== 153. Fri Dec 12, 2008: Pus Bandits All three shows combined together for Dysfunctional Family Friday and ran the whole day, so I'm recapping all of it The Junkies: - the suckass microphones and the Close-n-Play sound quality - is Bloggy going to bring down Barack Obama? - nice, cool guns - that hot child killer bitch is so do-able - more technical SNAFUs - why Chad hates women - BDK's movie reviews - Can the Redskins beat the Bengals? (No) - Oscar's manx ass - Phoner with Brandon Lang about the suck-ass Redskins - Commercial for Wendy's vaguely disguised as a phoner about high school sports - Sucking down McDonald's breakfast - Donkeys of the Week - Phoner with Craig Davis about fantasy football - Sports page Big O & Dukes: - Texting, Myspace, and scary shit going on with people's precious little snowflakes - Who's going to the inauguration - Phoner with Mike Florio about the "improbable" Redskins loss over the weekend - Name rape and cyber-squatting - Snacks of the Round Table - Oscar has plans to bail out on the DFF at 4pm, and meltdown - Some guy brings Strohs 80 to the station - Mike wants the bars to stay open all night long MOM Show: - Catching up on the missing kid story - Beth Ann doesn't have any cucumbers in her house - Listener may have been brought out of a coma by listening to The Show - Oscar's cancelled trip to Arizona debacle re-erupts - Robert the Angry Mailman - Employee of the Year Beau Shembechler - The Most Powerful Woman in Sports - Pimping a date for Beau - Password ========================================================== Mon Dec 15 thru Fri Jan 2, 2009: Christmas Vacation ========================================================== 154. Mon Jan 5, 2009: Goodnight, Rolls Bush's cat India dies in the white house Robb was sick for his own Xmas party Mike likes a chatty airline pilot Phoner with "Locked Up Abroad"'s Amardeep Bassey Pimping the WJFK Inaugural Ball, "Creative Black Tie" Meet the new interns Carla's new nickname for Mike is "Rolls" Phoner with Gan Golen, illustrator of "Goodnight Bush" Buzz & Robb interview the Israeli Defense Minister (Jackie Mason) Feebed-out Dick Clark NY Eve tapes Mike loved "Valkryie"--"Doubt" was okay. BA didn't like "Benjamin Button" ========================================================== 155. Tues Jan 6, 2009: Katie's Special Gift is The Wonder Boner Fantasy football recap--Buzz wins the money Shopping for gas prices How dangerous are bears? Katie's NY resolution is to not give any more blowjobs, but not give any less and Katie's door swings both ways Phoner with the winner of The Biggest Loser Phoner with another worthless psychic Power of 10 Feebed out Patrick Swayze interview tapes More than you ever wanted to know about The Wonder Boner ========================================================== 156. Wed Jan 7, 2009: Gaaaaaaaaathering Steam Mike buys a computer for the studio Katie has a sinus infection--an intern is sent to get neti pots Squirrels have taken over Ma O'Meara's yard Controversy over The Dark Knight movie -- Mike didn't like it Phoner with Matt Roche from TV Guide Girl Scout cookie sales rules Phoner with some guy who has presidential limos Text for Fruitcake game Mike and Katie try the neti pots Audio vault, featuring Ann Coulter on the Today Show, Craig Fergusson ========================================================== 157. Thurs Jan 8, 2009: Your Knee Feels Like It's Full of Gravel Mike goes to the doctor to see about his bad knee BA doesn't want to dress up for the Inaugural ball Guess What's In Robb's Pants Phoner with Billy Bush Phoner with Capitals play-by-play guy Joe Beninati Ask the Mimics Audio vault ========================================================== 158. Fri Jan 9, 2009: Devil With a Blue Dress On Carla's killer pasta dish from last night Mike's pot luck Xmas party recap Mike wants more water pressure at home for his shower Phoner with beer lover Chirstina Perozzi Pimping for a busty Size 12 dress for BA Sports babe Lindsay Czarniak in-studio Phoner with Bill Cosby Movie guy Colin Boyd ========================================================== 159. Mon Jan 12, 2009: Obambi The changing relationship between Mike and his daughters Mike and BA argue about the Benjamin Button flick Phoner with CNBC's Erin Burnett Buzz loses his mother-in-law at the airport Katie is spending the week at Casa Burbank Phoner with Ann Coulter Katie at Buzz's house inquisition continues Golden Globe audio ========================================================== 160. Tues Jan 13, 2009: Mirrors on the Ceiling and Pink Champagne on Ice Mike likes American Idol, off the 24 bandwagon Katie's first night with the Burbanks Phoner with Washington Examiner's Chris Stirewalt about the inauguration Phoner with crack-whore Amy Winehouse (Mike) Phoner with some guy from American Idol Buzz babe Mahketsi in-studio Power of Five Audio vault, including a tumor with a foot inside ========================================================== 161. Wed Jan 14, 2009: It's Christmas and We're All Misery Mike loves American Idol Robb's weight and BA's dress Robb's very expensive, tense Xmas Phoner with Star Magazine editor Ben Widdicombe Robb's very expensive, tense Xmas continues Bad "healthy" fast food list Phoner with sports broadcaster George Michael You Are the Singer game Audio vault, including Ann Coulter, Rene Zellweger ========================================================== 162. Thurs Jan 15, 2009: Make Beth Ann Cry Redux Pot calls kettle paranoid Pimping for inaugural parade coverage Katie's stay at the Burbanks continues Hudson River plane forced-landing coverage Phoner with a woman who wrote a book about not buying anything but necessities Buzz babe candidates in-studio Worst Christmas Story game ========================================================== 163. Fri Jan 16, 2009: Absinthe Show Phoner with the co-pilot of the airplane (Charly Stuangstabalac) More US Air forced landing discussion Big O and Dukes in-studio Liz Winstead in-studio Lindsay Czarniak brings her mother Robb's wife Cary wants him to return her Xmas gift, pick out another Audio vault ========================================================== Mon Jan 19, 2009: Martin Luther King Day Reruns ========================================================== 164. Tues Jan 20, 2009: All Inauguration All the Time Inauguration discussion Phoner with Washington Examiner's Chris Stirewalt about the inauguration Phoner with Dr. Harry Lodge about some health book Inauguration discussion Audio Vault ========================================================== 165. Wed Jan 21, 2009: The Secret Word is Inauguration Station inauguration party recap Phoner with Bill Cosby Station inauguration party tapes Phoner with Slade Fiero, Realdoll repairman Audio vault ========================================================== 166. Thurs Jan 22, 2009: Score Another One for Vasectomies Which TV family do Mike and Robb hate the most? Phoner with the retired pilot of Air Force 1 Oscar nominations Phoner with Lisa Lampanelli The Uh Game Mike loses in Atlantic City Audio vault ========================================================== 167. Fri Jan 23, 2009: Snarky Texter is out of the circle of trust, there's no going back Will The Show travel to Sacramento? Wichita? Obamamania exuberance Charly Stuangstabalac says hi to Collette the receptionist Phoner with Lindsay Czarniak 'n whatnot Obama's blackberry Phoner with some guy from Askmen.com Hating on Caroline Kennedy Movie-guy Colin Boyd Audio vault ========================================================== 168. Mon Jan 26, 2009: Hammer Time Louis Jelly wants a birthday spanking Mike takes daughter Catherine to see "Gran Torino" The further adventures of "Debbie Downer" Phoner with Carmen Wong Ulrich from CNBC Mike wants to try some hideous-smelling fruit called a Durian Phoner with comedian Robert Klein Outside to try the Durian More than you ever wanted to know about nasty-ass food Audio vault ========================================================== 169. Tues Jan 27, 2009: Hello Baby Bird Balut (fertilized duck eggs) in-studio for another weird-food tasting Phoner with NFL legend Joe Theismann Phoner with Richard Gardner, gambling expert Eating the cooked baluts Audio vault ========================================================== 170. Wed Jan 28, 2009: It's Better than Smell-o-Vision Mike rails against the 3-D commercial block during the Super Bowl Phoner with some guy who runs a survey on Super Bowl commercials Mahketsi's birthday party posters are torn down, replaced by posters for some guy at the station Today's nasty food: haggis Phoner with Adrian Baschuk about Guantanamo Bay prison Guess What's In Robb's Pants ========================================================== 171. Thurs Jan 29, 2009: Snow Pussy Kim chee is today's fear factor food The dumbass DC snow pussies Phoner with the guy who used to run the failed whorehouse Bunny Ranch Trying the kim chee Phoner with NHL player Mike Green Favorite cosmetics Power of 5 Audio vault ========================================================== 172. Fri Jan 30, 2009: It's the Cancer You Be Havin! Mike thinks Buzz "buried" the Blago impeachment story Interrupting something between Beau and Chad Dukes in another studio Don't make Katie angry--you wouldn't like her when she's angry Phoner with another --grifter-- er astrologer Some guy from Cupcake Vinyards brings in wine for a tasting Mike the psychic takes calls from listeners Lindsay Czarniak in-studio Colin Boyd Mike discovers Facebook Audio vault ========================================================== 173. Mon Feb 2, 2009: Post Football Depression Mike was an ass over the weekend, loves Jennifer Hudson's national anthem BA takes her birthday nude Phoner with some guy about PMS Busting on Buzz and Robb for Super Bowl disinterest Robert the Angry Mailman brings in chitlins ========================================================== 174. Tues Feb 3, 2009: We're All Gonna Die Joe brings tongue in for the awful food festival, is bent because a listener will do the same How it might be okay if you're a corrupt politician as long as you're a Democrat and in Illinois Phoner with Ben Bailey from Cash Cab Interview with Michael Phelps (Mike) Phoner with Doctor Dave in Alaska about Ms. Redoubt Phoner with Dr. Stuangstabalac from the USGS Tongue tasting ========================================================== 175. Wed Feb 4, 2009: The Serious Business of Comedy Mike's off-air rave-out with BA Homer and Jethro bring in squirrel to eat Phoner with a guy who wrote a book about how 70s comedy changed something or other You're the Mimic game Audio vault ========================================================== 176. Thurs Feb 5, 2009: Left, Right and Off-Center Teasing today's asian foul food festival What happened to Mike's trash cans? Phoner with Ann Coulter Phoner with Lindsay Czarniak as she tries on jeans Foul food from the pacific rim ========================================================== 177. Fri Feb 6, 2009: Why Does Steve Martin Hate Us? Carping about Ann Curry, Octomom Phoner with comedy team Frangela Phoner with Dave Price Colin Boyd Audio vault ========================================================== 178. Mon Feb 9, 2009: Monday, Bloody Monday Mike joins Facebook, wants friends Friday's live appearance recap Phoner with Loveline's Dr. Drew Phoner with Jennifer Reingold from Fortune Magazine Bloody Sunday game Audio vault ========================================================== 179. Tues Feb 10, 2009: Friends Don't Let Friends Eat Raw Balls The opening CD broke -- trolling for Facebook friends Phoner with Rob Dyrdek, the guy who's on the show Fantasy Factory Marion Berry (Mike) discusses his tax problems Furnishing their lodgings inside Obama's ass Phoner with Al Roker Dr. Obvious ========================================================== 180. Wed Feb 11, 2009: Salty Balls Robb reaches 3000 Facebook friends, Mike gets Listener think she's just like Beth Ann How Joe cooked his balls Power of 5 Carping about February Phoner with ex-whore Sydney Biddle Barrows Eating bull's balls Audio vault ========================================================== 181. Thurs Feb 12, 2009: Maybe OJ Had a Bad Valentine's Day Mike may be dog-sitting Oscar's labrador, "Murray" Is Blazing Saddles the funniest movie ever made? Phoner with Mike's Mommo Phoner with some kid who was at an Obama town hall I Can't Please Her game Katie's Thought of the Day Phoner with some shlub from Survivor Phoner with Adam Dunn from the Washington Nationals Katie's razor burn Audio vault ========================================================== 182. Fri Feb 13, 2009: Escape From WJFK Mike is off having knee surgery, so the guest host is Tony Perkins Mike calls in from home Phoner with some guy from Askmen.com about Valentine's Day Robert the Angry mailman Phoner with TP's son Connor Hard pimping a contest for a trip to one of the most poverty-stricken places in the Western Hemisphere Phoner with escape artist Jonathan Goodwin Colin Boyd Major F'---ing has-been Dennis Murphy is unemployed again Phoner with NHL's Joe Beninati ========================================================== Mon Feb 16, 2009: Presidents' Day Reruns ========================================================== 183. Tues Feb 17, 2009: The Robb Mobb Mike's knee-surgery weekend recap Yet another phoner with the Bunny Ranch guy You can't be Facebook friend with Mike AND Robb Lancelot Link, Mata Hairy and The Baron in-studio to discuss a chimpanzee killing Phoner with Guy Fieri (Diners, Drive-ins and Dives) Password Pimping Katie's old-fashioned birthday party ========================================================== 184. Wed Feb 18, 2009: Katie the Pixie's Guinea Pig and Pony Show Mike's high school dating and prom experiences More whining about American Idol, still watching it Katie Old-Fashioned Braless Birthday Bash Katie gets her birthday clown Mike's pathetic plea for Facebook friends Phoner with Chris Stirewalt from the Washington Examiner Pin Some Tail on the Donkey Game Ask Katie ========================================================== 185. Thurs Feb 19, 2009: Slip Me Some Skin Candice Bushnell blows off The Show Mike finally sends someone to the Dominican American Idol recap Facebook Friend counts: Robb: 4,383 vs. Mike: 4,156 Phoner with computer hacker Kevin Mitnick Great flavors of ice cream Phoner with Mr. Skin Guess What Buzz is Fondling Audio vault ========================================================== 186. Fri Feb 20, 2009: Coming Up--a Phoner with Foster Brooks Pounding on BA about her single lifestyle Weatherguy Howard Bernstien in-studio Phoner with Carmen Wong Ulrich from CNBC Phoner with Marion Barry (Mike) about his health problems More booze in-studio Phoner with some hump from Survivor Letter from the Lonely Guy contest Colin Boyd ========================================================== 187. Mon Feb 23, 2009: Queen For a Day Mike wants new Mexican music This just in: The Oscar telecast was a suckfest Some drag queen in-studio Phoner with Tim Gunn (Mike) about Oscar night Phoner with Bruce Boudreau(?) about the Washington Capitals Facebook Friend counts: Robb: 4,831 vs. Mike: 4,799 Power of 5 BA wants to torture an intern Moron Oscar audio ========================================================== 188. Tues Feb 24, 2009: Overweight Tuesday Growing up without real maple syrup Facebook Friend counts: Robb: 5,000 vs. Mike: 4,998 Phoner with Nancy O'Dell Learning how to clean the pipes, as it were Phoner with Clint Van Zandt about Chandra Leavy Intern Earl is outside wearing a pancake suit Intern The Professor cooks up ghetto gourmet Audio vault ========================================================== 189. Wed Feb 25, 2009: Jackass Wednesday Baptism, Ash Wednesday and The Excommunicated More than you ever wanted to know about dogs' anal glands The Ride with McBride: BA's phoner with Daniel Sadeki--man of many jobs Make Katie Laugh ========================================================== 190. Thurs Feb 26, 2009: Bacon--Is There Anything It Can't Do? Why heroin is great, and the rising cost of weed Carla thinks Beluga's anal glands are just fine Step by step instructions on how to express a dog's anal gland Is the Marx Brothers horse-tip routine funny? Meet Megan, the ice cream babe and tasting judge Phoner with Marion Barry's removed kidney (Mike) The home-made ice cream tasteing ========================================================== 191. Fri Feb 27, 2009: Afternoon At the Funny Bone Pimping a memorial concert for Cheryl the Big Dyke More carping about American Idol Patton Oswalt in-studio for Happy Hour Friday All-American porn star Alexis Texas in-studio for Happy Hour Friday Mike has a drug-induced idea for a movie Patton meets Charly Stuangstabalac Maria Bamford in-studio ========================================================== 192. Mon Mar 2, 2009: You Don't Need Anything Anger at the weather panic Phoner with Lindsay Czarniak Phone-o-Rama What's wrong with the Redskins Phoner with voice over artist Randi Thomas Who Wants To Win $50? Tasting hippie parking lot food Audio vault ========================================================== 193. Tues Mar 3, 2009: 30 Days to a Larger Penis, Fuller, Thicker Hair, and a Genuine Rolex Watch Mike sees a video on the net about cellphones popping popcorn kernals, believes it A listener sends a big box of free stuff, including a nude photo for Buzz Phoner with Lauren Fix, the Car Coach Phoner with CBS Sports guy Gregg Doyel Guess What's In Beth Ann's Bra ========================================================== 194. Wed Mar 4, 2009: The Nationals' Season Was a Bloodletting More politcal rants Phoner with Liz Smith Robb sends an intern out to buy a barrel of whiskey, cherries Mike wears his whorehouse t-shirt out to dinner Phoner with Manny Acta of the Washington Nationals Bloody Sunday, Wednesday game Audio vault ========================================================== 195. Thurs Mar 5, 2009: Put Terrell in Charge of the Economy Shock of the young century: Mike is American Idol's bitch Phoner with Lindsay Czarniak about Terrell Owens Phoner with Suze Orman Phoner with George Bush Sr. (Mike) Phoner with Justin somebody-rini moron American Idol Guess What's In Katie's Lacy Boy-Shorts Audio vault ========================================================== 196. Fri Mar 6, 2009: In Korea We Call This Poon BDK in-studio to pimp his new radio show More carping about Rush Limbaugh TV traffic hottie Angie Goff in-studio for Robb's Birthday The Uh Game Colin Boyd ========================================================== 197. Mon Mar 9, 2009: Make Fido Smile Mike's kids' school play Everyone's horny for Angie Goff Mike stalks Lindsay Czarniak at the hockey game Phoner with loser Scott Hamilton Girls Night Out recap Phoner with some guy who wants to legalize all drugs Bark-off for Cash Audio vault ========================================================== 198. Tues Mar 10, 2009: Maybe the Professor Was Severely Dehydrated Speculating on the effect of harder drugs on BYOB Chewing out BA over being too nice to problem guests Phoner with a sailing disaster survivor Phoner with Craig Laughlin Intern's "The Professor"'s weird hand-written jail-mail-type letter to Mike You're The Singer game Audio vault ========================================================== 199. Wed Mar 11, 2009: The Wii-brator is Depressing What we saw on TV last night Phoner with Washington Examiner's Chris Stirewalt Why fighting in hockey is great The Beth Ann interview (Wii-vibrator) Wheel of the Depression Audio vault ========================================================== 200. Thurs Mar 12, 2009: I Remember Something Else That Was Done with Baby Carrots Interminable American Idol recap Mike's constipation--chugs water Phoner with Rudy the lumberjack, eh Phoner with Bernard Madoff (Mike) Phoner with sports guy Gregg Doyel Robb gets stuck in a car wash Power of 5 ========================================================== 201. Fri Mar 13, 2009: Bound to Please Mike is still bound up Michael Phelps on the Today Show recap Robb is a Facebook whore, and the competition continues Kevin Meaney in-studio Phoner with actor Colin Hanks Moron constipation remedies Colin Boyd Audio vault ========================================================== 202. Mon Mar 16, 2009: Mmmmmm-Pug Tenderloin Roast *drool* Beluga's pug friend Baily double-team annoy Mike Mike's near-altercation at the Capital's game Phoner with porn manager Joy King Buzz babe Mahketsi shows off her breast mold Phoner with Guiness brewmaster Fergal Murray The "Uh" Game Audio vault ========================================================== 203. Tues Mar 17, 2009: The Green Hills of Eire Under BA's Shirt Mike gets fondled at the dentist Mike calls the bar where the personal appearance will be Mike's friend Jerky in-studio with a police bagpipe band BA and Robb interview a leprechaun researcher Mike wants the AIG people to give their bonuses back Phoner with another psychic, fills out the NCAA grid Guess What's Green and In Robb's Pants Audio vault ========================================================== Wed Mar 18 thru Thurs Mar 19, 2009: Reruns Mike had a personal day on Wednesday, and pre-empted for NCAA basketball on Thurs ========================================================== 204. Fri Mar 20, 2009: I See Oxford University Going All the Way Don's getting married--addressing rumors--gonna pull someoen's tongue out by the root St Paddy's Day apperance recap Mike gets blacked-out on DirecTV's March Madness AU vs. Villanova game Hottie-comedian Bonnie McFarlane in-studio Whining about Obama appearing on Jay Leno Phoner with big-tit ho Kim Kardashian Monkey Man Jerry Brown in-studio with Django ========================================================== Mon Mar 23 thru Thurs Mar 26, 2009: Reruns ========================================================== 205. Fri Mar 27, 2009: Guest hosted by Big O and Dukes ========================================================== Mon Mar 30 thru Fri Ajdury 3, 2009: Reruns ========================================================== 206. Mon Ajdury 6, 2009: Real People Suck Mike gets sick during vacation Torturing the germophobes on the airplane Phoner with some media guy who's still suckling off Anna Nicole Smith's dead body Mike wants to try to make fewer partisan arguments Phoner with sports guy Gregg Doyel What's In It? game ========================================================== 207. Tues Ajdury 7, 2009: I Want To Be Lisa Hillary's Mule "Quarantine" may be the crappiest horror movie ever made Phoner with some inmate from "Locked Up Abroad" Bizarro edition of What's in It game Phoner with Lisa Hillary about the Washington Capitals Audio vault ========================================================== 208. Wed Ajdury 8, 2009: American Idol Gives Me a Migrane Mike's beard, bifocals make him look old Chad Dukes has a migrane Trolling for children to get tramp stamps AI runs late, screws everyone with TiVo, everyone else just by being longer Phoner with some guy about American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol American Idol Mike and Carla's reptile tour in Florida Phoner with Brooks Laich from the Washington Capitals Power of 5 Audio vault ========================================================== 209. Thurs Ajdury 9, 2009: Earache My Eye Mike loses power at home--doesn't have a UPS Frustration over the Somali pirate hijacking Phoner with Lindsay Czarniac Your iPod Sucks game Phoner with the depressed-virgin who wins the Bunny Ranch contest Audio vault ========================================================== 210. Fri Ajdury 10, 2009: So-So Friday Analyzing the Filet O' Fish song BA moves into a glorified Motel 6 Phoner with Melissa Rivers Comedian Gary Goldman in-studio Colin Boyd Audio vault ========================================================== 213. Mon Ajdury 13, 2009: Butt Pirates Happiness over the Somali pirate outcome Buzz doesn't pay attention to the Caps, Skins Phoner with the authors of Weird Virginia and Weird Maryland Phoner with Kaj Larson about Somali pirates Masters golf tournament recap Phoner with the new White House dog (Mike) ========================================================== 214. Tues Ajdury 14, 2009: Happy Anniversary Hating on the Duggars Robb tells about his son's leukemia Phoner with Sig Hansen from Deadliest Catch Audio vault ========================================================== 215. Wed Ajdury 15, 2009: Give Me Back That Filet O'Fish Interview More carping about American Idol Phoner with the guys who made that goddamn annoying Filet O' Fish song Soliciting Timmy (the Nigerian Nightmare)'s opinion on Somali affairs BA wants to shave her head Phoner with Miss Virginia of 2008 ========================================================== 216. Thurs Ajdury 16, 2009: Verminator Angry at some screaming bitch at the hockey game Phoner with the guy who wrote a book about MLB umpires Girl drives Robb home after appearances CK's office is infested with termites Phoner with Bunny Ranch pimp Dennis Hoff Mike rates the Bunny Ranch whores The Uh game Audio vault ========================================================== 217. Fri Ajdury 17, 2009: Lex Luthor with Boobs The controversy over BA's hair Mike tries to color his beard at home Jamie Kennedy in-studio Paul Jr is fired on American Chopper tapes Difference between Biker friends and regular friends BA gets her head shaved Phoner with movie reviewer Ellen Fox ========================================================== 218. Mon Ajdury 20, 2009: Everyone Will Respect That Spy Kids Tattoo When You're 50 Columbine anniversary controversies BA's live appearance at BWU on Friday recap Phoner with Craig Laughlin Mike's ride home from BWU with intern TJ in the Philly Cheese-steak-mobile Phone-o-rama The Professor's hygene habits, more backstory Pot says kettle has ADD Tats for Tots winner announced Who Is It game Mike and Carla lose their car keys at the Caps game ========================================================== 219. Tues Ajdury 21, 2009: Locked Up Abroad: Internet Build me a Rodenator Does taking a hit to the gonads raise the pitch of your voice? and other slapstick fallacies More hand-wringing about the Internet Phoner with Carmen Wong Ulrich from CNBC More than you ever wanted to know about iClickers at universities Phoner with a blocked texter Phoner with another Locked Up Abroad criminal Power of 10 ========================================================== 220. Wed Ajdury 22, 2009: They're Garbage Cans Mike's continuing emotional distance from Beluga More bitching about American Idol Phoner with someone about another POS reality show Phoner with Capitals play-by-play guy Joe Beninati On-air tattoing of the 8-year-old Fights with callers and the big Payoff ========================================================== 221. Thurs Ajdury 23, 2009: Broadcasts with Wolves Mike is mad about how everyone comes out of the woodwork when celebs are at the station Anger over the Capitals going down in flames Phoner with the director of the documentary "Tyson" Replaying the child tattooing segment Amy Winehouse, Jim Nance, etc (Mike) check in What's in Joe's Desk game ========================================================== 222. Fri Ajdury 24, 2009: Who Dat Is? Dat's My Baby Daddy Mike is upset over the unseasonable weather Hockey talk continues Mike dreams of gypsies Phoner with Dave Price Beau in-studio for BYOB Friday Phoner with Thomas George about the NFL draft Colin Boyd ========================================================== 223. Mon Ajdury 27, 2009: Reynolds Rap Mike saves a dog from frying in a hot car Mike's fantastic sports weekend Lindsay Czarniac Phoner with internet crime guy Trench Reynolds Phoner with sports guy Gregg Doyel You're the Mimic game ========================================================== 224. Tues Ajdury 28, 2009: Font of Misinformation [host chat is unavailable due to a problem on my copy of the show] Phoner with Neckcar driver Joey Logano Phoner with Adam Ferrara from Rescue Me Craigslist Killer girlfriend is nuts Phone-o-rama ========================================================== 225. Wed Ajdury 29, 2009: It's Just Soccer on Ice, People Elation over the Caps beating the Penguins Phoner with some guy who wrote a book about exorcism Mike wants to panic over swine flu Phoner with Lisa Hillary about the Caps Modesto is the car-theft capital of the galaxy ========================================================== 226. Thurs Ajdury 30, 2009: It's the Country Cockroach Show Pimping a Big O and Dukes event Swine Flu---EVERYBODY PANIC!!! Phoner with Casey Anderson about the tv show Expedition Grizzly Phoner with Justin somebody-rini moron American Idol ========================================================== 227. Fri May 1, 2009: She Was Bleeding to Death Trying to pass off more frequent commercial breaks as being a good thing Katie cuts herself on a bottle of wine Don't over-think the show rave-out Katie's back from the hospital "Comedian" Larry Miller in-studio for booze Friday Phoner with Thomas McCarthy, who has a horse in the Kentucky Derby Katie is pissed that BA yelled at her Colin Boyd ========================================================== 228. Mon May 4, 2009: Like White on Ice New, more frequent commercial break schedule What's the matter with Robb? Mike's Nigerian Hockey Game weekend Bloody Sunday stories Lindsay Czarniac Meet the new intern Phoner with the weather guy who does a Crazy Eddie impression during his broadcast Pimping the Messiest Catch contest Phone-o-rama ========================================================== 229. Tues May 5, 2009: Captain Chaos Hangs Up His Cape Observing the passing of Dom Deluise Phoner with Dick Van Patten about Dom Moron hockey coverage Phoner with some mormon-milf calendar guy Phone-o-rama Phoner with a doctor about the swine flu panic Joe Ardinger, Amateur Philosopher ========================================================== 230. Wed May 6, 2009: Shall We Play a Game? Mine is signed up to a lot of goofy stuff on Facebook--did he do it, or is his account hacked? The Uh Game Phoner with Duncan Jones, writer/director of the movie "Moon" Phoner with Capitals play-by-play guy Joe Beninati BA's newfound love of horse racing Mike wants draconian measures to deal with airport security ========================================================== 231. Thurs May 7, 2009: Rage Against the Soda Machine That dickweed Manny Ramirez being that dickweed Manny Ramirez PO'd over the soda machine Another standup comic, Brian Posehn, in-studio Eating free chicken in-studio Mr. Skin's Top 10 Mother-Daughter nudity list Power of 5 ========================================================== 232. Fri May 8, 2009: Ma-Mo's Day Mike and Carla break up Mike desperately wants hockey tickets Phoner with Bradley Cooper about The Hangover American Idol results show recap A listener shows up with Duck Fart cocktails This week's crap comedian is Smooth E Burp-off Colin Boyd BDK plugs his movie show ========================================================== 233. Mon May 11, 2009: MPFG Mike's advice: be nice to people If you haven't already suffered enough: Melissa Rivers moron Celebrity Big Survivor or some other piece of shit tv show Phone-o-rama Phoner with John Brenkus about sports science Guess What's In Robb's Pants ========================================================== 234. Tues May 12, 2009: Puck It Hockey recap Phoner with Jeff Dufour from the Washington Examiner Bucket lists Phone-o-rama Stories about men who have womenly tendancies ========================================================== 235. Wed May 13, 2009: Rock the Reservation A remote broadcast from a bar by Verizon Lindsay Czarniak Craig Laughlin Chris Stirewalt Angie Goff ========================================================== 236. Thurs May 14, 2009: Sheeple Caps lose the semifinals recap Mike philophizes about society--we should have personal responsibility when listening to radio DJs, but we're manipulated by dark forces and we're really not responsible for our choices Some guy from a cooking reality show in-studio Phoner with John Herrington about the Hubble space telescope Airplane Nightmares ========================================================== 237. Fri May 15, 2009: Messiest Catch Mike frets over the economy and the auto industry collapse Fretting over commuter air travel Phoner with Matt Roche from TV Guide Johnny Fairplay in-studio Messiest Catch contest ========================================================== 238. Mon May 18, 2009: We're Ready For Your Closeup, Mr. O'Meara Mike's morning, and his movie shoot, and to bed, What A Day Phoner with the director of Mike's movie, "Ghosts Don't Exist" The last SNL show of the season and the Will Farrell train to Suck Town Mike likes the Star Trek Phoner with CBS Sports guy Gregg Doyel Why the Baltimorons didn't crowd the Preakness infield, hon Phone-o-rama Phoner with the guy who hosts the crap reality show Cheaters How Drunk Where You? stories game ========================================================== 239. Tues May 19, 2009: An Intern Fits the Profile Junkies producer Brett Olivario in-studio to plug his website, discuss interns Mike doesn't really want a hottie intern, but he wants a hottie intern Phoner with ex-FBI profiler Clint Van Zandt Phone-o-rama Phoner with a Van Patten kid about poker 10 and 20 game ========================================================== 240. Wed May 20, 2009: The Lonely Guy Mike judges a bikini contest Mike recoils against internet dating Colin Boyd on the next Terminator piece of crap Phone-o-rama Lindsay Czarniak Lay King (Mike) and his Today Show appearance tapes ========================================================== 241. Thurs May 21, 2009: That Stench Is Coming From Your TV Set Carping about American Idol There's an unidentified smell at Mike's house Caller with a wooden sword vs. a skunk Phoner with Ace Young moron American Idol Phone-o-rama Phoner with a guy who makes custom motorcycles Power of 5 ========================================================== 242. Fri May 22, 2009: Hogfest 2009 All motorcycles, all the time ========================================================== Mon May 25, 2009: Memorial Day ========================================================== 243. Tues May 26, 2009: Wolftrap Mike's weekend recap: - Buzz Babe Maryam claims her boobs grew in high school due to rubbing them - Hogfest recap - Mike inadvertantly ends up in the biker parade - Ice luge! - a memorial to a fireman's brother - shot down by older women at a bar - overnight at Casey Duke's place, checking out his "Glock" Phoner with some tv poker player Phoner with Guy Fierri 10 in 20 Complaining about The Today Show ========================================================== 244. Wed May 27, 2009: Strung Out Shocked, shocked, I tell you, that KHTK is run by douch-nozzles Mike wonders if he got poisoned by a listener's cake Phoner with Chris Stirewalt Phoner with Gregg Doyel You're the Singer game ========================================================== 245. Thurs May 28, 2009: He Had a Condo Made A Stone-uh A letter from Chevrolet Joe Ardinger takes his birthday nude Phoner with Lindsay Czarniac Mike and Robb get some sort of weight-loss wrap Phoner with Carmen Wong Ulrich Phone-o-rama ========================================================== 246. Fri May 29, 2009: The O'Meara Horror Picture Show The On-Air light must be fixed Mike gets emotional watching the Spelling Bee Mike feels left out of the station social life Phoner with biker Jesse James Chris and Tanner Cooley, and the director of Ghosts Don't Exist, in-studio for boozing Colin Boyd Meet the new intern ========================================================== 247. Mon June 1, 2009: Dirty Debutant Mike has The Drug Talk with his kids Mike didn't like the movie Up! Phoner with Greg Feith about the Air France crash Phone-o-rama Phoner with some whore who's selling her virginity Hold-It game ========================================================== 248. Tues June 2, 2009: Open Phone O'Mearica The happiest days in a man's life: the day he buys a restaurant, and the day he sells his restaurant Mike hates museums Mike tries to get Robb interested in motorcyles Phoner with Sharon Waxman about celebrity suicides The Beth Ann Report What is Robb's hobby and passion in life? (Besides TV) Phoner with Jeff Dufour from the Washington Examiner Who's Famous? game ========================================================== 249. Wed June 3, 2009: Just Passing Through Still bothered why BA is living at the Extended Stay motel Mike hates the Pittsburgh fans What the hell is Lasanga Rolotini? Phoner with Vaughn Ververs Phone-o-rama Phoner with Capitals play-by-play guy Joe Beninati 10 in 20 game ========================================================== 250. Thurs June 4, 2009: SMD Complaining about the weather Is Bobby Flay a stain? The Ins and Outs of Sexting F/U phoner with Greg Feith about the Air France crash Chef Teddy in-studio to cook The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Mike ponders what to do with the sign, rhino head from his failed restaurant Rerun of a phoner with David Carridine ========================================================== 251. Fri June 5, 2009: He Forgot Coprophile More than you ever wanted to know about intern Tiny Orthman and his girlfriend Intern Stain gets psychological personality profiles of Mike, Robb, Buzz, BA, Joe and Tiny Two guys from some The Rob and Big show, or some such Colt Brennan, Chris and Tanner Cooley in-studio, and Liz in Hawa----- Colin Boyd ========================================================== 252. Mon June 8, 2009: Al O'Meara Teasing an upcoming guest Mike gets his SAG card, and an invitation to join the AARP A missive from the douche nozzle who runs DCRTV Phone-o-rama The Professor calls in from the road Phoner with ex-terrorist and "The Blood of the Lambs" author Kamal Saleem Guess What's in Katie's Lacy Boy Shorts? The Belcher calls the BDK movie show ========================================================== 253. Tues June 9, 2009: The Great Tard Hope Catherine O'Meara turns 14 Did the Air France plane crash because of a faulty airspeed sensor? What everyone finds verrrrry scarrrry, kids Teasing WJFK Cribs: BA McBride edition Wacky story file: Christian Ardinger, Revolutionary War hero Joe Scarborough phoner blows up Phoner with another broke-dick comedian Callers, controversy about Kamal Saleem ========================================================== 254. Wed June 10, 2009: You Can't Go Wrong with Christy Canyon Americans and kinky sex in the wake of David Carradine's death Buzz takes a Husband test from 1933 Trolling to get biker rides for Robb, BA Phoner with CBS Sports guy Gregg Doyel Buzz's Porno Round Table Phoner with Ken Baker from E! ========================================================== 255. Thurs June 11, 2009: A Survivalist Like No Other A wingnut visits the station I'm Buzz Babe Maryam--Get Me Out of Here game Mike considers being a survivalist, obviously never saw that crappy Robin Williams movie Phoner with Craig Laughlin Phone-o-rama Phoner with tv writer/producer/poker player Sam Simon You are the Mimic game ========================================================== 256. Fri June 12, 2009: Verrrry Scarrrry, Kids! Getting the band back together Robb disciplines his kids Robb's bizarre tv viewing habits Mike's oldest daughter is now a high school freshman Phoner with novelist Dean Koontz Angie Goff in-studio Zina Mashin, head of Emperor's Brand Vodka, in-studio for BYOB, dahlink 10 in 20 Game Colin Boyd ========================================================== 257. Mon June 15, 2009: Smiley Face: I Hate You Talking Harleys with some mexican named Shawn Mike has allergies Mike still thinks Tiny is lying about his girlfriend Phoner with Peter Facinelli from Nurse Jackie Mike takes his kids to NYC Phoner with a real-life Red from Shawshank Redemption Bloody Sunday game ========================================================== 258. Tues June 16, 2009: Big Sex Night Mike's allergy meds could destroy his sense of smell Bwahahahaha! Anger over Letterman having to apologize to Sarah Palin So You Think You Can Spell game Phoner with Lindsay Czarniac Phone-o-rama ========================================================== 259. Wed June 17, 2009: There's a Shiny New Dime In It For Ye Mike has a selection of allergy meds The on-again-off-again romance is back on Mike wants the interns to unload the crap from his restaurant Phoner with Carmen Wong Ulrich from CNBC Phone-o-rama Phoner with Jimmy Roberts, sports guy from NBC 10 in 20 game ========================================================== 260. Thurs June 18, 2009: And We're Doing a Stellar Job, I Might Add The varying quality of strippers from town to town Katie the pixie considers a side-line as a stripper The ratings are skyrocketing! Mike's masseusse arrives Phoner with Indycar racer Graham Rahal Phone-o-rama The Interns move Mike's restaurant stuff Phoner with Washington Examiner's Chris Stirewalt Daddy Day, Dick Day Mike wants to congratulate his sister on becoming a grandfather ========================================================== 261. Fri June 19, 2009: The Only Tig I Want to Know Has a Last Name of "Bitties" Mike wants to put a band together--one with a horn section Mike's tv night, featuring a documentary on outlaw biker gangs Lesbo comedian Tig Notaro in-studio Colin Boyd Phoner with Christopher Mintz-Plasse ========================================================== 262. Mon June 22, 2009: Half a Century of Service Mike's turns 50 Arrowsmith concert recap, and CK catches the harmonica Mike quits smoking again Mike and Carla are back together Bikes for Blues is rained out, becomes Bikes for Bars Mike sits in with the band "Blame the Dog" and tantrum Fallout with BA over the band BA is given the day off, swills champagne, lets what's left of her hair down Robb gets to see what's under BA's sweater Cooking with Robb and BA Mike's cop friend Jerky in-studio ========================================================== 263. Tues June 23, 2009: Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill Mike is moved by the Iranian protest-martyr video Settled: Ed McMahon is a lot more important than Jon & Kate Phoner with Indycar great Dario Franchitti Joe Ardinger brings kittens for Mike Phoner with NBC's Eun Yang about the Metro derailment disaster Arguing with Buzz over a story about a kidnapped stripper Phone-o-rama Phoner with Big Dummy Demond Wilson from Sanford & Son Power of 5 ========================================================== 264. Wed June 24, 2009: Boozehounds Niko buys Mike's car Mike revels in that dipshit SC Governor's South American affair More people with booze Mike is upset about something regarding the BoSox and the Nationals ========================================================== 265. Thurs June 25, 2009: Lost and Found BA loses her wallet Mike wants new chairs in the studio Setting a betting pool on when Mike's mom makes a disparaging comment on Mike's weight Who's breaking the chairs at the station? Phoner with author Melody Moezzi about the Iranian election protests Phone-o-rama Phoner with Gregg Doyle The Uh Game Michael Jackson's dead ========================================================== 266. Fri June 26, 2009: You've Warn Out Your Welcome at Bushwood Savings & Loan, Sir Michael Jackson is still dead--and surprise--they hate how Ann Curry read the news Comedian Todd Barry in for BYOB Mike is thrown out of a commercial bank Tanner Cooley, Nick Turner and Chase Daniel in-studio for BYOB Colin Boyd ========================================================== 267. Mon June 29, 2009: High Anxiety--You Win! The ratings keep going up Mike almost cancels his weekend family outing Phoner with Washington Capitals owner Ted Leonsis Phone-o-rama Phoner with Vera Ramone, who was married to a dead Ramone You're The Singer game ========================================================== Tues June 30, 2009: Reruns ========================================================== 268. Wed July 1, 2009: 900 Hours of Vacation Every Year Will raw crab kill you? Shocker--more weird shit surfaces about Michael Jackson's death The celebrities are dropping like flies Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio Phoner with Larry Levine, white-collar prison consultant Power of 5 ========================================================== 269. Thurs July 2, 2009: Don't Go on Vacation! The Ratings Booik is a Cookbook! It's a Cookbook! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!! Summer / July 4 / USA music mix Chad Dukes in-studio to congratulate how well the MOM Show is working out, great ratings success The Onion's article on a Pug-dog Recall Mike is shocked at the tv show Sex Decoys, thinks it's B.S. Chef Teddy fries up 4th of July BBQ Phoner with some guy who hosts VH1's Tough Love Lindsay Czarniak Summer / July 4 / USA music mix rerun Phone-o-rama Colin Boyd ========================================================== Fri July 3 thru Thurs Jul 16, 2009: Reruns ========================================================== 270. Fri Jul 17, 2009: Still You Wouldn't Change It For a Sack of Gold A short recorded message to say goodbye. The rest of the show is reruns. ========================================================== Toodle-oo -- ass.