The Don Geronimo Show Full Series Recaps Last Revised: 26 Oct 2009 Good Morning, Captain ========================================================= 0. Tuesday June 16, 2009: Tweat Me Doni on the Jared Morris Show, pimping the DGS ========================================================= 1. Mon June 22, 2009: God Damn It, It's The Don Geronimo Show Twittering to Sam Champion The long-form Steve Allen "Hey Mister Record Man" song Can't say God Damn Why he quit WJFK Goofing around with the awkward news guy Live commercial with an Email spammer People love the Ocean Penis story What happened at the other station last summer Phone scan, including a call from Major F'ing Has-Been Dennis Murphy The wedding that almost didn't happen The Ag Report ========================================================= 2. Tues June 23, 2009: Unavailable ========================================================= 3. Wed June 24, 2009: Meet You In the Basement, Kids! Check Out My Clown Suit Lay King tapes The first certifiable moron caller of the new show The GM lends Don some ties to wear in case clients come around Meeting Jerry Stiller on the KoQ Live commercial with an Email spammer Checking in with Big Freda Phone scan The Ag Report ========================================================= 4. Thurs June 25, 2009: He Makes Great Sharpies, Though Col Saunders tapes Recognized by the local garbage man That moron governor Sanford Sanford & Son That wacky GM Dan Gaffney Answering machine messages The nicknames of Don's neighbors The Ag Report ========================================================= 5. Fri June 26, 2009: Unavailable ========================================================= 6. Mon June 29, 2009: God Needed a Stain Removed Some painful Billy Mays parody tape The 3 stages of Elvis and Michael Jackson Janet is in charge of the contractors Dumbass caller doesn't like Don, doesn't know he's talking to Don Don gets stuck in the car wash, doesn't think about using his cell phone F--- Jacko! Fred Travelina dies Phone problems Some signer scams Ocean City The best tight-ass client in-studio infomercial you will hear all day The Ag Report ========================================================= 7. Tues June 30, 2009: If You Don't Stop Texting, I'm Going to Kick 100% of Your Ass Don has to see The Proposal with Janet, and the Texting Show within a show Don wishes he could have seen Twitty City Banned from Graceland, Oral Roberts University and Disneyworld stories Twitter is not very masculine Gordon Liddy's autograph signing machine Don wants a Twitter party at the station ========================================================= 8. Wed July 1, 2009: Take My Temperature I am not a germophobe Janet wants to make a new friend every day, can't match the negative power of a Starbucks barrista The incredible dumbass governor Mark Sanford Battle with a 32-year-old Nurse Diesel over a stammering caller A taste of Rate the States Live commercial with an "Internet Marketer" Stream of consciousness on rock stars, celebrities Leaving a phoner to earthdog brother Jim I Love You Drive-Thru Game, spoons in the dryer game -- win a DGS lobster bib! ========================================================= 9. Thurs July 2, 2009: Carry On, My Wayward Don Get your nut-crackers ready: Janet orders the Feasting Room Lobster Bibs Don's X-Box 360 gets the red, angry, itchy ring of death Don's awful night with the summer thunderstorms Don hates the itinerant tourists/residents Janet makes a friend with a slob at a restaurant Chalky Colon Is An eBay Whore calls Trying to reach Earthdog Brother Jim Pimping the Fran on the Street interviews America's Got Talent Sarah Palin in Runner's Magazine recap Dear Abby The Ag Report ========================================================= 10. Fri July 3, 2009: Unavailable ========================================================= 11. Mon July 6, 2009: Rosemary Kennedy is Not Amused Sick of Michael Jackson Dinner with the Dan Gaffneys Live commercial Defending Your Life clips 4th of July weekend traffic frustration Meet Francis, the new Joe Ardinger, for Fran on the Street interviews First caller to really piss Don off Is Bart Asleep game? Phone scan ========================================================= 12. Tues July 7, 2009: Michael Jackson Cured My Hemorrhoids Phoner with Count Gore DuVal, or whatever his name was, of horror movie fame on Channel 20 Texas car chase on MSNBC recap Michael Jackson circus Feel the love phone-scan Janet and Don make a friend, finds a blue hair's car in a parking lot A comment about the end of the MOM show on WJFK A series of awful great Michael Jackson jokes Emailer of the Day Dan Gaffney Corner The Ag Report ========================================================= 13. Wed July 8, 2009: Easy Aces Wife Janet in-studio for the first half of the show Showing off the new Feeding Room Lobster Bibs Janet is a turbo shopper Stiffed by Janet's friend Carla More of Don's neighbors SCTV Farm Report, Jerry Tood tapes The triumphant return of Craig Wilson Live commercial Spoiled kid beating on his birthday present Youtube video Ag Report ========================================================= 14. Thurs July 9, 2009: Break Out the Sitar Triumphant return of the cheesedick Girl From Ipanema theme song Don's and Janet's various foot problems Britain's Got Talent recap Don and brother Jim driving as kids story Don's cousin Ronnie may swing through town, camp out in Chateau Relaxo Is the tape of the kid beating his car with a baseball legit? This just in: Lebron James is a deusche Other breaking news: The Today Show is a women's magazine on tv Phoner with Earthdog brother Jim Don demonstrates It's All Relative on Jim Emails A new complaint form for DGS listeners Ag Report ========================================================= 15. Fri July 10, 2009: Unavailable ========================================================= 16. Mon July 13, 2009: The Bitch Set Me Up Lorne Greene sings "Ringo" in French Don's house goes Green Acres on him Today Show continues to cash in on Michael Jackson, advance crap journalism Don is hit by a golf ball Live commercial Don's bombshell: doesn't like the movie Bruno Dennis Murphy calls in, is invited to visit tomorrow Dennis Ketterer's ice cream fetish Moron Marion Barry tapes ========================================================= 17. Tues July 14, 2009: For God's Sake Don't Give Him the White Owls Trying to get through to the Who Wants To Be a Millionaire pre-qualification line Some woman calls in to rant about a police investigation over a hospital death Janet gives one of Don's expensive cigars to the garbage man Segueing from dog-rockets, major F---ing has-been Dennis Murphy in-studio Does Ocean City really pick up 6-7 truckloads of beach chairs every day? The ridiculous overuse of credits in movies Taking it from Crazy Eileen and Nurse Diesel during the phone scan ========================================================= 18. Wed July 15, 2009: They Never Look Like Amy Matthews The torture of house maintenance. Don is writing a book, and he's gonna talk--but he has to write it first Working at Roy Rogers Live commercial Pimping Stump the Stupe Fledging DJ stories Is Bart Asleep game? ========================================================= 19. Thurs July 16, 2009: One Hand, One Heart, Half Wit Some people just don't understand Don's love of Elvis Idiot Neckcar driver gets stung for drugs again Hints from Heloise-like letter in the local newspaper Cousin Ron: Hydrox cookies are not Oreos Fran interviews for a sales-guy job Dithering about what to put in The Book Don does his magic act on TV, in school Dennis Murphy back in-studio Dennis Murphy tries to sing to Inglebert Humperdink Dennis Murphy article in a local newspaper Ag Report ========================================================= 20. Fri July 17, 2009: This Condom Tastes Like Copper Big Freda asks Janet where the sex shops are in OC, goes to a bachelorette party Live commercial Don's whack-job adopted parents AOL's moron news Dennis Murphy's man-on-the-street tapes The crappiness of the Emmy nominations Phoner with Earthdog brother Jim, about Rachael's 17th birthday party features flavored condoms Dennis Murphy reads The Ag Report ========================================================= 21. Mon July 20, 2009: Lonely Days Are Gone, I'm-a Goin' Home / My DJ Just Forged Me a Letter A chill wind: Nancy Pelosi and the secret service sweep through OC, and hideous parody song Cleaning haus for The Home Invasion of the relatives Oscar is sick, and the Dog That Will Not Die Janet puts the houseguests to work Live commercial Walter Cronkite memories How Don graduated from high school story Dennis Ketterer tribute Phone scan and hate call from another bitter shut-in with a radio Ag Report ========================================================= 22. Tues July 21, 2009: Monster In the Morning Blue Andy Rooney on Twitter Oscar the dog is still sick, and the in-laws have the house all to themselves Shari Liquor's ABC Game Don't worry about Paula Abdul Tom Gavin gets the phone number to the station Don tries to get something--anything, from the DMV Spelling with Tom Gavin iPod Duel Doni Gets the Cash Call Ag Report ========================================================= 23. Wed July 22, 2009: I Don't Think I Want the Egg Foo Yung After All Maureen O'Boyle drop-ins Previewing today's hot talk topics ABC game Hell's Kitchen recap Live commercial Don and Janet run their wedding videos for the houseguests Should Mike Vick be allowed back into the NFL? Attempted phoner to a toilet-themed restaurant in Taiwan Is Obama really a citizen? Ag Report ========================================================= 24. Thurs July 23, 2009: I Thought He Was Named After Bart Braverman Laughing at Michael Jackson's nose falling off Oscar the dog steals Don's Woogie Redneck parents watch their kid take a dump on the beach Mike Vick, Big Ben, and the Bart Starr story Son Bart gets a ticket for jaywalking "Choosing For Happiness" movie from 1957 Phoner to Germany about some guy's underwear thief Meredith Viera interviews Susan Boyle recap Ag Report ========================================================= 25. Fri July 24, 2009: There's Never an Overtime Charge from the DGS LSD educational video Don wants to join a local Fantasy Football league Don is invited to broadcast from the Ravens' training camp Some kind of secret heating and cooling contest is going on Fran the Man in-studio to prep for his appearance at the state fair Awwww--can't do the live commercial with the internet guy Previewing the Stewie Griffin drop-ins for phone-ho theater The bit formerly known as Phone Ho Theater Phoner with Earthdog Brother Jim Reviewing Movies Don Hasn't Seen The Ag Report ========================================================= 26. Mon July 27, 2009: Look Out Everybody, There's a Lobster Loose Stupid cashier at Hallmark Spongebob the gross street performer Big Freda locks her keys in her car, calls AARP Janet buys lobsters in bulk Live commercial Don's lunch with Steve Kingston Sarah Palin on Today recaps Fran the Man from the Delaware State Fair tapes ========================================================= 27. Tues July 28, 2009: A Queer Situation It hails in Ocean City Is Bart Awake? Bart's girlfriend might have had the swine flu Stump the Stupe--Don plays with himself Is the Soup Nazi still in business? The Invasion of the In-Laws is over How Don got to be the unofficial mascot of the Ravens The "Homosexual is About" educational film Doni's Mailbag Pimping the Fantasy Football Ag Report ========================================================= 28. Wed July 29, 2009: If You're a Viper Shatner's dramatic reading tapes Don thinks suck-ass reality shows are awesome What's all this about Scoot Coupes, then? Phoner with Janet about men in the house, scoot coupes, crap reality shows Live commercial "Dan Gaffney" orders a real life Ass Don't Spell spray Salvia testimonial Dan Gaffney's live remotes from that ripoff diet outfit ========================================================= 29. Thurs July 30, 2009: C--- Biscuit A weekender tells Don about a listener's hate letter for Don Scary listener brings Salvia paraphanalia Story about a man caught practicising animal husbandry Don wants people to vote Ed Walker into the radio hall of fame Joy Boys tapes Salad days as a morning DJ in Chicago stories and tapes Thoughts on the Beer Summit Phoner with a salvia merchant Ag Report ========================================================= 30. Fri July 31, 2009: Unavailable ========================================================= 31. Mon Aug 3, 2009: Take Shelter in the Crawl Space, Kids "Blue Boy" Dragnet tapes Don announces a live appearance Uncle Dennis broadcasts again Albert Brooks on Carson tape The Pink Panther rides a scooter in OC--a costume Don doesn't have New guests are arriving at Chateau Relaxo Jack Webb on Carson tape ========================================================= 32. Tues Aug 4, 2009: There Is No Itchy Eye in Team The origin of Hank's "Hey Now" tape The new, high quality lobster bibs are in Janet goes back to the evil Chinese restaurant Don runs a microphone out to a client Pimping for the live remote Phoner to find out about some guy whose girlfriends super-glued his unit Tiger farting tapes Shocker: Roseanne Barr is an attention whore Phone scan ========================================================= 33. Wed Aug 5, 2009: As Long as the Collars and the Cuffs Match Jack Webb sorta sings "Try a Little Tenderness" tape Thoughts on Bubba meets Kim Jung Mentally Ill Pimping the live remote The hell that is the MVA, and a digression into The Andy Griffith Show iPod Shuffle duel Registering the car at the MVA continues Reality show roundup with Janet Don doesn't think OC should outlaw Salvia Janet is not blonde Why are the broadcast and cable ratings and rankings separated by Nielsen? Advice to a recent widower ========================================================= 34. Thurs Aug 6, 2009: And Away We Go Fretting over whether anyone will show up at the live appearance tomorrow Don's personal appearance at a kid's bar mitzvah story Suck-ass NBC "Funniest Catchphrases" Show "Why Should You Date" 50s era instructional video ========================================================= 35. Fri Aug 7, 2009: So Get Yo Tickets Now Shocker--too many people at the remote Meet 'n greet (throughout): kissing babies and female listeners Live commercial for the coffee haus Joe's newscast It's All Relative game Meet the child labor Dennis Murphy is MIA Beware of geeks bearing gifts ========================================================= 36. Mon Aug 10, 2009: Rockin Robin Orson Welles flub tapes Live appearance recap Don makes Janet late for the Big Freda family party Live commercial Twitter recap Don wants a monkey for his birthday Don gets Earthdog brother Jim fired by talking to him on the phone Kate Gosselin on Today Show tapes ========================================================= 37. Tues Aug 11, 2009: Lassie Didn't Wear No Stupid Vest First caller wants to talk politics, Don wants to talk Paula Abdul Don wants the next visiting in-law to bring his shrunken head Don makes Janet derail the timing into a commercial Don wants new bumpers written by his listeners Janet wants to dress Oscar the dog up in weather-related clothes George Lopez still sucks, but Don forgets that money performance in his Christmas special Teasing Elvis Death Day with a taste of the Scatter the Monkey story More than you ever wanted to know about The Secret Handshake Club 50s-era educational film: How To Be Popular Video prank--broadcast on the radio ========================================================= 38. Wed Aug 12, 2009: Trolling for Fag Hags Lay King "don't worry about the club" tape The Show will be dark tomorrow while Don has personal business to take care of Hell's kitchen recap with Janet Dan Gaffney tries to fix a broken chair right outside the studio Gordon Ramsey drop-ins Don is tired of the shouting Town Hall debates Live commercial Highest paid tv stars list Trying to set up a Love Connection for Fran Obama tries to kill a listener at the VA with a blood pressure machine Bladder-friendly Movie website ========================================================= 39. Thurs Aug 13, 2009: No DGS, as Don has personal business ========================================================= 40. Fri Aug 14, 2009: Elvis is Still Dead The annual Elvis Death Day Show ========================================================= 41. Mon Aug 17, 2009: Mike O'Meara Will Throw Pennies At You, Dude The next planeload arrives at Casa Geronimo Phoner with Don's Brother-in-Law Tom, whose dog ate $500 in bills Old DJ prank stories A warning about who'll be on Dancing With What Passes for Stars Live commercial Earthdog brother Jim puts high-power horns on his truck Phoner with CBS's James Brown Don's not sure if Vick's remorse is legit Loving the new Madden '10 Someone finds Don's letter to a DC comics, original panel he complained about ========================================================= 42. Tues Aug 18, 2009: Fawlty Towers Thus begins the Secret Celebrity game Patty Heaton on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire You don't screw with a man's TV The katzenjammer kids at Chateau Relaxo touches off an s--- storm Don still thinks Paula is coming back, actually cares 1962 educational film: Lunchroom Manners ========================================================= 43. Wed Aug 19, 2009: Holy Cats! Brett is a Viking, Hey Hell's Kitchen recap Brett's unretired again recap Funky Fresh Senior Choir music videos People are all for the Brett as a Viking dere The queer duality of Don's love of Regis Don't worry about fart sound effects if there's serious news to report, like Obama drinks a foreign beer or something Awful rejoiner music ========================================================= 44. Thurs Aug 20, 2009: Exactly What Kind of Toys Does Oscar Bring to Bed? Oscar didn't want to sleep, wouldn't let Don sleep New Celebrity-in-the-Envelope game What is your Snacklish name? Octomom reality show recap A little pimping for an out of work local DJ The day of suck rejoiner music continues with Bread The Uh Game What is it like to live by a prison? Will Don get The Key to Ocean City? Don likes homer sports announcers Sam Huff stories ========================================================= 45. Fri Aug 21, 2009: Fired Because He Took His Clothes Off and Talked About Colonics Everybody Loves Raymond drop-ins Anger over letting the Pan Am bomber go Drunk woman vs. glass coffee table YouTube video Excited over the Taco Bell breakfast Unemployed DJ JT in-studio Why Don plays as the Indy Colts on Madden Calling Scootlund to find oot why they released that terrrrrorrrrrist Reviewing movies Don Hasn't Seen (The Goods, District 9, My One and Only, Shorts, Inglorious Bastards) ========================================================= 46. Mon Aug 24, 2009: Love to Pet a Pussy [The first 45 minutes is Natalie Holloway] A power failure locks Don out of his house Janet's birthday gift won't arrive in time Max Baer Jr. still wants to make the Jethro's Beverly Hillbillies Hotel and Casino Cat massage instructional video from YouTube Don wants a personal website Most Embarassing Moment game Some Phoebe addresses a city counsel video A listener pesters Don to call his wife ========================================================= 47. Tues Aug 25, 2009: Flew in from Rohoboth Beach, BOAC, Couldn't Get To Sleep Last Night It's Janet's birthday--break out the Mary Poppins Don't people lie on internet dating services? Michael Jackson drug-use article Newsboy Joe sends a video clip of himself to The Weather Channel Brett Favre and a woman with a goat in her trunk--ya Phone scan Sing Me a Beatles Song game Threats to bring back Make Me Laugh Call to Oz about some Bruce who got super-glued to a toilet Late entry in the Embarassing Moment game ========================================================= 48. Wed Aug 26, 2009: Sure He Simply Wasn't Caught Beating Off to Glamour Magazine? Did Julia Child hate Julie? Ten Worst Things to Say in the Workplace article Is Charly Stuangstabalac Janet's long-lost brother? Guy gets fired for quoting a Seinfeld episode Phoner to a brain injury institute about the Seinfeld guy 50s educational film: what to do on a date Make Me Laugh TV ratings and phone scan ========================================================= 49. Thurs Aug 27, 2009: Who Let the Dogs Out (Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof) Janet rewards Don for some pampering Listener has a Patton story Listener wants someone to adopt a pound dog Taking Janet to Mary Poppins may screw with the Fantasy Football draft What to do about the fantasy football draft Lost doggie announcement Don't Call Me Chief game Bumpers from RGF listeners ========================================================= 50. Fri Aug 28, 2009: Zoo Story Don will let the computer do his draft for him Pimping another American Idiot contest Reduced-Sugar Frosted Flakes is just wrong Bad singer contest Some bad Gary Busey movie clip A call to some injured-while-skydiving mayor McCheese Top 10 Most Disappointing Blockbuster Movies Phone scan Reviews of Movies He Hasn't Seen ========================================================= 51. Mon Aug 31, 2009: Unavailable ========================================================= 52. Tues Sept 1, 2009: Is He Strong? Listen, Bud--Mickey's Got Radioactive Blood Pimping the next live remote The trouble with Oscar's leg Marlon Brando bitching about Burt Reynolds tape Ha! Disney buys Marvel Comics Phoner to Marvel to complain about Disney The Big Lie game NFL TV blackouts Some self-absorbed hump's proposal-letter to his future ex-wife ========================================================= 53. Wed Sept 2, 2009: Pony Up The entire show is devoted to raising money for the family of police officer Chad Spicer, who was killed in the line of duty ========================================================= 54. Thurs Sept 3, 2009: Kumanawana Sniffya Residual emotions from yesterday's show, and dumbass caller blames The Parents Diane Sawyer becomes the ABC evening news reader Live commercial Another CF at whatever they call the DMV Oscar the dog gives Don the cold shoulder Phoner to Hawaii about banning B.O. on the busses Name that Cheasy 80s Theme song game Abortive phoner to Earthdog brother Jim ========================================================= 55. Fri Sept 4, 2009: On the Boardwalk Don's live broadcast from Shenanigans It's Don Geronimo Day in OC Getting a drink for Joe Live commercial for the jewelery store Outside for a meet 'n greet Talking with Mr. Ocean City, Jim Matthias Big Freda swings by The shirtless guy on the balcony A song by Malone & the Lads Meet the Police Chief Bernadette More meet 'n greet ========================================================= 56. Mon Sept 7, 2009: Labor Day holiday ========================================================= 57. Tues Sept 8, 2009: The Red Zone Used to Mean Something Else Entirely Doni's address to the school kids Happy 86th birthday to Big Freda Darn--no Jerry Lewis tapes this year Don sees the new Sandra Bullock movie Don's new show t-shirts with an upside down logo The new version of Phone-Ho theater Phoner to Earthdog brother Jim Phone scan and preparing for the Spicer funeral ========================================================= 58. Wed Sept 9, 2009: Meet the Bea' les Caller has a Beatles story Fight with a moron caller Beatles covers Bart is not offered the Standard Rich & Famous Contract in Hollywood Idiot TV pitchman claims people drink mop water Jan has to drive to Dover to get Rock Band for Don Grape Stomp Fail from YouTube Trying to call Tony Perkins More suck music from the Beatles era ========================================================= 59. Thurs Sept 10, 2009: The Football Team At My High School--they Were Tough; After They Sacked the Quarterback, They Went After His Family Don drops off the Spicer fund money Football begins That congressmoron who heckled Obama recap Live commercials Another reason not to watch American Idol Simon Cowell soundboard Douchebag OC Register columnist writes about that girl who was kidnapped Back to School stories Tedious remote interview with Bill Colley Back to School stories continues Another tedious remote interview with Bill Colley Bleeped Batman clip ========================================================= 60. Fri Sept 11, 2009: Kneal Downs Are For Pussies Upset about a 9/11 conspiracy theorist asshole broadcast Don wants poetry about The Show Dear Abby letter about a nudist lawn mower Janet says there's no knealing in football! 50s educational film: how to be popular Pick the Pros with -- nobody - Balti over KC 21-3 - Philly over Carolina 28-10 - NO over Detroit 35-10 - MN over Cleveland 16-14 - Atlanta over Miami 26-24 - Indy over Jax 21-3 - Cincy over Denver 27-0 - TB over Dallas 16-3 - Houston over NYJ 31-30 - Seattle over St.L 14-0 - NYG over Wash 23-14 - Arizona over SF 29-7 - NE over Buffalo 45-0 - Oakland over SD 28-0 - GB over Chicago 20-10 Grape Stomp Fail vs. basset hound baying tapes Poetry corner ========================================================= 61. Mon Sept 14, 2009: What's Your Ring Size Celebrity asshole weekend: Serena and Kanye Janet and The Book about guy's things at the bookstore Chicken feet at the grocery store Restroom Etiquette for the Office article Michael Jordan HOF tape Lingerie Football League info ========================================================= 62. Tues Sept 15, 2009: I Have Far Too Much Money--What Useless Crap Can I Buy For My Dog? Where are you, Dan Gaffney? More carping about Jay Leno Newsman Joe's birthday brownies aren't ready Snuggies for dogs Suck 60s music continues with 1910 Fruitgum Company The bit formerly known as Phone Ho Theater (PeeWee Herman orders Snuggies) Abortive phoners to Earthdog Brother Jim, Dan Gaffney Definitive NFL players by jersey number Where Are You Listening? Trying to vector Janet in with Joe's brownies Chicken-lover Roger Marino in-studio ========================================================= 63. Wed Sept 16, 2009: The Demographic is Play Eddie Cantor For Me TV sucks--had to read a book Supermarket reviews The joys of living in small town America Trying to phone Earthdog Brother Jim The Leno Show ratings are great, but the demo sucks Don's film and television retrospective Wacky story file: Japan's bunny cafe Freestyle Coke machines Bart now has 3 jobs Most Watched TV Shows list 50s educational film: How To Be Well-Groomed ========================================================= 64. Thurs Sept 17, 2009: Roosevelt Planned Pearl Harbor WBOC weekend sports guy gets canned; Don wants the job The weird stuff on Don's street - the naked kid walking with his mom - a woman sun-bathing in a parking space close to an empty beach - the crotchety old neighbors aka "the swingers" may be moving out More reality show recaps The incredible dumbassedness of Charles Sheen Happy birthday call to a listener gets punted Foreign or Domestic? game Bill OReilly drop-ins ========================================================= 65. Fri Sept 18, 2009: The Economy Leaves a Skid Mark? Dan Gaffney soundboard It's Don's birthday DAD goes down on Don How many toys does Oscar have? Evening birthday plans Too many goddamn shows like The Office Molly Hatchett venue closed for health dept violation Live commercial Wacky story file: - Men's underwear index says we're out of the recession - strange contraceptive devices in the UK - most expensive hotels in the world Call to The Four Seasons to book Dan Gaffney in the Time-Warner suite Four good reasons to stay home from the movies this weekend Fran in-studio to get his man-on-the-street assignment Pick the Pros with Fran Don's whacked picks for the Emmys ========================================================= 66. Mon Sept 21, 2009: The Jelly Donut Unlocked Footlocker Lock of the Week Don's birthday recap Don's scooter amid Bike Week Don wants a new Haircuttery VIP card, and gets a shoulder massage Reviewing Fran's interview questions for Vinnie from American Chopper Bitterness over the fantasy football team Live commercial Emmy awards recap Is the caller with the UK accent really Tony? Fran in-studio with the Vinnie interview tapes Live commercial for a good cause David Hasselhoff is drunk again ========================================================= 67. Tues Sept 22, 2009: Probably Watched "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" Live Don's fantasy team won Don didn't see Enterage, Curb Your Enthusiam, House, Dancing with the Stars, 2 1/2 Men, Big Bang Theory, CSI Miami or Barack Obama in Letterman--don't talk about them Don finally breaks out Beatles Rock Band Is Don going through male menopause? Hot flashes, irratic periods, but NOT lacking in testosterone The new bumpers are in Is Suzy Kolber a muppet? Calling NY to find out if Iran's President Dunston has checked in Banned commercials Calling Brothers game GPS and evil radio bosses ========================================================= 68. Wed Sept 23, 2009: Doni & Clyde Mary Poppins has a run-in with Barney Fyfe at the mall Don calls "security" at the mall to complain Live commercial Wacky story file: some moron who swims in floodwaters Slam-o-Rama TV ratings wrap-up The unsettling return of Pee Wee Herman The Broadcast News appearance story Calling Germany about Gay Days ========================================================= 69. Thurs Sept 24, 2009: The Real Travesty was "One Day At a Time" More money for the Spicer family Moron Cowboy's Saloon and their ever-growing mongolian cluster-fark The McKenzie incest bombshell -- namely that anyone would want to lay Mckenzie Philips Inside John Madden's TV room Reviewing the Movies He Hasn't Seen 1958 educational flick: How Much Affection? Fran and caller Frenchy are developing a rivalry Phones and emails includes - Rush Limbaugh reads a press release about spray-on condoms - Jeopardy stuff ========================================================= 70. Fri Sept 25, 2009: No Show Don has the day off for personal reasons. ========================================================= 71. Mon Sept 28, 2009: Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Eat At Cowboys Janet trips, takes a header, breaks her fall with her face Revelling in the Redskins' loss Live commercial Is Don's brother-in-law's shrunken head a real shrunken head? VW/Audi convention drivers were dickweeds Don calls the Redskins to buy his season tickets back Moron Cowboy's health violations, what you would call A2M AOL news links The memoir is behind schedule Cross-dressing mayor news story ========================================================= 72. Tues Sept 29, 2009: Mary Pill-Poppins The exhibitionist haus-frau at the store Hot and sweaty weather channel babe Jim Cantore Facebook and presidential assassinations Fantasy football team sucks "Lewis Jerry," not Louis Jelly, in-studio with his outrageous french accent and Dover tapes Earthdog Brother Jim is on the road, ducking process servers Emails ========================================================= 73. Wed Sept 30, 2009: Shoot Brad Like in Pulp Fiction and Put Him Out of Our Misery Hell's Kitchen recap Hate call 10 World's Worst Lovers by Country list Live commercial Phone scan Phoner to some cheesedick station that's running a DJ stunt - some Ardinger sitting in a tree or a billboard until the local football team wins again -- a real man would get it tattooed on the back of his neck I-Dump-For-You.com phone call lameness Moron mayor who bans ALL police chases tapes ========================================================= 74. Thurs Oct 1, 2009: If Rape is Inevitable... Janet is doing better Structural problems on a local bridge found, by coincidence, after tourist season ends Old Man Don plays lifeguard at the beach, should have let the punks drown Phone scan That douchebag Roman Polanski Worst reviewed movies of the last 10 years 50s Educational Film: How to Say No (unless you're on luudes and boozed up) Jamie Lee Curtis sketch on SNL Anchorman soundboard ========================================================= 75. Fri Oct 2, 2009: Modern Bromance Letterman sex scandal speculation Don has dates with three married men--doesn't say whether he's Albert Brooks or Kathryn Harrold On-air crisis with Janet's hybrid car Make Me Laugh The bridge weight limit is too confusing Reviewing the Movies He Hasn't Seen (Capitalism: A Love Story, Whip It, Zombieland, The Invention of Lying) Pick the Pros with Michele Sorce Letterman extortion press conference Doni's email bag ========================================================= 76. Mon Oct 5, 2009: Shut Your Whore Mouth Don's "fight" over the weekend with Wilma Gravy The walkouts during the Ricky Gervais movie If Don were Regis for a day Live commercial Don's fantasy football team stinks Shut Up, Kate Da Vikings and da Packers, ya Moron that SC mayor who outlawed police chases Doni's email bag, includes "I Suck at Fantasy Football" song ========================================================= 77. Tues Oct 6, 2009: Wheezie Janet is a Brett Farve fan David Letterman recap Ted Williams chillin with the other heads Phoner to that dumb SC mayor with the mustard-gas laugh Clueless caller wants Don to hump her animal rescue fundraiser Fast food outlets' secret menus Doni's email bag: includes redneck gun joke video, Dirty Beatles ========================================================= 78. Wed Oct 7, 2009: Rusty Ford Would Make That Cow Moo Happy Halloween Super Shamock song Hell's Kitchen recap and the World's Most Dangerous Foods What it must be like to be a dog Live commercial Lay King's "We're Pros" tape Moron Letterman sex scandal Phoner with earthdog brother Jim Bark-off for Cash Doni's email bag ========================================================= 79. Thurs Oct 8, 2009: He Screwed the Pooch A Joe Mama call Janet gets stuck in the ladies' without a square What's going on with the ladies' room at GMD? Dumbass caller wants to pick a fight Would you watch a real-life Ed-TV? The lost dog dominates The Show Japanese airline wants people to use the bathroom before boarding, waiting 11 hours to take off Dog caller turns out be a dickweed--flames out, crashes and burns, gets his phone number given out Phoner to ANA about the bathroom story News roundup Educational film: dinner at home with the family ========================================================= 80. Fri Oct 9, 2009: Those Little Town Blues Are Melting Away Don's new Fart Detector toy List of candies people say they buy at the movies, never at the store The annual lecture on giving away full-size candy for Halloween Live commercial Caller's lost dog is found--by the Bill Colley show Phone-ho Theater (Mr. Rogers) Reviewing the movies he hasn't seen (Good Hair, Couples Retreat) Pick the Pros with Invisible Producer Doni's email bag, includes hate mail, Kate Is Enough, Journey's new lead singer Alexandra Steele is a no-show again ========================================================= Cha! Cha! Cha!