The Don Geronimo Show (KHTK series) First Year Series Recap Last Revised: 22 June 2011 ========================================================= Mon Jun 21, 2010: Dance, Sacramento, Dance Burper call A statement Introducing the new theme song Live commercial Don wants to know where the best and worst parts of Sacramento are? Phone scan Don's wedding in NY The joke that is Father's Day Something about some douche lounge-singer who trolls retirement homes Phone scan ========================================================= Tues Jun 22, 2010: I Could Have Been Doctor Detroit Lay King Don't Worry About the Club tape Phone scan, and Janet is having a meltdown with Blue Cross Earthdog brother Jim Filling out the college entrance exams to play a DJ in Detroit Teasing reindeer games Interminable old educational film: "Boys Beware" Don's not much of a drinker anymore Crap that's in the bar area at Chez Doni A rare live call from The Belcher Dream analysis ========================================================= Wed Jun 23, 2010: The Days and Nights of Molly Doll Tom "the Monster" Gavin Get your lifelike baby orangutan doll Don loves "Mall of America Cops" Why sports talk failed: phoner with Packers QB Aaron Rodgers Janet's concussion story Meet John the engineer Jodie the producer was on "Yard Crashers" Phoner with Big Freda about erectile dysfunction Semi-Legal game ========================================================= Thurs Jun 24, 2010: VD Is For Everybody Not Just For the Few Update on Bart Producer Jodie can't remember which kind of VD she once had Jodie's friend takes photos of her poop, emails them Phoner with Carmichael Dave's wife about his pubic hair collection Phone scan A viscious rumor about a prominent sports broadcaster boning someone other than her husband Meet Jodie's gay hairdresser, who will cover the Frisco Gay Pride Parade Feedback on Carmichael Dave's pubic hair pile photo ========================================================= Fri Jun 25, 2010: Give 'Em The Skink Eye Some douche illegally parks in front of Don's house, hilarity ensues Phoner with CBS Sports's James Brown Phoner with some dink who claims he's organizing a "hands across America" thing Pimping Show homos Siegfried and Le Roy going to the weekend Gay Pride events in Frisco It's All Relative Moron Jodie's hot friend and her massive shit ========================================================= Mon Jun 28, 2010: Caulk of the Waulk The studio is cold--and it's great Janet wields a mean caulk Not reading the texters -- if you don't like me, I don't like you more Siegfried and Le Roy at the Gay Pride Parade tapes ========================================================= Tues Jun 29, 2010: Not So Good Vibrations Jodi is Queen of the Caulks A call from the belcher Still hating on Melissa Manchester The "talent" on Channel 31 should be replaced with monkeys Siegfried and Le Roy at the Gay Pride Parade recap Johnny Mongo guest hosts the Carmichael Dave show Vibrator olympics is put off for another day Oprah's Intimacy Quiz ========================================================= Wed Jun 30, 2010: An 8-Second Light? Welcome to Sacramento Don is going to call engineer Johnny's show Meet the newest world's oldest call screener New curio cabinet arrives, is promptly broken Lay King retirement tribute Earthdog Brother Jim's observational humor The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men ========================================================= Thurs July 1, 2010: Jodie's Nude Dog & Cock Fight The scissor lift is outside, hoisting the bookcase into Geronimo Mansion, and Janet's mother is due to arrive Producer Jodie and Bart will be going to a WNBA game Radio station F*ck-Truck stories Don swipes a bobble-head from Brian Wilson Producer Jodie's dog vs. chicken A message to Steve, the General Manager Cable-tv ratings, Al Gore's full body massage story A gay edition of the Vibrator Olympics Retard parade on the phones ========================================================= Fri July 2, 2010: We Gots a Whole Load of Hush-a-Boom Bombs Don calls Mongo Johnny on the Carmichael Dave Show Don breaks the "no phone calls during dinner" rule Don is so money now, he gets a call from Penn Jilette inviting him to Vegas to hook up with Shaq, have glorious 5-way sex Fireworks on the radio Rescheduling Gus Johnson The call screener is in the parking lot with his shirt off, stopping traffic Lizsha Minelli and her bad chompers Phoner with sports broadcaster Gus Johnson Janet brings in the crap she bought antiquing with her mom Beauty and barber college, and what's the deal with clown college anyway? Listener comes by to lick sweat off the intern's back ========================================================= Mon Jul 5, 2010: Holiday ========================================================= Tues Jul 6, 2010: Hi Colonic With Ya On a Good Lookin' Tuesday Phone slap Craig is a rock singer Baby it's hot outside, and high school football stories Don't say Douche-bag on the radio, you douche-bag Don is GM Steve's gimp Jodie's weekend with Bart Don's neighbor was stinky, smelled like balls, proud of it The queer monality of Carmichael Dave Wacky DJ name list Teasing Janet vs. the crows story Intern Craig takes the sex quiz Meet Genevieve, the other intern, takes the sex quiz ========================================================= Wed Jul 7, 2010: If You Can't Say It In Church... A little serious advice to a greiving fan DVR battles over reality shows, previews and recaps Someone's unattended cellphone calls the request line He-Said/She-Said with Don & Jodie in the Morning Not impressed with the LeBron James Show Don's fantasy guest requests Hey Don--how's Alex Cleveland doing? Dirty Payton Meet Andy the Intern, who has the easiest to remember name Jodie gets a come-on in the email Intern punishment Motorboat or Mortarboard game ========================================================= Thurs Jul 8, 2010: A Yellow River A tv commercial for a ladies' personal razor and weed whacker Fast food snobbery Janet hates crows Doni's impromptu awful music bag Jodie's stalker sends his top 10 date lists Another f-cked up podcast Old air checks Intern Craig reads Craig Wilson (James Taylor) Rejoinder: "you're listening to the worst radio station in town"--he must be referring to the podcast Counterfeit Intern Craig's Twitter tweats Teasing the LeBron James show Phone scan Wacky story file (crazy weddings) ========================================================= Fri Jul 9, 2010: The Carmichael Don Show Col Sanders commercial bloopers tape There will be less Jodie on-air, more Carmichael Dave Cleveland Cavaliers' owner response to LeBron NFL Players and their jersey numbers Genevieve's wacky story file Janet looks into pigeon birth control Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Despicable Me = garbage - Predators = approves - The Kids Are Alright = yes Some guy proposes to a woman while dressed as a clown ========================================================= Mon Jul 12, 2010: The Out of Order Show Another 5-star job on the out-of-order podcast Mel Gibson tapes This just in--Jesse Jackson is an asshat Radio consultant advice: "What Should Not Be Said On the Radio" "The Hyphen" tape Mel Gibson tapes Phone scan Don goes through Freda's 5-year anniversary Tastes Like #3 ========================================================= Tues Jul 13, 2010: Sympathies to the Widow ISDN Phoner with Don in Ocean City because the radio/computer links are all down Phoner with Richard Lewis Don's inexplicable attraction for Sally Field Dave is a nose whistler Moron Jesse Jackson's comments Moron Holland Cook and his DJ consultant advice Idiot station owners and program directors Genevieve's wacky story file Rush Limbaugh's George Steinbrenner comments Moron Mel Gibson ========================================================= Wed Jul 14, 2010: 1140AM The Mighty Anus Don addresses the podcast mess The idiot radio consultant responds Carmichael Dave is the Wesley Crusher of the show Basement of the shience building talk about ST:TNG Carmichael Dave's wife lets him get "massages" The Mighty Anus and Taint FM Phoner with Mark S. Allen ========================================================= Thurs Jul 15, 2010: Dumbass Max Fallout from Dave's massage admission on yesterday's show The jackass and friends at the Japanese restaurant Phoner with Cedric the Entertainer Janet's smoking hot body Jesus and God chillin round the house North Dallas 40 tapes--the parts which aren't dumped out Moron Mel Gibson tapes Genevieve's wacky story file Moron Mel Gibson tapes ========================================================= Fri Jul 16, 2010: Lick the Back Moron Mel Gibson tapes Matt explains how to use the new streaming player Dave will tentatively be a sideline reporter for the next soon-to-fail football league Punishment for Dave Dave's wedding anniversary plans Phoner with Homo Joe Phone scan, featuring midget wrestlers Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Inception (good) - Sorcerer's Apprentice (bad) - Twilight Saga (bad) - Last Airbender (bad) The unfortunate return of Make Me Laugh Genevieve's wacky story file ========================================================= Mon Jul 19, 2010: He Has No F*cking Soul Live from the KHTK studio--sorry Problems flying out to Sac Tony Lopez from Channel 13 in-studio Meet some clients Phone scan Fights with callers Smelling body cheese from different locations Walt Gray from Channel 3 in-studio Politicians--they all look alike Intern Challenge ======================================================== Tues Jul 20, 2010: Hands Across Sacramento "Good Day Sacramento" appearance crashes, burns - Marianne McClary's off-air rant - A cartoon on the website - The unexpurgated audio from the broadcast Moron Mel Gibson Dave gets lost driving to Channel 31 Advice from Dear Abby Phoner with Mac Davis Channel 3 and Channel 13 news stories Genevieve's wacky story file ========================================================= Wed Jul 21, 2010: Piss Off Most of the podcast is missing because KHTK management are douchebags Phone scan TV ratings Working for Gordon Ramsey Rating the decades A taste of the Bark-off for Cash Genevieve's wacky story file ========================================================= Thurs Jul 22, 2010: If You Can't Say It In Front of The CBS Board of Directors or Patricia Heaton, I Don't Want It On This Station "I Work for CBS" - an end to the Good Day Sacramento fiasco First week's ratings are up in various demos More than you wanted to know about Dave's boner Hot wives Interns Genevieve and Craig's text message correspondence Win a 3-day package with Mickey Dolenz Moron Mel Gibson Phoner with Carmichael Dave's wife about his sex life ========================================================= Fri Jul 23, 2010: Don and His Domestic Partner Problems in the studio Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips Janet and Dave's wife are in direct talks Mel Gibson ComicCon fans are geeks -- don't have their own genuine Batman costumes Phoner with Cedric the Entertainer The dark ages when TV had knobs, B&W pictures, vacuum tubes What happened to Mimi from the Magic Bullet commercial? Fights with callers Phone scan Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Ramona and Beezus (good) - Salt (briny) - Cop Out (poo) Genevieve's wacky story file ========================================================= Mon Jul 26, 2010: Rub My Feet Mel Gibson The flight back to Ocean City, featuring the bare-feet guy Howard Dean on Fox News tape Another dumb tv chick with big boobs Who would you do: Hey Paula edition Ordering by the numbers Siegfried at the Adam Lambert concert tapes Genevieve's wacky story file (renamed Lady G's Happy Ending) ========================================================= Tues Jul 27, 2010: Dances with Douche Nozzles Janet has the creeping crud, Don wants vitamin C Carmichael Dave has Madden 11, Don doesn't Fights with callers Carmichael Dave vs. Janet Wacky story file Facebook vs. Twitter vs. internet luddites Tom Shales rips Kathie Lee again Intern Craig's birthday Intern challenge: general knowledge IQ ========================================================= Wed Jul 28, 2010: Must Be Modelling College Strung out on life The 99X New York DJ/Already Gone story More in-laws coming to visit Moron Mel Gibson Intern challenge: general knowledge IQ Lady G crashes, burns, blows away in the wind ========================================================= Thurs Jul 29, 2010: What Does Bovine Mean? I Dunno. Moron Lady G and the general knowledge quiz disaster Le Roy at the State Fair for Gay Day, fresh beef Lady G's [s]humilation[/s] continues with a 4th grade test Athlete's Foot is almost sexual Janet cans the housekeeper Le Roy at the State Fair continues Craig Wilson (marrying My Partner Jack) ========================================================= Fri Jul 30, 2010: 1140AM - The Gavin Visiting kids get The Lecture (don't touch the electronics) Phone scan What's wrong with kids today How to play the battling soundboard game with tedious SNL clips Some story about a woman whose nudie photos were allegedly stolen by Dell Some weird rapist story The Mel Gibson tapes never end Dumb radio consultant advice Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Cats and Dogs (stinks) - Charlie St. Cloud (feces) - Dinner for Shmucks (crap) ========================================================= Mon Aug 2, 2010: Busting Her Ass to Be On The Show Don was ill on Friday Janet has a respiratory infection Genevieve's swimming accident Lady G goes into Target, Walgreens to buy an ass pillow Intern Craig flames out on the Mike Hunt Game Tony Lopez from Channel 13 Parody songs and mash-ups ========================================================= Tues Aug 3, 2010: Dave and the New Guy Genevieve's tweats, as Lay King Trying to run down the pricing, availability of handies at a massage parlor Tom Gavin does the nasty with his girlfriend Dave's wife locks herself out of the house Janet is loopy on meds, develops a bugs bunny chuckle UFC's Dana White blows off the Show, and Don's panties get wadded Fight with a douchebag, who sounds exactly like the douchebag from the last fight Tony Lopez Phone Scan ========================================================= Wed Aug 4, 2010: Anyone Have Brett Farve's Penis? Did Brett Favre send penix pix to some cun on VS? DJs who post their show-notes on the internet F---ing up the DVR, but only lost one of the 18 Gordon Ramsey Shows that are running Phone scan Tony Lopez Genevieve's tweats, as Lay King Intern Craig's tweats, as Lay King An ice cream truck hangs out in front of Don's studio ========================================================= Thurs Aug 5, 2010: Really--What Does Fecal Matter? Janet officially has pneumonia Don accidentally loses his phone in the trash, kisses it, realizes it's a mini bio-weapons lab of germs God (Don) on the topics of the day Phoner with Guy Fieri A vortex of suck: Seth McFarland on the Lay King show Don's gonna get a billboard--and Mollie the monkey Proper opossum massage Mary Hart retires from ET Tony Lopez Grant Napier confirms for Fantasy Football Janet is on the goofballs Steve Dahl discusses "Eggs Danny Thomas Style" ========================================================= Fri Aug 6, 2010: That's a Load of Shit Janet is improving, still high on the meds Obama soundboard Some free-association ramble about football, college, Clint Eastwood and copperaphilia Don bangs Mrs. Crabapple, and other baby DJ stories The Raymond Burr story Genevieve's dog is kicked by a bitch at a dog park Meet G's boyfriend, who looks like a George Costanza-Radar O'Reilly pot pie It's All Relative with G and her boyfriend Tony Lopez Howard Cosell and Chris Berman Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Step Up in 3D (awful) - Middlemen (okay) - The Other Guys (great) ========================================================= Mon Aug 9, 2010: We Never Edit Craig's Thoughts Dealing with Verizon and CBS engineers over a technical glitch "Stop staring at my boobs" altercation at the store Listener's relative puts superglue in her eye instead of contact lens goo Janet makes an appeal for civility Trying to get the animal massage therapist on as a guest Monday Night Football is rusty, aging badly Intern Craig's tweats Craig and Lady G reconciled: now known as Craigavieve A list of corporate charitable contributions Tony Lopez God (Don) weighs in on pubic hair, merkins ========================================================= Tues Aug 10, 2010: You Keep Up This Yap Yap Yap Crap and You'll Be Back Driving a Trash Truck With Your Earthdog Brother Elvis and the "Purple Drank" A long distance dedication to a fan, and crap music of all kinds Lady Gaga bodysurfing video reaction Phoner with Jamie Foxx, warns of weapons-grade POS movie coming up Somebody got a Golden Throats CD, and Lady G has window-licking company The Secrets radio station debacle Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Aug 11, 2010: Where's My Feeding Room Bib? It's Dave's birthday The Rich Eisen story Hell's Kitchen recap Whatever happened to Dennis Ketterer? A rambling discussion of genital plumbing Weird story file: some woman with a dry-erase board Weird story file: Bill Orilay vs. Jennifer Anniston Dave's father celebrates his birthday with a casket story Tony Lopez Their selection of caskets might amaze you Craig Wilson - aborted ========================================================= Thurs Aug 12, 2010: This is Not a Repeat from 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997... Playing Madden 11 online Dave is Batgirl to Don's Batman, or is he Bat-mite? Bart's private academy fund-raising stories Don entertains at the bar mitzvah story The do-you-look-after-you-wipe controversy begins again Trying to ween Dave's kid off a pacifier Behind the scenes with Bart before he got his act together Tony Lopez Dave doesn't know his Seinfeld ========================================================= Fri Aug 13, 2010: More Than Enough Hair Down There Intern Genevieve's father is making some weird movie about a gay station manager Janet is called evil, soulless for coughing at a restaurant Pocket-dial caller is the best caller of the day Rosco P Coltrane calls, asks how to tell if his friend's girlfriend is pregnant Ratings are in, up from June Dr. Laura N-word fiasco recap Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Expendables (worthless) - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (awful) - Eat Pray Love (crap pray die) Tony Lopez Moron Dave not knowing Seinfeld ========================================================= Mon Aug 16, 2010: Elvis is Still Dead In Sacramento for the Elvis Show Welcome to Sacramento - Don locks himself out on his hotel balcony - Can't find a Best Buy, ethernet cables - Everybody look out! There're zebras loose! Moron Dr Laura and the N-bomb Elvis tribute ========================================================= Tues Aug 17, 2010: Why Must We Hide in the Shadows of Paris? Lots of advice on where not to live in Sacramento Phoner with some tard who's running for Governor of a flyover state Dave's in-laws don't know that Dave and their daughter are married Teasing the Marshmellow Races Tony Lopez Lay King on Lay King ========================================================= Wed Aug 18, 2010: The M Word Brett Favre press conference Favre and Dr. Laura have "inert" personalities to do this to us Phoner with Bart Moron Dr. Laura Dave's in-laws and the wedding debacle update Moron Dr. Laura and the N word Marshmellow Races 2010 Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Aug 19, 2010: Bottom Line: TV Sucks Moron Lay King and Dr. Laura Dave's wife can't talk Janet loves the Red Zone channel Phoner with Tom Shales Brett Favre article Regional fast food Bull goes into the crowd video Craig Wilson (no fun) ========================================================= Fri Aug 20, 2010: Dumbass Day / Daughter Day Meet Dave's family in-studio Dave's wife's email to her mother explaining about the marriage Janet is making banana bread for the naked guy on the balcony Moron the N-word controversy Which limp-dick standup comedian could be President? Don loves Joan Rivers Phone scan Wacky Story file - The Golden Shower restaurant in Tanzania - Horse molester - Some woman who says she was felt-up by Donald Duck Intern challenge - sandwich boards with "Honk for Dr Laura" Daddy Day / Daughter Day tapes Tony Lopez Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Piranha 3D (brown thumb) - Nanny McFee Returns (red) - Lottery Ticket (purple) - The Switch (orange) ========================================================= Mon Aug 23, 2010: BBC Weekend The nip-slip on the airplane ride back What goes on with this Angie's List? Bart shows up for the family reunion NFL head coach bowel movement states The crappiness of Sunday Night Football Sam Huff stories Weekend movie recap Dave's weekend waiting in fear of the Mother in Law, and the wife's birthday by herself Tony Lopez What's on TV tonight? McMillan & Anus ========================================================= Tues Aug 24, 2010: Ask 4 Ass Officer Chad Spicer update (see the DGS WGMD show for context) Janet takes care of her own birthday gifts, cake Don doesn't like the Wii Dave wants some hot backdoor action G Gordon Liddy feud stories Dueling autobiographies: Bozo the Clown vs. one of his bitches Doni's Record Bag - Disco Suicide - Elvis meets the Sex Pistols (the Sex Presleys) - Metal Abba ========================================================= Wed Aug 25, 2010: I'm Going Commando, Don Janet opens her birthday gifts Birthday sex A meeting at KHTK: how to win in the current radio climate Don's love/hate of the Internet--and idiots on the internet Some of the RGF people need to get their underwear out of their ass, panties unwadded The Chinese traffic jam Yogi Bear: the movie smells like bear feces All those worthless games on Facebook, and a call-out to taggers on who are talented Tony Lopez Old and busted Letterman is trying anything to get attention A little coppery taste of the station meeting with program consultants ========================================================= Thurs Aug 26, 2010: So You have fleas. Maybe You Keep Your House in a State of Disrepair. Maybe You Live in Squalor Sperm facials on "The Doctors" * Changes to the live appearance schedule Superman nerdom explodes with super sperm theories Bart gives Oscar fleas Most/Least valuable NFL teams Dave's married, the in-laws are emailed, don't acknowledge it, controversy will never end Tony Lopez CNN covers a topless beach protest * - I knew a woman who honestly swore that was the *best* skin cream ever ========================================================= Fri Aug 27, 2010: It Was So Hot I Saw a Robin Dipping His Worm in Nestea Don is caught--watching Julie & Julia Dave wants to buy a new phone, give his old phone to his wife as her birthday present Genevieve wants another tat Make Genevieve laugh The pool guy gives Janet the hairy eyeball Make Craig laugh Sarah Palin's personal appearance rider Go find your own goddamn massage parlors, lazy-ass listeners Mr. T's infomercial Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Vampires Suck (pink) - The Last Excorcism (brown) - Takers (Lee-Press-on-Nail) - Avatar (brown) ========================================================= Mon Aug 30, 2010: A Mighty Wind was a Comedy? I Watched for 2 Minutes and It Was Just Singing Young Don's bad-DJ tapes Don's in love with the old man next door Don doesn't want to go to the Glen Beck rally A drunk pedestrian hits on Janet Janet overhears loud sex on the street Lost doggie announcement Don gets one of his young inlaws hooked on football, Cleveland Browns Dave's kid is let off the leash--escapes temporarily Phoner with Steve Bryant, novelty songster and QVC carny What Happened in Don's 2-year radio absence - dicked around in Ocean City - no friends with benefits at WGMD - and the hits just keep on comin' at WCBS Tony Lopez Dan Gaffney sound board ========================================================= Tues Aug 31, 2010: Bong Breath Janet says Don's breath smells like Huey Lewis Calling the a live talk show at WGMD on-air (might be Bill Colley) Moron the WGMD era Heart Attack Cafe Some Twitter attention whore tweats Janet Picking two lucky listeners to be in the fantasy draft Entertainment news Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Sept 1, 2010: Saving AM Radio More advice from radio consultants Dave and the wife fighting over something or other Trying to get news about the Discovery Channel gunman Some woman at the convenience store who's still using the boobie bank Anagram name maker Don's interviewed by a radio guy who can't understand success Presidential speech recap God (Don) discusses the Discovery Channel gunman, what pisses him off in general Picking the fantasy football draft order Tony Lopez Craig Wilson (sea cruises) ========================================================= Thurs Sept 2, 2010: Small Busted Women May Have Big Hearts too Hard Knocks, Masterchef recap Janet wants to buy a life raft Dave donates his urine to a friend for a drug test Weather boner from Australia Teasing Fantasy Football The ridiculousness of being a Top40 DJ Moron Hard Knocks, every other cheesedick reality show on tv Wives and dogs Small busted women may have big hearts too Songs that used to be controversial for the radio Old radio stories Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Sept 3, 2010: And At Running Back Curtis Enis There'll be no booze during the football draft Dumbass Program Director of the day: WGN-AM in Chicago Dave pees 2lbs for his friend Surprise: Dave hasn't seen The Big Lebowski Fantasy football draft Entertainment News -"Oprah shares a bed with Gail" article -Lay King and Ryan Seacrest sing "Poker Face" Tony Lopez Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Going the Distance (brown) - Machete (fleshy) - The American (gold) ========================================================= Mon Sept 6, 2010: Reruns (Labor Day) ========================================================= Tues Sept 7, 2010: F You, Dave Dave hated Lebowski, Don claims he doesn't care Software Failing The guy who fell asleep at the doctor's office Don and the neighbors check out the porta-potty Phones still don't work Old DJ stories: screwing with a crappy morning DJ Old DJ stories: some guy who was banging chicks in the basement while his wife slept in their bed Janet's two-timing ex-boyfriend Tony Lopez NFL blackouts ========================================================= Wed Sept 8, 2010: Dumb Blank Paris Hilton is a mule Teasing "Lady-G Match Game" America's Got Talent recap Janet predicts "an awesome year for CBS" Lady-G Match Game Entertainment news: Xbox vs. Fort Gay Tony Lopez Don wants to broadcast from Las Vegas and Wayne Newton's Twitty City Richard Dawson flub from Family Feud ========================================================= Thurs Sept 9, 2010: And Baby--Keep the Change Calling bars in New Orleans about the start of football season What city could possibly be gayer for the NFL than Oakland? A guy with a kick-ass room on a vacation cruise Popular verbal crutches, and the mark of the idiot That douchebag in Florida who's buring the Koran Dave's mom nursed Col. Sanders Looking forward to tonight's premere game The Naked Truth column from Redbook magazine (Oral Sex) Tony Lopez Top 10 TV shows Doni's Record Bag - Billy Crystal's You Look Mahvalous - Shuddupa you face - Ahab the Arab ========================================================= Fri Sept 10, 2010: Going Bananas Don is irked by the in-fighting in the country over 9-11 Phone scan Whale penis sizes Phoner with some radio guy about the ratings success (10 questions) F--- You Dave song is Tops of the Pops Bad covers of "They're Coming to Take Me Away" Pick the Pros Tony Lopez Movie/tv commercial music beds Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Resident Evil (bloody red) - Twilight: Eclipse (brown) - Pat Tilman Story (fleshy) - I'm Still Here (red, brown and purple with a dingleberry under the nail) ========================================================= Mon Sept 13, 2010: Hello World, There's a Song That I'm Singin' NFL weekend recap Dinner conversation with Big Freda and Sam Bouka: cancer, anal bleaching and vaginaplasty More than ever wanted to know about Mummy-Sitters Pick the Pros recap God (Don) pontificates Phone scan Rudy Martzke stories Tailor Swift can't sing her way out of a phone book Phoner with earthdog brother Jim's observational humor Deep thoughts on jinxing pro football games Dexter Manley stories Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Sept 14, 2010: The Garbage Crew This weekend's NFL controversy recap Dave's vish-air wax problem Old DJ stories: talking over intros, trashing WPGC's studio Ratings are in: now #11 in overall, #5 in the money demo Steve Bryant's anti-pedophile song, performed with puppets Calling England to find out about mummy-sitting The trouble with actors playing retards A live on-air fart on ESPN Tony Lopez Buying anal bleaching kits ========================================================= Wed Sept 15, 2010: Another KHTK'd Podcast Politics Thank God for the Sears catalog lingerie section Advice to a parent whose kid has a kidney problem Disappointing new technology TV ratings Something about tourette syndrome Don & Dave Show Players read the radio interview article from Friday's show Tony Lopez Don met the late newsman Edwin Newman ========================================================= Thurs Sept 16, 2010: Sunny Side Up and a Tad Runny How many eggs can you get in a bra without breaking? Dumbass callers America's No-Talent recap Moron Dave vs. Janet Driving habits quiz The cheapness of reality shows Something about Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley Tony Lopez Old show jingles and tapes Guess the Whoopie ========================================================= Fri Sept 17, 2010: Jive F--- you Costco and your Christmas section Don is the one who's still watching American Chopper DVD collections are emergency TV Rigdon Dees on the Ryan Seacrest radio show Dumbass caller pretends to be a gay Pick the Pros Tony Lopez Salt Lake City memories Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Alpha and Omega (big red) - Easy A (fingernail) - Devil (yellow) - The Town (thumb) ========================================================= Mon Sept 20, 2010: All the Hits and None of the Anal Hair Live from KHTK Suprise: the studio is screwed up British school voicemail menu Don's birthday The porn terrorist on the plane ride Honest, really--we have a(nother) day for the Cal Expo live show They're playing another radio station over the PA system LaRoy gets an anal waxing Intern Craig gets his nipples waxed, bleached Football talk Moron caller Tony Lopez Phone Tard parade continues Dumbass Christine O'Donnell on douche-nozzle Bill Maher's show ========================================================= Tues Sept 21, 2010: So You're Going to Die... KHTK won't play their own broadcast inside the building WebMD scares Janet with its online diagnosis Don is invited to a Vivid porno shoot Craig the intern takes sex quizes via WebMD Various mothers and grandmothers (Don) They claim to not know what a butt-plug is Geeshing over bad 70s bands The woman who gives sperm-facials is in-studio Everyone takes a fast food quiz Gayz in the military ========================================================= Wed Sept 22, 2010: Fried Eggs on a Nail Amazon women in the bar Crap reality show recaps Don can't tell why they won't play the station on the internal p.a. system Dave's daughter drops the f-bomb Phoner with Al Jean, show runner for The Simpsons Egg beaters contest Loving A Christmas Story KFC markets the Double-Down Seven worst pizzas in America Tony Lopez Craig Wilson (interior design show) ========================================================= Thurs Sept 23, 2010: Suicide Squeeze Plays Gone Bad Last night's dinner with the Show crew Sports reporters who consider suicide Phoner with that feeb who's running for Governor of Tennessee Censorship and retards Parasites in the News (Paris Hilton conspicuously absent) Tony Lopez Bad new tv shows ========================================================= Fri Sept 24, 2010: Take Your Shirt Off Nixon tapes Humping the live appearance show with free tickets The Mel Gibson shit just will not end Suckass TV Dave's wife in-studio Wives who never say no Left-handed stuff Sacramento Mountain Lions cheerleaders in-studio Entertainment news The weird shit on Dave's phone Pick the Pros Tony Lopez Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Buried (oily brown) - Hey You (white) - Wall Street II (teal) ========================================================= Mon Sept 27, 2010: Damn Damn DAMN! Weekend NFL recap Don is by himself for the weekend, Oscar searches for Janet Don plays like Les Moonves on the plane trip back George Blanda dies Elizabeth Hasselbeck's column on being a football housefrau Entertainment news Lady G's scary fan mail Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Sept 28, 2010: Hot as Gay Balls Terrible "It's so hot in Sacramento..." jokes. Sick kids next break. Sandy Duncan is the most doable one-eyed jack A weird segment with Janet about phone numbers, flu remedies LaRoy (of Siegfried and LaRoy) at the Folsom Gay Fair tapes Fantasy football update Phone scan Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Sept 29, 2010: Deflated Disco Fuck song Dancing With the Stars recap Tampa Bay is a crap baseball town Dave's wife may be knocked up Gordon Ramsey stuff Tapes from some screwed-up Australian awards show More than you ever wanted to know about blow-up dolls TV ratings Why we have to give the Kings anything they want Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Sept 30, 2010: The Bunny Lives David Stern (Don) says screw-you to Sacto Dave's wife is NOT knocked up Moron the Kings and the current "we're gonna leave" scare Flintstones trivia Moron callers with real estate advice Phoner with Earthdog Brother Jim Replica batmobiles on the internet Phone scan Sex advice from women's magazines ========================================================= Fri Oct 1, 2010: You're Telling Me that Johnny Whitaker isn't Handsome? Happy Rocktober/Cocktober/Socktober The miserable bitch who works the self-checkout at the supermarket--every supermarket Hack tv writer/producer Steven J Cannell is cancelled Jive TV sitcom canned audience responses Ugly/Hot child stars Reader mail Pick the Pros Dave doesn't want to watch Seinfeld Tony Lopez Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Let Me In (no color) - The Social Network (mahogany) ========================================================= Mon Oct 4, 2010: Doni the Greek Some dickweed gets fired from CNN Meet Don the prognosticator Theater excercise: ABCs More sex advice from women's magazines Japanese granny porn Seinfeld trivia contest Did Lady G cheat? The queer duality of LaRoy Lady G takes her birthday nude Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Oct 5, 2010: Balls Deep in World of Warcraft The return of the Halloween Spooks Don Cox stories Tony Danza reality show tapes Phonebooth Olympics The guy who ran KGO radio quits in disgust Douchenozzle Adam Carolla reschedules for Friday Lady G's boyfriend did not like her stripper Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Oct 6, 2010: Don Geranium Show A call-out for all bearded ladies in the audience The ancient crone running the register at CVS is responsible for the return of Doni's Trailer to some cheezedick hippie movie (Wild in the Streets) Don's platform, promises as Dear Leader Janet is looking at houses Phoner with Don's new agent (Tom Gavin) Pocket dial Caller plays impromptu It's All Relative to win free tickets Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Oct 7, 2010: Meet Little Brett Brett Favre scandal tapes Janet's morning tweats and breakfast with a slut (or is it a whore?) Weird news Clarifications on yesterday's ideas about becoming King Moron Brett Favre scandal Contemplating the return of Tube the Teller Lady G's problems at home Hell's Kitchen recap Forbes list of powerful women Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Oct 8, 2010: Another Intern Bites the Dust A series of unfortunate callers Earthdog brother Jim wants to move to California, live with Don, work on The Show Lady G wants the day off God (Don) takes an air shift while Don buys a house Phoner with Adam Carolla The current owner of Don's new house calls in, crashes, burns Pick the Pros Tony Lopez Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Life As We Know It (tan) - Secretariat (fecal brown thumb of horsecrap) ========================================================= Mon Oct 11, 2010: Carmichael Plinko Janet's crappy flight out Moron Brett Favre and the upside down NFL weekend What's up with Canadian Thanksgiving? Advice for housewives article (1955) Overloaded on pink Another call to Canada to complain about Thanksgiving Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Oct 12, 2010: It's not Corporate, it's Just Crap Don's schedule regarding the move to Sac Shock: Courtney Cox finally figures out that her husband is a douche Dave's videos of his family as he reads the Housewives' Advice article Don's gold record from that Um-Bop song Don's adoption story An analysis of corporate rock Slam-a-rama Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Oct 13, 2010: Don's On the Roof and We Can't Get Him Down Junior high school romance Chilean miner recovery coverage Callers who can't do their kids' homework A new Don Cox story Douche-nozzle callers Goofing on Barry White Walt Grey opens for a Jay Leno standup date Don learns about busting hymens Janet vs. the listeners on Seinfeld trivia "As Boys Grow" 50s era educational film Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Oct 14, 2010: #2 Fan Don's DJ tapes "Lady G and Craig Meet in the Office" web cartoon A vortex of suck: Bill O'Reilly vs. the bitches on The View Phoner with Walt Grey about opening for Jay Leno Some guy tweeting to be #1 Fan Janet in-studio to give away tickets Another f---'d up part of the podcast Morons OReilly and View bitches More than you ever wanted to know about Sugar Mummies Arguments with callers Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Oct 15, 2010: I Can Name That Tune in Two Minutes Dennis Murphy's on-the-street interviews for WGMD Teasing the live appearance Moron Sugar Mummies Janet gives away tickets Stump the Stupe Wacky story file Pot pharmacists Did the Chilean miners clean the pipes while they were trapped underground? Pick the Pros Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Oct 18, 2010: Sex Therapy at $3/minute Don's in-town this week Don's Mike-O'Meara-like flight to the Coast Rub my feet, clean my face Janet and Don drive separate cars, hilarity ensues A capsule review of the Lisa Remedy thing OTC venereal disease test Where Are You Listening game Intern Craig gets to have free phone sex with Dr. Susan Block Wacky story file Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Oct 19, 2010: Dying with the Stars The Susan Block thing fell through. Calling more phone sex lines Dead pool considerations Janet locates the massage parlor that Dave likes Wacky story file Can You Get to 10? Hobo the Monkey on Facebook STD Christmas carols Douchebag callers Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Oct 20, 2010: Dog Day Early Afternoon Craig and Dave help Don move furniture into the new house Trashing WIFE in Indianapolis story Male body shaving Monitoring that crappy The View rip-off Meet the dogs Another Lady G and Craig cartoon List of most powerful celebrities ========================================================= Thurs Oct 21, 2010: The Same League That Has Rules Against Taunting A plea for clean underwear for Underwear Trivia at the live show On the passing of Bob Guccione and Penthouse Forum Who will end up on the rocket ship to the sun? Don is pissed at the NFL for outlawing hard tackles Daddy Day Daughter Day tapes Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Oct 22, 2010: I Was Just Showing Her My Birthmark Sit down because this is a shocker: the GM won't go on stage with the monkey But Don new house's burglar alarm works Station men's room hijinks Teasing the live show, the big drive next week from Ocean City Phoner with tv-chef Guy Fieri More people who should ride the rocket into the sun Don and Dave both have birthmarks on their johnsons Moron Brett Favre Pick the Pros Tony Lopez Don Rates Movies He Hasn't Seen - Paranormal Activity 2 (brown) - Hereafter (clean) ========================================================= Mon Oct 25, 2010: Headin' On Out At the live show on Friday night, Don followed in the footsteps of entertainment legends Ann-Margaret and Bing Crosby and fell off the stage. He sustained a head injury and spent the weekend in the hospital. The Show will be in reruns while Don recuperates. ========================================================= Tues Oct 26 thru Fri Nov 5, 2010: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Nov 8, 1010: Blockhead Don discusses the events from the live show ========================================================= Tues Nov 9, 2010: Trick or Beer Dave's mom slept with the NFL Janet found Don's porno stash F--- You Concrete song The belated return of Trick Or Beer The queer duality of Todd Rundgren Where in the World is Janet? Teasing Dave's fantastic four-star in-law weekend ========================================================= Wed Nov 10, 2010: The Denebians are Coming and They're Pissed [The show ends 1hr early so Don can make a doctor's appointment] Don plugs a toilet in the new house Local DJ breaks into another DJ's house Don wants Nancy O'Dell on the show to rat out Billy Bush Some nut from Roseville who watches too much "V" Fight with a caller Where in the World is Janet? Craig Wilson (bullying) TV ratings God in-studio to pick at Dave about his weekend ========================================================= Thurs Nov 11, 2010: Crazy in the Head, Crazy in the Bed Don passes his physical, doesn't have to wear his neck cone anymore Hot nutsty-Fagan Colleen Thomas in-studio to discuss alien invasions Something about Craig and the intern on Grant Napier's show The guy from Gamestop who met the Galleria firebug is in-studio for an interview Outrage over the Amazon-pedophile book controversy Where in the World is Janet? ========================================================= Fri Nov 12, 2010: Crazy In the Head II Phoner with Adam Carolla Screwing with a caller Grant High School drum team in-studio Calling British McDonalds about penis terms Where in the World is Janet? Bits and pieces of Dave's last weekend Bi-Polar Mary in-studio Don eats dog food to pay off a bet he lost to Jodi Bacon Don picks the movies he hasn't seen - Morning Glory - no - Skyline - yes - Unstoppable - yes Stuff Dave Says (Out of order because the Reptilians are in charge of the podcast now) Pick the Pros Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Nov 15, 1010: Boogie Check Another F---'d up KHTK podcast Don's weekend at the Mountain Lions game, spending time with Denzel and the Missus Little kid takes a dump in Raley's Some of Intern Craig's date with Colleen the busty space nut Donovan McNabb and dumbass football owners More of Craig's date Children too old to breast-feed John "Records" Landecker interview Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Nov 16, 2010: Bad Idea Tuesday A hate letter from the family of crazy Colleen Janet in-studio Mike Vick might abuse dogs, but he sure can throw a football Don's brother-in-law Doug passed away Another 50s adolescent hygene movie Phone-ho theater with celebrity sound boards Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Nov 17, 2010: The Station Everyone Can Agree On, Except the Boss's Wife That Girl thinks that "Maggie May" gets played too often Another hate letter from the family of crazy Colleen Intern Craig is a young Mike O'Meara Women who get happy endings at [s]massage parlors[/s] spa More than you ever wanted to know about vodka tampons Calling pubs in England to complain about the Royal Wedding Dailing for Gay Bears Why do guys cheat on hot women? Angela Landsbury "mini-massage" tapes Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Nov 18, 2010: Ceiling Crashers Don roots through the doctor's supply cabinet Phoner to Janet's crazy brother about his flight home Don's bull-like ability to ejaculate How to make the newest college fad alcohol-drink Half-remembered TV trivia Simulcast with Chad Dukes at WJFK about choice Redskins bashing They Just Won't Listen game Don's Worst Boss Ever Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Nov 19, 2010: Not Tonight, Honey. I'd Rather Watch Dexter Don's Worst Boss Ever stories continue Lay King tapes to celebrate his 175th birthday Pedophile songs Dave turns down hot sex with his wife to watch Dexter reruns Pick the Pros Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Morning Glory - stinky Ally-McBeal pinky - Unstoppable (again) - Budweiser brown - Mega Mind - Blood Red Tina-Fey - The Next 3 Days - Clean thumb - Harry Potter - peda-fecal finger Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Nov 22, 2010: The Cassette KHTK Uses To Record Podcasts is Crapping Out Another hate letter from crazy Colleen's family Don opens food packages in a grocery store, handles it, puts it back Don's trying to get business done with Janet without Oscar's help TSA madness Bathroom habits KHTK-ho Theater Trying to call a guy who was hassled by TSA Best vibrators Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Nov 23, 2010: Star Trek: The Worst Generation Janet gets offended by Don's Picard-like entrance commands Moron Star Trek TNG talk Nasty Thanksgiving food Moron TSA problems, strippers Idiot shoppers who want are engaging their firstness The wet spot under Don's house Janet's Hot Sausage Dip recipe God teases God & Satan Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Nov 24, 2010: The show got KHTK'd -- unavailable for podcast Don goes to a comic book store, buys old Batman comics Christmas movies Phone-Ho Theater Top Beatles songs on iTunes Michael Jackson's dubious legacy Worst Thanksgiving Story contest Moron people screwing with the TSA tapes Craig Wilson (Christmas every 5 years) Pick the Pros Don reviews movies he hasn't seen Burlesque - dead finger Love and Other Drugs - finger down Faster - down Tangle - down 127 Hours - a frozen arm Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Nov 25, 2010: Thanksgiving--moose out front should have told ya ========================================================= Fri Nov 26, 2010: Day After Thanksgiving -- No Show ========================================================= Mon Nov 29, 2010: Thanks For Not Raping Me Tonight Don plays xbox with some kid Midnight tampon run Camille at the movies Janet and the cowbell Douchebag Kings fan of the year Charity poker tournament recap God in-studio to discuss Steve Johnson's tweat Don's early DJ stories Calling a bar in Australia about Greece being a fat nation ========================================================= Tues Nov 30, 2010: Eggs Carmichael Dave Style Don's going to Sigfried and LaRoy's very gay Christmas party This just in: the Green Hornet movie is going to suck Young guys with old women A little black book of celebrity phone numbers Newspaper article on Elvis's 40lb colon Looking at photos of Dave's feces, balls Cosmo magazine relationship quiz Don demonstrates The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Dec 1, 2010: #1 Asshole Fan Celebs "threaten" to not Twitter until they get donations for World AIDS day Don goes to another Kings "game" Don vs. the dickweed fan -- aborted video edition 20-minute man Dave and the asian cleaning woman Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board What's with kids today? Looking forward to some new cheesedick cable ripoff of another cheesedick cable program Don as the new Kings manager Sex ed for trainables movie Neil Diamond's Hanukkah song Fight with a caller Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Dec 2, 2010: Put On the Gimp Suit Lighting guy wants $5,000 to string Xmas lights on the Don Majal Hell's Kitchen recap Don addresses the chronic problems with the podcast Phoner with Walt Gray from Channel 3 about his facial lacerations The Broadcast News story Tonging the ass spinchter of comedy legend Will Farrell TV Guide's Jump the Shark "moments" Farts may be sponsored again Phoner with Donte Green, Kings player Phone scan ========================================================= Fri Dec 3, 2010: Always Bet on Foreign Don's latest doctor's exam--after a day of farting into the microphone Why can't Jews celebrate Christmas more? Everything's sympatico with Gramps Napier Phoner with earthdog brother Jim Wacky news story: house of feces Bulemics who save their own puke Sex survey results Foreign or Domestic? game Pick the pros Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Dec 6, 2010: John Lennon Cured My Hemorrhoids Sigfried & LaRoy's very gay Xmas party recap Don wants the station to be flooded with free Xmas trees John Lennon's murder anniversary and other crap music on Don's iPod Super Bowls vs. Presidents Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Dec 7, 2010: Ho Ho Ho The story of Sinterklaas and Zwarte Piet Janet and the sponsored farts Calling bars in Amsterdam about Zwarte Piet Your Best Whore-or Story Where Are They Now? celebrity updates Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Dec 8, 2010: Available for Nude Wrestling with Ass Drags Steve the GM visits The Show office Janet goes to the Lavender Farm Trolling for more Xmas trees Assplay in high school wrestling Phoner with the great Gary Gerould Linda Kohn and the stables at ESPN It's All Relative Rent-a-Friend.com Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Dec 9, 2010: Knuckles & Nazi The Kings get a little of the Doni G kharma and actually win a game Something about female cops posing nude for Playboy Dave takes his daughter to a Kings game Janet's trip to the Lavender farm Shut up about how the Old Show isn't the New Show, and stop listening More than you wanted to know about killer whale sex Instructions on how to use an erectile dysfunction device More Christrmas trees are delivered to the station, including the 13' lobby tree A quick phoner with Donte Green--"You're the Shit" ========================================================= Fri Dec 10, 2010: Ass Don't Smell The apprentice engineer is allergic to Xmas trees: files a grievance against Don Oprah on Barbara Walters tapes Basic ass hygene Make Us Laugh Unwanted orgasms tapes Pick the Pros Phoner with Donte Green and whatnot Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - The Fighter (Boston red) - Chronicles of Narnia (frozen Walt Disney cryogenic middle finger) - The Tourist (Brad Pitt stinky-pinky) ========================================================= Mon Dec 13, 2010: O Tannenbaum More assholes file grievances: the Xmas trees have to go A plea for artificial Xmas trees for the station ... and it grows hair East Coast Bob screws with radio shows Don meets Jay-Z at the Kings game Don vs. the world's worst home security salesman Calling England about the queen's panties Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Dec 14, 2010: Sandy Claus Says You'll Put Your Eye Out (and Get a Haircut) Don's adopted mother writes to earthdog brother Jim The Aunt Lola story Don learns the awful truth about Santa Claus Another b.s. Cosmopolitan quiz Another crap 1947 educational film ("Are You Popular?") What My Wife Doesn't Know? Intern Craig tries out a penis pump Salesguy Andrew tells more than you ever wanted to know about erectile dysfunction fixes Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Dec 15, 2010: Woof Woof Woof Woof Douchebag callers Guests in-studio for Canine Companions Don's very Clark Griswold Christmas plans Bark-off for Cash Craig Wilson (houseguests) ========================================================= Thurs Dec 16, 2010: Super Match: Douche Blank The unfortunate return of tard Chad Some Xmas show at Arco arena recap Popeyes chicken aftermath East Coast Bob calls more radio stations If you wonder who still reads Dear Abby--it's Don Match Game 2010 Wacky story file The best and worst Xmas movies Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Dec 17, 2010: I'll Have the Red Snapper Lay King's last show kiss-ass suckfest Beatles Christmas records "Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year" song Pick the Pros Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Black Swan (black) - I Love You Phillip Morris (nicotine-stained) - How Do You Know (vomity) - Yogi Bear (bloody fist) - True Grit (Lebowski) - Little Fockers (Piscopo) - Tron Legacy (blue stinky) Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Dec 20, 2010 thru Sun Jan 2, 2011: Christmas vacation ========================================================= Mon Jan 3, 2011: Happy New Year, Homo Meet Jordan, the new intern Dick Clark strokin' New Year's Eve tapes Don's weird dinner with Walt Gray and his wife Jordan rides Charlie-Broyhill-style on the top of a car while looking at Xmas lights Shopping with the flash mob at the Galleria Don's earthdog brother Jim arrives JIm's got six girlfriends hanging on Dave gives his wife a real wedding ring Phoner with James Brown from CBS Sports Oddities: documentaries about women who eat toilet paper, sleep with hair dryers Eating toilet paper challenge LaRoy's Gay Transvetite Costume Ball tapes Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Jan 4, 2011: This Married Life Shocker: the toilet-paper-eating contest is vetoed by management Crazy Colleen texts a thank-you note to intern Craig Don calls Colleen as Craig to get his soul activated Giving Craig the 3rd degree over the "I Love You" phrase Homeless guy with a radio voice* tape Planning Craig's wedding to intern Paris Dave's daughter starts pre-school In-station Phone Ho Theater Phoner with earthdog brother Jim about his NBA lifestyle LaRoy's Gay Transvetite Costume Ball tapes Could you tell the difference between a man and a woman behind a glory hole? Janet brings in Tony Lopez * not The Magic Christian ========================================================= Wed Jan 5, 2011: Craig's Women Moron the homeless guy with the radio voice Phone scan Crazy Colleen in-studio again Craig's girlfriend/would-be fiancee in-studio Dave son has a seizure (but will be okay) Letter from someone who loves erotic massage Trolling for Strip Trivia Phoner to the morning zoo that hired the homeless radio guy Craig and Jordan discuss their future Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Jan 6, 2011: Human Dog Rockets Dave's home emergency recap Trolling for Strip Trivia Another angry letter from Crazy Colleen's crazy family In-depth analysis of Mad Magazine's Spy vs. Spy Article about Jim Cantore The cross-country house move is back on Stump the Stupe solo edition Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Jan 7, 2011: Take Most Of It Off Moron the homeless guy with the radio voice Padding while trolling for [s]Strip[/s] Underwear Trivia Underwear Trivia Span-sexual story Pick the pros Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Jan 10, 2011: Crazy in the Head, Crazy in the Bed Comments about the Arizona shooting Janet kills the car battery again Scary people, the mentally imbalanced, and a free society (and Carl Grossman stories) Engineer John takes his birthday nudes Craig is curiously quiet during the strip routine Elvis birthday tribute tapes Phoners to Memphis, TN with John Wayne drop-ins Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Jan 11, 2011: I Give Craig a Number 2 Moron the homeless guy with the radio voice Craig is on punishment; put back on the phones, intern Jordan rotated in Jordan schools Craig on being a successful intern Intern slap-off Meet Drew, the guy who's in charge of commercials The new Arco Arena sponsor sells snake oil A caller wonders about his girlfriend's broken ass Who's Ipod Is it Anyway game East Coast Bob tapes Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Jan 12, 2011: They Call Him "Derringer" Craig is now under the Spewak rule of truncated microphone time Don's WLS Radio on-air sign is broken, repaired Phoner with Janet about the broken radio sign Moron the homeless guy with the radio voice Celebrity penis sizes Black light tour Craig Wilson (dark restaurants) ========================================================= Thurs Jan 13, 2011: Poor Old Don Celebrity penis sizes continues More East Cost Bob calls Old Gordon Liddy stories Oprah's 30lbs of mac 'n cheese Another phoner with Adam Carrolla The Rich Eisen story Interns Craig and Jordan read their essays Oprah tapes Duct-tape Trivia game Don fills in for the vacationing Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Jan 14, 2011: Always There To Pick Up the Pisces Just what the world needs most: a 13th astrological sign The smell of death in one of Don's neighbor's house Contestants for the Beat Don's Football Picks are in-studio to win the jackpot Dave's lies to get out of a baby-viewing party, in order to stay home and watch soccer Ken Jennings plays Jeopardy against an IBM computer Don's old air checks from WPGC in 1980 Make Me Laugh Pick the Pros (playoff edition) - Pittsburgh vs. Baldymore, hon: Steelers - Green Bay vs. Atlanta: Packers - Chicago vs. Seattle: Seahawks - NYJ vs. New England: Patriots Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - The Dilemma (stinky pinky) - The Green Hornet (thumb up) ========================================================= Mon Jan 17, 2011: Reruns (MLK day) ========================================================= Tues Jan 18, 2011: I Fought the Nerds and the Nerds Won Meet Steve Goss, KHTK's traffic director Don's frets over which Green Pay Packer outfit to wear Don gets pocket dialed by Janet from Ocean City Don's agent flies in for a super-secret meeting Ricky Gervais on the Golden Globes recap The loud talkers at the Green Hornet movie Don lies to Janet about taking her to the Super Bowl Dave vs his children and their "binkies" Raiders owner Al Davis's press conference A Batmobile is on eBay The GMs Porche keeps getting keyed Regis Philbin's retirement annoucement Calling Australia about a human feces in the streets story Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Jan 19, 2011: Fake Are men allergic to their own semen? Some article about Al Davis's feebery Bob Newhart's new chompers Don misses Janet Don's first job at WGEZ in Beloit, WI Don forges his FCC broadcast license--not a repeat from the story about forging his high school principal's graduation endorsement letter Shum Dit Joan Rivers gets fired Anticipating the suckfest that is American Idol Dave takes in a roommate 3 Stooges Alphabet song Dave's kids re-enact the Raymond Burr story ========================================================= Thurs Jan 20, 2011: Your Boy is Tired The crazy, naked woman at the King's game Unenthused with American Idol--this is a repeat from 2008, 2009, 2010 Phoner with Janet about the move Dave's Bill Walton spit story Don claims not to understand the brown showers fetish, gleefully checks out scatlover.com Octomom's adult-baby fetish video Rigdon Dees stories Phone scan Brett Favre press-conference parody LBJ ordering trousers tape Our national nightmare is over: Don realizes Waynes World is lame Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Jan 21, 2011: I See a Red Door And I Want To Paint It Brown Channel 10 comments on the Kings game stripper Ricky Gervais interview recap Don meets the neighborhood mormon missionaries Don is nervously confident in the Green Bay vs Chicago game Bottomless exhibitionist woman at the Kings game, caught on video at a motorcycle show Moron Dave's daughter's issues with poop Stump the Stupe (1969) Pick the Pros (Packers and Steelers) Don rates the movies he hasn't seen - Company Man (thumb up) - No Strings Attached (bloody Demi tampon) Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Jan 24, 2011: Do I Look Like Richard Gere? Crowing over the Green Bay win over Chicago Don and Janet are not going to the Super Bowl Bobby Poe tribute Craig and Dave come over to take Don's excess furniture Phone scan Dave and the foul-mouthed, tobacco-chewing kid Dave buys a hamster Don thinks Troy Aikman drops the "Queer" bomb Deep thoughts Some bullshit AshleyMaddison.com controversy* Tony Lopez --- * still okay to run ads for snake oil, ambulance chasers and shady real estate investment scams ========================================================= Tues Jan 25, 2011: Yeeeup Don is pulled over for driving will talking on his cellphone The family wearing matching PJs at Raley's Jack from Jack in the Box, and other mascots Don says BFD on the Oscar nominations Why the telephone long distance rates are a rip-off Where *did* Hitler get all his flags? The Kings actually win a game Rise Guys discuss Brokedick Mountain Crap 80s tv theme song challenge Porch Settin' Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Jan 26, 2011: DOT State of the Show speech Who will replace Regis? This just in: American Idol blows Janet is on the way home -- how clean should the house be? Super Bowl ticket prices (official and scalped) Phone scan The DOT story Inventorying the sound effects banks Craig Wilson (sleeping with animals) Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Jan 27, 2011: "The DGS is the Comedy Hit of the Summer!" - Mark S Allen, GD Sacramento Don signs to be Marianne McClary's cohost on GD Sacramento Janet is back home, decorates the car with Steelers logos American Idol is too nice Hitler's last surviving bodyguard can't deal with his fan mail anymore Janet is back home The number of boxes for Don/Janet's move: 722 Educational film from 1958: LSD Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Jan 28, 2011: Marianne's Gimp Don asks which continent Egypt is in Tom Gavin is a Green Bay cheesehead GD Sacramento on-air reaction Marianne's hot steaming blog Tracy Morgan comments recap Phone scan Challenger disaster anniversary comments Tiger mother book commentary Calling China about the tiger mother book Vintage late night tv crapola Captain 20 memories Duct Tape Trivia, Pube edition Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - 127 Hours (dismembered arm up) - The Mechanic (brown thumb up) - The Rite (brown thumb down) Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Jan 31, 2011: You Can't Say That, Mr. Brinkley Something half audible about Craig's sex life Don and Janet at the home expo at Cal Expo. The clusterfuck that is the Boz Scaggs concert Charlie Sheen's Scarface-like mountain of cocaine Katie Couric explains about something called Internet A list of words you supposedly can't say on TV Why is midget such a bad word? Dave's personal appearance at some hockey event Midget videos on YouTube Calling Perris, CA about exotic meat The new crap Adam Sandler movie Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Feb 1, 2011: Do Alan Arkin It's not GROUNDHOG DAY!!! The leak in Don's house roof Janet is hiding Don's jerseys, tempting karma Top 50 gayest songs Best baseball player names of all time Phoner with Kevin Pollack Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Feb 2, 2011: Burn, Baby, Burn A short show so Don can do an afternoon medical check Don meets Shaq at the Kings game Janet's brother sends a box to Don at the station with Steelers swag Don sets the Terrible Towel on fire Groundhog Day movie drop-ins Jim Cantore (Don) vs. Bill Walton (Dave) Reading the script for Donzilla's appearance on GD Sacramento Some guy's video from DatingOnDemand.com Meet Noodles, a utility infielder around the station Exploring the crap in Noodles's car Dan Snyder article Guess the Whoopie ========================================================= Thurs Feb 3, 2011: Stop Jivin' Don's latest medical check Janet sneaks in, puts Steelers stuff all over Don's office Don cuts promos for GD Sacramento American Idol controversy Don isn't convinced that the local vagrant is legit Yet another phoner with Adam Carrolla Tim Sabean stories Don knows his Bread What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen: Breadfarts.com, Meatloaffarts.com Moron Jim Cantore More godawful websites and no eye bleach nearby Dr. Don Rose DJ tapes Craig Wilson (uncool guy) Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Feb 4, 2011: Feel-Her-Up Friday Janet is jinxing the Steelers Don is emailing with Marianne XXXChurch claims it wants to stop porn Charles Manson's cell phone Tom Green in-studio Pick the Pros Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Feb 7, 2011: The Super Bowl Was Gay Don is rather pleased about the Super Bowl results Janet wears the sandwich board to pay off the Super Bowl bit Disappointed with the Super Bowl commercials LaRoy's very gay Super Bowl party Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Feb 8, 2011: ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.. .- ...- . Donzilla promo airs, pimping GD Sacto Some new NFL player sex scandal Swearing in Morse code "Sittin' on a Toilet" remix A makeup artist comes in to see if anything can be done about Don's face Foreign or Domestic Meet "Billy," some radio station guy who got a Rusty Trombone done on him Dirty morse code or clean? ========================================================= Wed Feb 9, 2011: Poke Him with the Soft Cushions! Stupid kids' names ElvisCalls.com Don sees himself on tv commercial, six more weeks of winter Going through the drop-ins F You Dave song The Detroit station's prospective DJ interview quiz Stump the Stupe (1986) Don gets the Catholic Confession app Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Feb 10, 2011: You're No Longer Welcome at Facebook, Sir Dave calls while Don and Janet are having sex Dave gets banned from Facebook Story about a little league player who had no legs Keifer Sutherland/24 sound board Calling Facebook about Dave's account Steve Dahl, Larry Lujack stories WAVA afternoon show air checks Chris Hansen sound board Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Feb 11, 2011: Macaroni & Squeeze Harry Balls story Don might get the big light-up C from the Arco Arena sign Phoners to Egypt to ask about Mubarak's resignation Don's old DJ resume Worst Valentine's Day stories 50 Things to Do With Your Breasts Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - The Eagle (one beak down) - Never Say Never (polished finger in a duke) - Gnomeo and Juliet (brown finger in a duke) - Just Go With It (bloody finger) Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Feb 14, 2011: Eat Me Janet buys Don a set of cock rings Don's first day at GD Sacramento Which body parts are the best for cannibalizing? Chilean miners stuff Don wants the C from the Arco Arena sign What's wrong with the Kings I Love You Drive-Thru game Charlie Sheen stuff Backing up the general manager's Porsche Tony Lopez ========================================================= Tues Feb 15, 2011: The Show is Ship. SHIP Janet gets a root canal, is hopped up on goof balls again OJ Simpson prison beating Charlie Sheen story Don and Marianne on GD Sac together Lisa Remedy entrance on whatever that The View ripoff show is Dave buys an "adult" board game for Valentine's Day Love/Hate mail for Don on the GD Sac Facebook page Prize pig wants free movie tickets 1955 educational film, "Office Etiquette" Armstrong & Getty tv report Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Feb 16, 2011: Snollygoster! Don and Janet want to adopt another bulldog 30s era marital quiz A list of non-profane insulting names Another reason to hate Mark S Allen: threatening to fly Dennis Murphy into town ========================================================= Thurs Feb 17, 2011: Bad Davey Warner GM Steve is asking around to see if Don was talking on the radio about his mad parkings skilz GD Sac recap Questionaire from the bulldog rescue outfit Check your Facebook telephone number--it may be public Carmichael Dave old DJ air checks New Spiderman news Dave's wife is writing her own version of the F You Dave song Craig Wilson (water aerobics) Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Feb 18, 2011: Shut Up and Entertain Me, Jester Intern Craig is late Earthdog brother Jim has a hernia The Better Marriage Blanket Noodles and Steve the GM share a birthday Don wants to watch American Idol again without looking like a hypocrite Pissed about the lingering Marianne hatred among the listeners Comedy Central's suck-ass All-time Best Standup List Sound-board identification Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - I Am Number 4 - Big Mama's yet another crap sequel - Unknown Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Feb 21, 2011: Reruns ========================================================= Tues Feb 22, 2011: Don't Let the Door Hit You The latest The Kings Are Moving Away panic Lady G's YouTubecast, "Spilling Daisies" LaRoy in-studio for LaRoy's World of Gay Make Us Laugh Tony Lopez ========================================================= Wed Feb 23, 2011: Match.com, Buy a Schedule Don't speculate about the Kings Don pimps an appearance at a comedy shop Moron Kings talk Ratings are good, now #3 Marianne from GD Sac in-studio Moron radio resumes: is Christ Jesus's last name? The company controversy over Craig's blog Craig Wilson (Justin Bieber) Tony Lopez ========================================================= Thurs Feb 24, 2011: Worst Anthem Evar Trying to get the guy who wrote "Why Do Black People Do the Things They Do?" as a guest Janet is out shopping with LaRoy Dave writes a song to try to save the Kings Phoner with Joe Ardinger Dumbass Charlie Sheen on some dumbass's radio show Stump the Stupe (1979) Proposed "Keep Our Team" cheers that are even worse than Dave's song Tony Lopez ========================================================= Fri Feb 25, 2011: 18-Hour Notice Callers complain about too much demeaning black stuff on the show A proposal from a DJ who wants the Jim Rome spot The guy who runs the local Funny Bone that Don will be at is in-studio to plug it Was former PD Mike Remy a swinger? Oscar predictions, and Don thinks The Kings Speech won't win Best Picture Craig's douchebag roommate Phoner with Kevin Moore of "Do You Ever Wonder Why Black People Do The Things They Do?" Tony Lopez ========================================================= Mon Feb 28, 2011: Boo-wah Boo-wah! Don gets edited on GD Sac Dave and Steve the GM are double-dating at the King's game Don's night at the Funny Bone Intern Jordan and father's Hawaiian groan injuries Dick Clark vs Kirk Douglas stroke victim tapes Charlie Sheen tapes Tard parade phone scan Moron Kings/Maloufs talk Moron Charlie Sheen news Buying $1 overnight commercials on the station Kirk Douglas/Sareen Branson/various other TV feeb mashup The latest Lady G YouTubecast, "Spilling Daisies" Sex acts Don would do before he'd lay with Lady G ========================================================= Tues Mar 1, 2011: Tolerance and Gadfly In the Morning Dave and his new ATM card fiasco Steve the GM gives Dave a nickname: Gadfly Don gets squelched again on GD Sac Kaddafi or Sheen? quotes Moron Kings talk Call for "Spilling Daisies" parody videos Who Said It? game Frustrated with Shhh--don't talk about the Kings, you might piss them off ========================================================= Wed Mar 2, 2011: This Eagle Hunts Flies Moron Charlie Sheen Idiotic things Don has done in his life, and earlier today Is Jim Carey dead? Call for "Spilling Daisies" parody videos Dave's massage Breast Milk Ice Cream in the news Phone scan ========================================================= Thurs Mar 3, 2011: F You Steve Don is pissed off that the iPad 2 is coming out, obsoleting his iPad Ratings put the DGS at #2 Arrested, beligerant "reverend" news story The podcast is SNAFU Nick Toma from GD Sac in-studio for SpecialFriedRice.net Dave pawns Craig's Facebook/Twitter accounts 1950 educational film, "A Date With Your Family" ========================================================= Fri Mar 4, 2011: Already Gone Don believes the Kings are absolutely leaving Don's possible new rescue dog is coming over to visit Oscar Charlie Sheen endorses chocolate milk on Twitter--cause he needs the money, ya know? Some listener sends in anagrams for everything in the world Another hilarious skit from SupposedlyFunnyOrDie.com Moron Charlie Sheen's train wreck The BYU Honor Code controversy Foreign or Domestic? Utah edition Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen ========================================================= Mon Mar 7, 2011: The Human Electric Weenie Disappointed with Charlie Sheen's internet show Don's new bulldog moves in Don's weekend at the comedy shop A service that provides voice actors as callers for talk shows Some inbred on the news about how his neighbor's house sploded One of the "comedians" at the crap comedy club is pissed off at Don LaRoy in-studio about bad comedians, big gay weekend Charlie Sheen parody song - This is Lean Gene, would you and your buddy from the crybaby hall of fame kindly lose my phone number? I kinda serious--I can take it but I can dish it out--and if I hear from you again, I'll call your General Manager and file a complaint against you. You wouldn't want that, would you? Have a nice day, turkeys! ========================================================= Tues Mar 8, 2011: Please Don't Eat Those Daisies The power struggle between the bulldogs Charlie Sheen's meltdown like Teri Hatcher's tits: is it real or fake? Moron the Human Electric Weenie, who's Twitter-warring Don Dumbass former intern Lady G calls out Craig on latest YouTubecast, beatdown ensues Calling bars in New Orleans for Fat Tuesday 50s education film: "The Story of Mensturation" ========================================================= Wed Mar 9, 2011: Itchy Eye on Excellence Award Don wants to be the station employee of the month The bitch who ordered 17 seperate coffees at Starbucks Tina Macuha in-studio from GD Sac YouTube video of some kid whose goofed up on pain killers ========================================================= Thurs Mar 10 and Fri Mar 18, 2011: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Mar 21, 2011: War! What Is It Good For? Absolutely Nuthin', Say It Again Don celebrates his 2-year wedding anniversary Life with the new bulldog, Butterbean At a gay brunch, someone thinks Don and Janet are LaRoy's parents Pimping to have the GD Sac truck visit a radio listener's house Moron Charlie Sheen Dumbshit History: American wars The free CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes! The new Charmin commercial and a Poop in a Bag Contest Donald Trump Roast tapes Andrew Dice Clay's advice to Charlie Sheen Facebook message battle with haus frau who doesn't like him Attempting to call the Four Seasons hotel in Libya ========================================================= Tues Mar 22, 2011: Roll Her In Flour Dave needs to hire maids to clean his house before his wife gets back Fat woman who orgasms while eating ice cream TV Spinoffs list Surprise--the podcast is fucked up again Phoner with the guy from GD Sac who has a 9 foot roller coaster Chris Brown's tantrum on GMA The new Lady G video on YouTube LaRoy in-studio to talk about a gay brunch ========================================================= Wed Mar 23, 2011: Present for Jesus Don plays Madden on his iPhone when he has nothing to do on GD Sac Dave hires day laborer maids to clean his house before wifey gets home Obscure TV spinoffs list Anal sex and the Bible God (Don) in-studio Stump the Stupe (1985) Steve Harvey on Family Feud tape ========================================================= Thurs Mar 24, 2011: You're About To Get Your Ass Kicked From Here to the County Line And I'm Wearing the Boots That Can Do It Porch settin' Don's new bedroom furniture set is hosed The CF in the drive-thru line at Starbucks A new low: Whoopie Goldberg is now Don's first choice from Star Trek TNG women A letter from Craig's grandmother, claims Craig has an IQ of 150 Phoner to a guy who's waiting to meet Sammy Haggar Dave gives his daughter a whoopie cushion Phoner to a Best Western in Scranton about the woman who was smuggling heroin ========================================================= Fri Mar 25, 2011: F U, Sammy Dave in line for Sammy Haggar tapes, makes Dennis Murphy look like Steve Kroft from 60 Minutes Noodles claims to weigh less than Don Celebrity charity donors Wacky story file: Tornado Boy The Office jumps the shark Tornado boy parody Pole Dancing for Jesus Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen - Suckerpunch (blue) - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules (bully) - Limitless (Focker) - Paul (brown) ========================================================= Mon Mar 28, 2011: This Is Not the Best Breakfast I've Ever Had Trolling for another "average listener" to do a tv remote for GD Sac Don's weekend with Bart in LA - playing Madden - explaining the movie No Way Out to Bart - eating with Don's agent, the fussy eater - the noisy hen party in the hotel room next door Janet's weekend at the gay bar with Siegfried and LaRoy Listener Suzette in-studio to deliver Sammy Haggar tapes Noodles in-studio to be weighed. Will give one push-up for every pound he is over 220 - Noodles: 234.8, Dave: 231 - side bet on pushups, Noodles has to have his car cleaned out Inventorying the crap from Noodles's car The board levels are all f---'d up ========================================================= Tues Mar 29, 2011: Lick the Coil The microphones are working, but now the telephones are screwed up Moron the Kings possible move to Anaheim Phone scan WTF happened to Steve Martin Don wants people to mail him eggs Weird listener on GD Sac Crappy later Bob Hope special AP-All American jokes Highway Love Connection, featuring an eerily George McFly-like bachelor #3 ========================================================= Wed Mar 30, 2011: Arena of Dreams Preparing for life after the Kings Dave wants people to pledge money to build a new arena Why Don prefers Twitter over Facebook Who made up the Home of the Kings slogan? Reagan assassination-attempt anniversary Bereaved listener calls in to ask how Don coped Craig Wilson (parenting) A guy sends in a tape called News Boxers ========================================================= Thurs Mar 31, 2011: F---ing Idiots Bart turns 26 Dave and the media blitz over his arena-building idea Janet's debacle at the airport Old school TV Bart's birth story Fast food stories Wacky story file: - guy who was fused to a chair - vodka tampons 1952 educational film: Office Etiquette ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 1, 2011: The Ball Whisperer Scavenger hunt Dave's appearance on Grant Napier's show recap Foreign language translation app Don's iPod most-recently-played list Dave's interview with the NYTimes recap Talking about going to the bathroom 4 hours a day Don is not jealous of Dave's media attention Lay King's first groupie tape ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 4, 2011: Shake Yo Bootie Dave gets screwed from a parking ticket Don and Dave judge a dance contest Wine tasting with Nick Toma Comcast is wading into the Kings debacle Moron Charlie Sheen LaRoy's gay world Don's baby DJ tape Celebrity Apprentice tapes ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 5, 2011: Steve Bryant Better Watch Out Teasing a What Would You Do contest Kings talk Dancing with the Stars recap Sex with Jeannie and Samantha from Bewitched The My Two Dicks song Kurt Cobain's suicide Kids! What's the matter with kids today? Trailer for The Wild & Wonderful Whites of West Virginia Phone scan Make Us Laugh ========================================================= Weds Ajdury 6, 2011: Books Are Good--Right? Dave at the Save the Kings rally recap and tapes A shout out from Opie & Anthony, Ron & Fez The new posthumous George Carlin book The greatness of a physical, honest-to-god, paper and ink book Don appeals to the Geritol generation Some story about a kid who buys The Refrigerator's Super Bowl ring with the money from his savings account What Would You Do for Kings in Las Vegas Tickets -- only one contestant shows up - opens a beer bottle with her boobs ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 7 through Fri Ajdury 15, 2011: Reruns Don is home sick with a sinus infection. ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 18, 2011: Snort Lingering effects of the sinus infection Something about Dave keeping a tampon in his mouth Old radio stories Craig out with a megaphone ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 19, 2011: Where's Your Stupe Now, See? Some Fox News article about pubes David Stern as an actor Duct Tape Trivia Anchoring GD Sac and hate email Phoner to some Abe Lincoln festival Moron Fox News article about pubes Dave's wife's butt-sex challenge Stump the Stupe (1968) Six tips for Better Anal Sex? ========================================================= Weds Ajdury 20, 2011: unavailable ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 21, 2011: unavailable ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 22, 2011: Who Let the Dogs Out Janet buys Dave "The Little Engine That Could" Don thinks he has male menopause News segement about some computerized toilet Article on websites for the blind Educational Film from 1949: Act Your Age Bark-Off for [s]Cash[/s] Prizes Phone scan Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 25, 2011: A Big Penis Makes Him Happy Craig is sick, looks like an AIDS patient Janet says she likes Don's big unit Moron the Kings staying in Sac What's up with Civil War reinactors? Especially the black ones in rebel uniforms LaRoy's Gay World Another hate email about Don on GD Sac Feedback on Craig's photo on twitter Movie Stars who turned down famous movie parts list ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 26, 2011: Hello Life, Goodbye Sacramento Porch settin' Dave Chapelle won't be on the show Penis size article Mark S Allen in-studio Kings update Dave's son is ill again Top Celebrities who Hate the Earth iPod Challenge -- some virus got into Don's iPod and filled it with Glee songs ========================================================= Weds Ajdury 27, 2011: Doctor, Doctor Give Me the News Dave's son is okay, but another emergency trip to the hospital Janet's text messages from her flight to the East Coast Don's dog psychologist thinks Oscar has lots of issues, will require a lot of expensive therapy Don's morning on GD Sac This just in: birthers are douchebags Doctor game, and why you have to follow the rules and not allow callers to pipe in Craig Wilson (US Census data) ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 28, 2011: not available ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 29, 2011: The Secret Word Is: Crap Don gets some sleezy mail marketing thing Sick of the Royal Wedding NFL draft recap Phone scan Phoner with some guy who built a gas-powered toilet Don's favorite phone sex lines Wacky story file: feces family Secret Word Game ========================================================= Mon May 2, 2011: America, Fuck Yeah!!! The Kings are dead and Osama is staying in Sacto, or something like that Lost doggie announcement Steve Bryant's article in Talkers Magazine Phoner with Donte Green ========================================================= Tues May 3, 2011: [pause.........] Friday! The mayor is ducking Don's show Free association convo on movies Osama killing conspiracy theories Phoner with Kings co-owner Gavin Maloof Adult-baby documentary ========================================================= Weds May 4, 2011: I Like the Mistishism Craig still looks sick Mormons show up at Don's door again Don wants a rematch at Stump the Stupe Don's screwed-up mother stories Football vs. soccer as a kid's sport Moron the Kings Star Wars geeks GD Sac wants pictures of everyone's feet Craig Wilson ========================================================= Thurs May 5, 2011: Mayor McCheese The mayor has condescended to be on The Show Don goes to the doctor for his male menopause Interview with an off-mike in-studio mariachi band Local weather guy Cody Stark in-studio Phoner with the mayor ========================================================= Fri May 6, 2011: The Fix is In Going through the Maureen O'Boyle tapes (the Dave Garroway tapes must have been lost in the hurricane) Stuff on TV Jimmy Dean's mother's day song mashup Worst Mother's Day stories Stump the Stupe vs. Bruce the Engineer (1972) Don reviews the movies he hasn't seen ========================================================= Mon May 9, 2011: The DJ-Talk Stop-Light Is On Its Way Shocker: Dave pussies out, doesn't want anal sex with his wife afterall Make Us Laugh LaRoy's gay world Don signs new contract through 2014, becomes program director ========================================================= Tues May 10, 2011: Kings of the Delta Queen Live on tape from the Kings rally ========================================================= Weds May 11, 2011: Heh heh heh heh heh ... Oh My God A brief comment about what went down with Tesla yesterday Phone scan Calling out some douche from 98 Rock for causing the problem yesterday Noodles gives Dave an electric sign Adolescent blackheads Grant's snicker drop-in 1950s instructional film, Personal Hygene ========================================================= Thurs May 12, 2011: CBS Radio The she-male party outside Bart's place Moron Pat Martin, 98 Rock douchebag extraordinaire Dave tries to explain what that p.o.s. movie "Regarding Henry" is great Who/what would you do if facing an apocalypse? Justin the intern is sent with t-shirts to a medical marijuana shop COPS episode featuring transvestites Phone scan ========================================================= Fri May 13, 2011: He Likes 'em Thicker Than a Snicker Dave is home sick, Janet and brother-in-law are in-studio Tom takes The Quiz Don's latest plan to reorganize the states of the union The Colecovision story Osama's porn stash Meet Ron, only black employee of KHTK Batman, Flintstones, and other parody porn How many of Don's iTunes songs suck? Hot female pedophiles Don reviews movies he hasn't seen ========================================================= Mon May 16, 2011: Shh--Don't Announce My Name More porno parodies The vagrant at the antique mall Don meets the dickweed from 98 Rock Dave's weekend home sick The douche at 98 Rock claims he has better ratings than Don This year's tv series cancellations--Dave was the one watching "V" Outside to interview some motorized toilet guy Songs from the Beverly Hillbillies album Critter cookin' ========================================================= Tues May 17, 2011: Lick It, Eat It DJ of the Week: Grant Napier MSNBC wants to know more about Don's plan to reorganize the states How much would you charge to lick up someone's spooge? More than you ever wanted to know about office crap Who's nipple photo is on Jodi's phone? Stump the Stupe, Sound-board edition Exotic food taste tests in-studio TV talk Another old personal hygene film ========================================================= Weds May 18, 2011: Where's the DGS porn parody? Arnold Schwartzenegger stuff It's the end of the world on Saturday More porn tv parodies Jerry Lewis is retiring from the MDA telethon DirecTV programming controversies Don's sound effects library ========================================================= Thurs May 19, 2011: Ano er fu ke d up po dc ast ========================================================= Fri May 20, 2011: The Biggest C On the Show Since Heaton Don gets the C from Arco Arena The adult baby who collects Federal disability Trolling for listeners to screen "the first feel-good hit of the summer" with Mark S. Allen Rachael Maddow wants to interview Don about his realignment of the states Grants Rants hotline ========================================================= Mon May 23, 2011: Dokken Check out Craig's bloody nipples That dumbshit Harold Camping Shock -- Don won't be on the Rachael Maddow after all The big C appears on GD Sac Someone's still talking about Neil Diamond Mary Hart's last day on ET LaRoy's Gay World Phoner with Gene Simmons from KISS ========================================================= Tues May 24, 2011: Cunyons Dumbass caller defends Harold Camping Pre-movie problems at the Mark S Allen screening Moron religion Some do-not DVR list Documentary about love dolls Cosmo quiz about bonding with your guy ========================================================= Weds May 25, 2011: This is Noodles ESPN personalities are getting sitcoms developed Cutting commercials with Noodles Car repo stories Guess the Whoopie Greatest football players by jersey numbers ========================================================= Thurs May 26 thru Mon June 3, 2011: Reruns (Memorial Day and vacation) ========================================================= Mon June 6, 2011: Heyawannalaya Don's vacation in Hawaii recap Don meets Donald Sutherland in Maui Hawaiian enema diet techniques Is C-Lo a giant midget? Asswipe politicians Noodles was on the Graham Norton show LaRoy's World of Gay and the Gay Pride Parade recap ========================================================= Tues June 7, 2011: Text This Drew takes Dave's birthday nudes Old radio stories Moron Rachael Maddow, who kinda maybe still wants Don's realignment of the states Make Paris Laugh Article on "genderless" kids How to wash a penis Some Arco C who was pissed for being kicked out of a theater for texting ========================================================= Weds June 8, 2011: Welcome to Hell--Here's Your Accordion Moron Congressman Weiner It's National Accordion Month Something about bestiality ========================================================= Thurs June 9, 2011: Pump Up the Volume Another poorly mic'd edition of Porch Sittin Moron Weiner Bart's appendicitis story Some catwoman on eHarmony Stump the Stupe (1977, 1975, 1967) ========================================================= Fri June 10, 2011: Don't Know, Don't Care Moron cat lady Oscar's back from training Dave was a speaker at some organization, says Don is psycho to work with Crap TV recap ========================================================= Mon June 13, 2011: Conan Who? NBA finals recap At the Mary Poppins show-------again Moron Harold Camping Craig's music weekend Ricky Gervais on Conan People love the Gypsy Wedding show Foreign or Domestic Noodles on Graham Norton many years ago Don's radio resume [truncated on the podcast] 100 Greatest Movie Threats list ========================================================= Tues June 14, 2011: Blowed It Up--Blowed It Up Real Good Teasing the new late night video zoo show A call for fireworks Craig's sex injury Who's the ugliest tv sports commentator? Arranging to get listener Janis in-studio The guy who directed that pos A-Team movie wants to be back on the show Outside to shoot off fireworks Phoner with NASCAR neck Kurt Busch Barry Manilowe karaoke ========================================================= Weds June 15, 2011: Red State Roundup Listener Janice in-studio Preliminary May ratings are in Crap tv roundup iIdiot texts his wife, calls her a pig, blaims autocorrect on the iPhone What Your Dad Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him ========================================================= Thurs June 16, 2011: I Want Auto-Reject More than you wanted to know about cervical mucous Dave still blames autocorrect This just in: stuff on and through the internet is archived *somewhere* Dave wants Bri'ney Spears tickets Padding for the porno woman Phoner with Shelly Lubben, porn star you never heard of Phone scan ========================================================= Fri June 17, 2011: Minor DAD Don meets Bri'ney Spears Don's new show is "Don After Dark," will have Dave on as first guest Bad checks, bad credit, and fake license tags Wacky story files Anderson Cooper is a gay (add) ========================================================= Mon June 20, 2011: You're All Diseased Ryan Dunn is dead More than you ever wanted to know about herpes Advice to radio journalists on WGN radio LaRoy's Gay World (add) ========================================================= Tues June 21, 2011: One Year of Service Craig the ex-intern is the only on-air person to have made it an entire year on the show Trolling for a kiddie pool for Porch Settin' Some American Idol guy in-studio to hump his record Porch Settin' (add) ========================================================= Don't go away mad--just go away.